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Character 911/Character r

Character 911/Character rentals!

Got a character who won't do what you want? Think you have a Mary Sue, but can't bring yourself to kill it dead? Need help with writing an accent? Want general critique? Come here, maybe someone'll have some advice.

Alternatively... Want to rent a character to use in your story? Want a chance to play around with someone else's creation? Want to see how someone else uses your character? Drop your creations here, and borrow someone else's for a while. Swap babysitting tales.

I'll start, shall I?

Thursday Silvertongue II is a small, pale, grey-eyed black-haired member of a race which, at present, has no name. Her left arm is heavily tattooed in black ink; her shoulder sports a solid black maple leaf and spiderwebs and intricate patterns spiral down her arm from its stem, ending at her ring and fourth finger, which are also solid black. 

This race is extremely long-lived (Thursday is considered young, and she's nearly 200 years old). They are somewhat elflike and tend towards small stature, and their home is a world known as Excelsior, where they live on the northern continent, M'ntred (I went into Tolkein-esque detail with this world/idea, it's been simmering for a long time, bear with me for a while). 

This race is a very magical race, and everyone has a practical, everyday magic within them; above that are seven "ranks" of magic, and these seven ranks determine one's status. The class order is very dynamic due to this, as amounts of magical ability are not hereditary.

I won't go into detail about the ranks; suffice to say that the lowest is peasant-level and is basically a simple "task-magic", which can be used for simple everyday tasks, and the highest is royalty-level and involves elemental distortion.

There are also "melders". Thursday is one of these. Melding, essentially, is the ability to fuse, or "meld" with a solid, liquid, and a handful of visible gases. Once melded one can manipulate the shape and behaviour of the material, for example making stone mobile by quickening the movement of the atoms. Basically, melders can walk through solid objects or water, change the landscape as they see fit, even "possess" other people through physical, rather than mental, means.

Of course there are limitations; melders risk spreading themselves so thinly through a material ("mediums" they're called) that they break the link between their physical selves and their minds and souls; when this happens they become golems of whatever they happened to be melded with, and end up beasts of burden or wild animals, depending on whether they are caught and herded to captivity or not. Also, while melded they are highly vulnerable to attack; fr'instance you could kill a melder by waiting for them to meld with a tree, and then killing the tree by setting fire to it, because, by melding to a living thing, the melder literally becomes that thing, if only for an instant, and if it dies suddenly, the melder doesn't have the time to get away. Nonliving things do not carry that risk, simply because the melder's psyche has nothing to "stick" to as it would with a living thing. Does that make sense? 

This level of power has a dreadful tendency to corrupt, naturally, so the majority of melders are evildoers.

Thursday II also has a rare genetic disorder of her species, a disease known as Garnet Syndrome. It's a kind of blood disorder which causes groups of blood cells to spontaneously crystalize into hard, colourful lumps called "garnets" due to their texture and similarity to both garnet stones and pomegranate seeds (which gave garnet stones their name). They are very painful and can temporarily cripple the victims if they become lodged in or near the joints; garnets usually last about a week ((not one of our weeks - the Excelsioran year is 5 42-day months, each month comprised of 3 14-day weeks; and each day is approximately 6 hours of daylight followed by 3 hours of dusk and 3 of night, for a total of 12 hours.)). If they last longer they are usually surgically removed.

Occasionally garnets burst through the skin and solidify; in which case they are usually left alone, as removal would be potentially very damaging.

The disorder also causes severe muscle atrophy, mostly in the legs, if not caught and treated at an early age; Thursday's wasn't caught until she was well into her 30's (the equivalent of about 10 years old) and she's forced to wear leg braces ever since, because the damage was, by that time, irreversible.

She's kind of an outcast because of the volatile, corrupting nature of her power; but the rulers of her race rely heavily on her strategic help in times of war. She's slightly... off... in her thought patterns, and in our world she'd be considered insane, but her different views have saved the army more than once.

She's a mite bitter and cynical due to her treatment, and her condition (the near-cripple condition, that is, not the melder one).

Anyway, I'm offering her up for rental because I am TOO BUSY with my vampire story and Broken Dreams to write a story with her in it/about her. Any takers? 

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(May 7, 2009 - 11:45 pm)

I'm putting up a character for rent.  Her name is Tria, no last name about 13.  She is a Varsi, one of the petty thieves  where she lives, Merchant City.  Brown hair, brown eyes, orphan, scar above her eybrow about 1 inch long, totally normal girl. She comes with a posse. 3 other kids: Bossy (pronounce it Boos-i), a little blond haired girl about 7; Shrike, weaselly, about 13, too; and Ream, really big thug-like about 15 but not the brightest. I got stuck on them about 2 weeks ago and I can't get anywhere.

submitted by Phoenix
(May 12, 2009 - 8:13 pm)

@ Lena: now I'll never be able to say words like "stalker" and "plagarism" again without cracking up. :)

@ TNO (umlaut): THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!! (Sorry.) Thank you so much! Your advice was awesome! THANK YOU! *screams for a couple hours*

*composed* Yes. Thank you for the thoughts you gave me regarding "Jill." They were *perfect.*

ummm... excluding the dead spider collection :) ... I changed that to an uncanny obsession with envelopes. ;)

I'm not going to be able to stay this calm for much longer, so I'll go now.

P.S. Thank you again!

 

submitted by Mary W., age 11.35, NJ
(May 13, 2009 - 3:01 pm)

I have a near-Mary Sue main character in my current story, so I'm making her lose part of her memory (due to having been partially melded with Silvertongue II when Thursday gets stunned - thanks, TNÖ) and then she's going to have problems with anger and stuff like that. Methinks memory loss will work very well to un-Mary Sue a character. Just an idea!

 

-EH

submitted by Emily H. :), age 13, Sparks, NV
(May 14, 2009 - 12:46 pm)

*is still thanking*

submitted by Mary W., age 11.35, NJ
(May 14, 2009 - 3:09 pm)

Ooh, that sounds interesting. Me wants an excerpt!

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(May 14, 2009 - 5:40 pm)

An exerpt from what? My story? If so, which part? I only just wrote the part where she realizes she lost her memory.... But that part stinks. Badly. I like Thursday Silvertongue II very well. She's being a well-behaved little villain. But not too villainous. Maybe she'll turn against her own people in the end. I love her I love her! So much potential! Thanks! Again!

 

-EH

submitted by Emily H. :), age 13, Sparks, NV
(May 15, 2009 - 11:00 am)

I have a question for the all knowing TNO (umlaut), guru of the stories...Ok, so I'm writing this semi-romancy action historical fiction thingamajig. So anyway, I think that my story itself has become a Mary Sue (is that possible???) A boy and a girl, on a ship, meet, were friends when they were young, fall in love, but both think that they are the only one that has feelings for the other. Anyhoo, this creepy girl and posee try and do some moonlit ceremony with her or whatever, he saves her, he's the big hero, and I am absolutley stuck about how to de-mary-sue-ify it, and where to go from there. The characters aren't really the problem, in fact I am rather proud of my three villians, Victoria, Gemma, and Anabel. Anyway, tips???? Thank you....I mean it, i've been stuck on this for weeks...

~Koffee

 

submitted by koffee
(May 14, 2009 - 10:46 pm)

Now that I'm calmed down- seriously, TNO (umlaut), thank you, and yes, repetition, but my last post was very hyper. When I changed the POV, made "Jill" a few years older, and rewrote her personality, it came out so much stronger and more believably. So... *is afraid that saying "thank-you" again will tempt Lena to make a comment about people who are suspiciously grateful* ;) *joke*

submitted by Mary W., age 11.35, NJ
(May 15, 2009 - 3:23 pm)

Um, well, most people don't put a dash between 'thank' and 'you.' That's, um, *shivershiver* creepy. 

*joke also* ;) 

submitted by Lena G
(May 15, 2009 - 5:45 pm)

Stories aren't MSes, they're cliche. You could look up TVTropes, and take an idea from one of the less-common tropes. Don't have them fall in love at first sight- have them, I dunno, start talking and get reacquainted, and slowly develop feelings for one another.

Sorry, I'm really no good at romance. :(

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(May 15, 2009 - 6:14 pm)

*jumps out, startling everyone* BOO! Ha, thought I'd gone and died again, didn't you?

 

You could make your two main characters ABSOLUTELY HATE each other at the beginning of the story, and gradually begin to tolerate each other, then fall in love. I dunno. I'm no good at romance either, having no experience whatsoever to draw upon. *devilish grin*

 

I have a character I WOULD put up for rent... but I love him dearly... and cannot bear to part with him. So I shall be selfish and keep him to myself, even though he started out as a doodle in the margin of a chemistry test (stoichiometry! *dies*) and is not attached to any of my stories at present. I just might weasel him into Portals as a minor character, perhaps. Same with my other floating elven pirate character. She pwns you all! *cackles loudly* Bwahahaaa!

submitted by Commander Kip, age 16
(May 16, 2009 - 8:39 am)

@ Lena: Typo... (which probably means I'm part of an evil plot to brainwash all children into isspelling words and making grammar errors...) *evil laugh*

*real laugh* :)

submitted by Mary W., age 11.35, NJ
(May 16, 2009 - 9:56 am)

Commander Kip is back! *is surprised*

By the way (this directed at TNO ((umlaut)) and anyone else who has undergone family therapy sessions): Does anyone have any words of wisdom on how to write it, for say, a ten-point-seven-five-year-old girl whose family is moving and whose mother just had a new baby *deep breath* and the girl happens to be very smart and yet extremely cynical and bitter towards her parents, and is privy to unfortunate sessions (over usage of word "sessions") of paranoia *another deep breath* and whose interests mainly include composing music and reading classic works?

Sorry, that was rather garbled.

submitted by Mary W., age 11.35, NJ
(May 16, 2009 - 1:40 pm)

Of course you are! What else could you be? You made TWO elipses in one paragraph! AHHHH!!!! *calls 911* *realizes that is ON a 911 thread* 

You'd better not come to the MuseBlog. We have plans to dominate the world on there.

 

*is very much joking* ;) 

submitted by Lena G
(May 16, 2009 - 5:26 pm)

AAH! Lena is using words I don't know (sorry, it's almost eleven at night and I'm at a slumber party, what's an ellipse?) and is obviously part of an evil plot that is trying to foil MY evil plot! AND she's not answering my question about family therapy! :)

Sorry, I know that I sound stupid... did that make the tiniest bit of sense? My brain tends to get a but muddled aroound tenish...

submitted by Mary W., age 11.35, NJ
(May 16, 2009 - 9:58 pm)