HypQuests!!!!!

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HypQuests!!!!!

HypQuests!!!!!

Yeah, I know, you're thinking, "What?! Mei came after the last HypQuest!"

Well, Mei reads back pages. She knows what they are.

By the way, HypQuest stands for Hypothetical Question. I'll start:

What would you do if your fictional crush appeared in your living room?

(I would freak out and ask him not to kill me. Draco Malfoy, BTW.) 

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(July 30, 2016 - 12:05 pm)

Well, I'd probably be reading, and then, *BAM* there's a dragon in my living room! (Yes, my fictional crush is a dragon. You got a problem with that?)

Then I'd be all like *SCREAM* THERE'S A FREAKIN NIGHTWING IN MAH LIVING ROOM!

And then he'd be all like: "Oh, what a cute scavenger. It sounds a bit worried. Maybe Glory would know would like it. She might just give it to Sunny, though."

And then I'll be like: "Where's Glory? I need to turn into a dragon, kill her, sob over her broken body, and marry you."

Deathbringer: "Aw, listen to it's cute little squeaking!"

Yeah. It wouldn't turn out so well, especially since Deathbringer and Glory are one of the cutest couples ever. *siiigghh* #Deathbringer 

Sloth says uimp. You imp, or you wimp? 

submitted by Cho Chang
(July 31, 2016 - 1:08 pm)

XD XD XD XD XD XD

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(July 31, 2016 - 2:34 pm)

Ummm...

Well, Luna would probably pay pay no attention to me, being glued to the Quibbler.

If she did, she'd probably say say something anticlimactic like "I'm Luna Lovegood."

And then I'd say,

"OHMIGANDALFILOVEYOUEVENTHOUGHIJUSTREADBOOKFIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She probably wouldn't bat an eyelash. 

And I would be likeCry

And she'd be likeInnocent

 

submitted by Remus
(July 31, 2016 - 3:38 pm)

You're walking in a forest and you found a black suitcase. Inside it, holds 1 million dollar and a piece of paper stained in blood with a single word "Don't". 

What do you do?!!!!!!!!!! 

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(July 31, 2016 - 6:17 pm)

Eh... I wouldn't take it of course. One, a million dollars just lying around probably isn't legit. Two, the paper's blood-stained. I mean, it could be ketchup or paint. But I'll assume it's blood-stained, and won't risk smelling it (I know, weird, right?). Finally, it says Don't. If it was 5 or 10 dollars and said that, I'd probably take it. You know, because it's probably a prank. But, seriously, it's probably a trap in this case.

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(July 31, 2016 - 8:45 pm)

Scream and run away, then come back, take the money, and hide it with my legos. XD

submitted by Cho Chang
(August 1, 2016 - 2:40 pm)

Scream, run away, cower in a corner, and have night-mares for the next ten years.

submitted by Booksy Owly
(August 1, 2016 - 6:21 pm)

What one piece of advice would you give to your younger self?

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(July 31, 2016 - 6:22 pm)

Ahhhh! Why do the styles work for you?? For some reason, whenever  I use them now, they just show up as normal text!

Er... I would say, "don't follow the spiders."

submitted by Scylla
(July 31, 2016 - 8:06 pm)

Don't take the easy path in life.

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(July 31, 2016 - 8:46 pm)

Skip buying that Pokemon: Start Magic: the Gathering earlier.

submitted by Garedd
(July 31, 2016 - 9:41 pm)

Another bit of advice along with my older one:

Sometimes, people you call enemies can be your greatest friends.

I mean that in a good way, not a "you can use them as a prank" way.

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(July 31, 2016 - 11:31 pm)

Tell myself to stick with that Star Wars EU book. AND FOR GANDALF'S SAKE, GET IT PUBLISHED BEFORE EPISODE SEVEN COMES OUT IN 2015!!!

submitted by Cho Chang
(August 1, 2016 - 2:41 pm)

Hmmm... Write more. And stick to what you like, not what you do because you have to.

submitted by Booksy Owly
(August 1, 2016 - 6:22 pm)

A case full of money with a note covered in blood?! WHAT IS THIS?! Money to pay off a ransom? An assasin? a serial killer? (yeah I watch lots of movies)

Take it to an investigator to see what the heck happened. Then give it to its rightful owner, or if the owner ended somehow dead, keep it.
What would I tell my younger self? 
Oh, so much I would tell her that I learned recently. So much to avoid having to go through that weird experience two years ago . . .
-don't get so angry when you're bullied
-people aren't as one-sided as they seem
-you can be funny and random with being annoying
and finally:
-GO TO THE CHATTERBOX!!! 
submitted by Novelist, The Secret Forest
(July 31, 2016 - 9:47 pm)