MST3K-Style Story

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MST3K-Style Story

MST3K-Style Story

Okay, so MST3k (Mystery Science Theatre 3000) takes horrible, old movies, and make jokes about them while they watch.

So, I will write a horrible story, and anyone who wants to can reply to my installments, which will be short, with jokes, mockeries of the characters, anything that makes the story funny.

And the story I will write will be entirly ment for this thread, and I will not try to make it good. 

submitted by Gared
(December 28, 2016 - 11:45 am)

back to the Inkwell

Sounds great! I love any chance to hate on horrible stuff. Even when someone writes that horrible stuff on purpose. Thanks for this, Gared.

submitted by Brooklyn Newsie
(December 28, 2016 - 1:14 pm)

Top.

submitted by Gared
(December 28, 2016 - 7:31 pm)

Mary walked outside! She was happy! Then, she saw a boy. Then the boy was launched into outer space! OMG!

Mary looked arounder her. Why had the boy been launched into space?

ALL WILL BE ANSWERED ON GARED’S (And Margret’s) “MST3K Story” thread.

The boy stepped out of space into a gleaming 21st-Century spaceship. All around him, aliens from Mars stood. They were green and blue in color, and resembled blobs of goo. They repelled any normal human, but the boy was not normal: we was a pink blob of goo wearing a human costume!

Mary walked around in circles. She had become lost in her front yard. Little did she know, the writer(s) of this story had just walked away, and their computer was randomly typing stuff.

Mary suddenly saw a zombie chicken-horse-pig-fish-hippo-alien from Mars. These horrible monsters, called the Unnamable were in a war with a group of blobs, lead by a pink blob (see earlier in the story) named the Stupids!

Mary walked into her house. But everywhere, the Stupids had decided to attack! She was overrun by a swarm of blue and green Stupids. Then, an army of Unnameables ran in. There was chaos.

(PS. my sister helped me with this one) 

submitted by Gared+Margret
(December 28, 2016 - 10:29 pm)

How did I get lost in my front yard? Just kidding. My first name is Mary, but I'm just joking with you. Cool silly story.P.S? I have gotten lost in my front yard before. That was the first time I set eyes on my house. Lol.

submitted by Riverfrost
(December 29, 2016 - 11:01 am)

Very horrible!

submitted by elementgirl18917
(December 30, 2016 - 8:37 am)