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I think I'm gonna start a Mystery Ski Lodge. You should know how this works. Only fifteen people. First come, first served. This is going to be a slow thing, so don't expect more the three posts a week max.
submitted by Pseudonymous Bosch, not my real name
(January 1, 2016 - 1:07 pm)
(January 1, 2016 - 1:07 pm)
This sounds awesome! I'm in a few of these already (and heck, I'm making one myself!) but I'll join yours, too, Pseudonymous Bosch, if you don't mind!
I'll bring:
-my sky blue lightsaber (just went to go see The Force Awakens yesterday and I still can't get it out of my head)
-bamboo (hey, a panda's gotta eat! ;D)
-unlimited paper + markers
-a satchel that I can pull anything out of
-the necessities
-a teddy bear
-my phone with the Panda Hospital on speed dial
That should be it!
~Poetic Panda
P.S. My CAPTCHA says zith. Is that like Sith? You mean, the bad guy lord from the first few Star Wars movies? Are you turning against me, CAPTCHA?! :O
(January 1, 2016 - 2:59 pm)
(January 1, 2016 - 4:41 pm)
Here's some
more backdrop:
As you get
out of bed on an ordainary HUMP DAY!, you hear a clunk hit the window.
Peering out, you can't see anything important, but just to be sure, you walk
downstairs, still in your pajamas, a bathrobe, and pink UniKitty
slippers.
Walking over to the front door, you open it, and to your
immense surprise; you discover an OWL laying on the doorstep. There is
a piece of paper tied to the right leg. You untie it, open it up, and then you
read the message as follows:
You have been chosen for your special skills
and abilities to join a secret organization known as the Terces Society. We
require you to ride the purple limousine----“Why purple?”----Because purple is a good color. We require
you to ride the purple limousine to our secret base in China. Or maybe it’s in
England. Or maybe in Ethiopia. I can’t remember.
“What limousine?” you ask.
“This one,” a man says, as he pulls up to your driveway.
“Wha… how… how did you know?” you ask, stunned.
“Know what?”
“My address?”
“It’s in the system,” he replies. “Please, get in.”
You hop in, and discover a mini-fridge, filled with
chocolate and drinks. You pull out a Pepsi, and relax in one of the many seats.
The driver climbs back in, and you hear him mumble, “Forgive
me for this,” just before he shuts the separating window. He starts the car,
and gas starts to leak in through the ventilation things. You start to feel
sleepy; so, so slee---“Zzzzzzzzz….”
(January 2, 2016 - 10:33 am)
I'll join! I never know what to pack...I'll bring
~my iPad mini and earbuds (I can read, write, listen to music, the iPad mini is a very versatile device :-) )
~my Grimm treasury of fairy tales because if I'm in danger and all else fails, I might be able to throw it at something/someone. Plus, you know, fairy tales are the best.
~book of tesselations I got for Christmas and markers (scientists were right, coloring is relaxing, okay?)
~and, um...stickers. Because who doesn't love stickers? They make any school supply infinitely better.
Great, I'm packed. One final question:
Was the man, by any chance, wearing gloves? Was he wearing gloves? Oh, why didn't we check for gloves? Please tell me the sleeping gas was just so poor Poetic Panda didn't see the secret route they were taking. Please tell me the guy wasn't wearing gloves.
I haven't read the Secret Series in a while. It'll be good to get back into it a bit again. Unless we're all kidnapped by the Midnight Sun, in which case, people, I have a heavy book of fairy tales and knowledge of what's under your gloves. Don't mess with me.
Oh, some more actually final questions- are you a newer CBer? Is Pseudonymous Bosch your CB Name or the name you're using for this ski lodge? And are you wearing gloves? Just kidding, I know you're actually wearing sunglasses. And dictating to your rabbit.
(January 2, 2016 - 1:36 pm)
The anwsers to your questions, are, in order, this:
1. Yes, the man was wearing gloves, but only to hide the fact that he had six fingers.
2. Yes, the sleeping gas was so no one knew what route we took, or where our hide-out is. Also, the story I just posted was the welcome thing. That happens to everyone who signs up.
3. No, I am not a new CBer, this is just my code name.
Also, so you know, this Ski Lodge is more of a spy kind of thing, because I watched Johnny English Reborn the night before I posted this, so I have spies on my mind.
PS: Pseudonymous Bosch is not responsible for any maiming, flamingoes, maiming done by flamingoes, maimed flamingoes, ingury, mayonaise, death, death by mayonaise, or pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. There. I think that covers everything.
(January 2, 2016 - 4:15 pm)
Oh, phew! I'm glad that that sleeping gas wasn't specifically intended for me. *wipes brow*
~Poetic Panda
P.S. Firefox says cowd. That's almost a word! Come on, Firefox!!
(January 3, 2016 - 5:10 pm)
WHATT??? Six fingers???? Inconceivable!!!
Unbelievable!
Stop this rhyming, and I really mean it!
Does anyone want a peanut?
......Anyone who gets this is my hero.
(January 4, 2016 - 4:14 pm)
It's from The Princess Bride. *High-five!*
(January 7, 2016 - 5:14 pm)
JOINING!!! I really like the Secret Series!
I'm gonna bring:
Necessities
Wingnut my CAPTCHA
If You're Reading This It's Too Late in hardcover (my favorite book in the series)
Portable DVD player and a documentary about sea turtles
Trident
Crossbow
Poison antidote
I CAN'T WAIT!
(January 2, 2016 - 3:44 pm)
Hey! This sounds like fun! I LOVE these types of things.
I'll bring~
My new iPhone 5s that I got for Christmas with Hayday, Clash of Clans, Minecraft and Pinterest apps. (I also want earbuds <the OLD kind that Apple made- NOT the new ones> and a purple Griffin Survivor case to go with it.) Oh, I also want the Netflix app on it so I can watch Merlin all night long!
My Amazon Kindle with the Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Harry Potter, Lorien Legacies, Septimus Heap, Artemis Fowl, Warriors, Diary of a Wimpy kid, and A Mango Shaped Space books on it.
A Neutrino 3000 handgun
My AE Sweet Tea
Tea's CAPTCHA Biscuit
My other AE, Cloudfire
My other other AE, Box Jellyfish (Just kidding- you don't have to put him in the story. He's boring. He can't do anything interesting, as he kills everything he touches. Box is like SUPER poisonous.)
My CAPTCHA, Misty- a gray lop eared rabbit.
A blue North Face backpack that can summon anything else I want AND to put all this junk in.
Important things. (Like clothes, shoes, food, etc)
A Rose Garden pattern KAVU purse.
Ok that's all. This should be fun! But I have one thing to say about the intro. Pepsi? Really? What about Coke? or even Dr. Pepper? But not Pepsi.
(January 2, 2016 - 4:21 pm)
I don't know why I put Pepsi, probably because it was the first drink I thought of. It can be whatever soda or drink you like best, Leafmist.
(January 3, 2016 - 7:56 am)
I will join! I'm bringing a small pouch of pixie dust, a harmonica, a dagger, and some soy sauce. Princess Icicle is not coming, because she would ruin your spy mission.
Toto says gumz. Practically a word.
(January 2, 2016 - 5:13 pm)
I would not ruin your spy mission!!!!
(January 2, 2016 - 5:13 pm)
You totally would.
(January 2, 2016 - 5:14 pm)
I come without my alter egos.
Bringing:
iPad mini
Nanobots
MIRIS
Yarn
Rainbow Loom
This place better have wifi.
(January 2, 2016 - 8:04 pm)