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You yawn. Your mom has been making you do these RIDICULOUS chores. RIDICULOUS, I tell you! You go outside to mow the lawn in a golf cart with a ridiculous lawn mower attachment, when a giant book flies out of nowhere, lands on the golf cart, and flattens it. You cry with joy.
The book flies open, and you read the words:
Dear, dear friend, you have been invited to the murderer's home--err, SSWF Resort of Fairy Tales, where all Fairy Tale charecters are sent. You, my friend, are going to discover your own magical talent whilst you are there. You may bring 1. AE, or 1. CAPTCHA, or 2 AEs or 2 CAPTCHAs.
What does SSWF stand for? Why, Summer-Spring-Winter-Fall of course! Please let me know which season you would like. I'm not spoiling anything for you here.
Sincerely,
Season Tale Writer
P.S: We are not responsible for injury, impalement, or death of any sorts.
You grin, having not read the P.S. This will be amazing! You pull open the book, and there is a PORTAL inside of the next page! You take exactly an hour and 5.2 minutes to pack, forget to tell your mom that you were going, and run into the portal.
submitted by Season Tale Writer, age GUESS ME!!
(September 15, 2016 - 4:22 pm)
(September 15, 2016 - 4:22 pm)
Oh my goodness!!!! This is so exciting!!!!!!!!!!! Even if I'm not in this!!!!!!!!!!
(September 23, 2016 - 5:12 pm)
Offering no explanation to the Daisy airplane thing.
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Gasping and panting, CL and Cho made it to the top with 8 Piece. And there Claaws and Dragon were. But Claaws was chained to the ground, and Dragon was not. "It's no use. The chains are impenetrable." Dragon said the moment she saw the trio.
Claaws groaned. "Not without the magic inside of you."
Suddenly, a howl filled the countryside. Something was coming.
(September 24, 2016 - 2:55 pm)
Oh my cheez-its!!! This is great, Season Tale Writer!!
(September 25, 2016 - 1:25 am)
~Part...uh....~
CL tugged at Claaw's chains. "Come on, come ON!!!" She yelled. The howls shrieked in a crescendo. "COME ON!" She yelled, tugging more. Cho patiently sighed. "Haven't you watched Lord of the Rings?" Cho asked. "Huh?" "Don't you know what a Nazgul is?" "Huh?" "Orcs. The orcs are coming."
And sure enough, assembled in the valley below was an army. Waving spears, banners, trolls, seige catapults, and a sea of waving weaponry. Black spears. Red banners emblazoned with a black eye. Shrieks and yells in an unfamiliar language.
Cho gulped. At first, there was no hope for 8-Peice to survive. And now, there was no hope for ANY of them to survive.
~~~
"A last alliance of two CBers and one AE marched against the armies of Mordor." The Season Tale Writer read with a grin on her face. "THOSE FOOLS should NEVER have interferred with my story!" She grinned wickedly. "And I think I'll take an EVEN BETTER form than Voldemort, or a simple ELF!" She shrieked wildly and began to grow, to change, as she read the words from a book called....Wings of Fire.
~~~
"NOOOOOOOON!" Icy screamed. "WRONG WAY!" The dragon, Kestrel, Icy, and Wordsy were steering around, screaming. Well, Noon wasn't screaming. But Icy was. They were going around, trying to get through a haunted house that had popped up in their way. The dark oak halls, the dimly lit and torched rooms....
The worst part is that they were being attacked by evil My Little Ponies.
A white unicorn with a purple mane reared up and neighed, summoning magic at them with her horn. "LEAVE ME ALONE, RARITY!" Icy shrieked. "YOU WATCH MY LITTLE PONIES?!" Kestrel yelled at Icy. "Busted." Icy whimpered.
When would the Season Tale Writer stop in her quest to, well..make them her pets?
~~~
The Season Tale writer screamed. "YOU ORCS ARE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!" The last thing she saw was a spear..
(September 25, 2016 - 12:26 pm)
So... What is happening with me? I didn't really understand that airplane thing...
Button says "peom." No, this isn't a poem!
(September 25, 2016 - 9:29 pm)
I'm offering no explanation.
(September 26, 2016 - 9:53 am)
The season tale writer randomly decided to continue her story and clear things up.
1. The CBers are in the Fall haunted house, being chased by book/tv characters.
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Cho (RIp Cho btw) gulped down a deep breath. "Okayyy, we have to get out of here somehow...." Cho said, way more calmly than she should have been.
"Hang in there, eight piece." Cho whispered, then she had the most brilliant idea of her life.
She grabbed 8 by his wolf ears and jumped down the well.
"CHO!!! THIS IS NO TIME TO COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!" CL shrieked as loud as the army gathered under them. Then she sucked in a deep breath and undid the last of Claaws chains.
Claaws shook her wings in dismay, stretching every bone at a time.
"Fly us out!" CL demanded.
Claaws stretched out a talon at arrows whistling through the air.
CL groaned, then glanced towards the well. "That's it! The well! There has to be a secret to it Kestrel smuggled 'dead' people through! " CL declared in triumph.
Claaws fervently hoped she could fit down the well. As the orcs' screaming rose to a crescendo, she knew it was her only chance.
~~~
"Wordsy, fly faster!" Kestrel panted, beating her wings as she tried to swoop through the narrow corridor.
Wordsy panted and flapped her owl wings weakly. "I'm not built for fancy fast stunt flying!" She whined, kicking her booted feet at the air as if angry at it.
Icy, riding Noon, simply kept silent, blasting icicles at the ponies and sobbing each time she hit one of her idols.
(January 29, 2017 - 11:12 pm)
um... Just saying, my name is DRAGON (must be in caps) Not "the dragon". It's kind of my pet peeve. I'm not mad at all though.
(September 26, 2016 - 11:35 pm)
Are you Gared?
(September 27, 2016 - 7:30 pm)
season tale writer, what happens???? I am DYING of suspense!
(September 28, 2016 - 12:51 pm)