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The longest thread in the first 10 pages of the Inkwell is.....(drumroll please!)

Magic RP with THREEE HUNDERED AND SEVENTY NINE POSTS!!!!

submitted by balletandbow, age 12, Moon
(November 18, 2015 - 4:09 pm)

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And now, we present your bi-weekly reminders of our town rules. Stay safe, folks.

1. If you do not wish to attract the attention of someone, do not use their name. Nicknames are usually fine, but be wary.

2. Stay out of the corn during twilight. Just trust me on this one.

3. When the fall winds start to blow, start locking all your doors and windows at night, but be sure to leave small sealed jars of honey at least once every few weeks. It doesn’t matter what type of honey, but the last person who forgot had their screen door completely shredded.

4. If there is a stranger who passes you on the road, be polite and say nothing about their appearance.

5. Apple picking is available in the fall, but when you leave the orchard, be sure to leave a small trinket of some sort on the wooden fences that border it. Do not question who the trinket is for, or why, it just needs to be left.

6. Keep your apples on the back porch.

7. Should anything mysterious or odd ever happen in your favor, never say thank you directly. Jars of honey are good for these situations.

8. Stay away from any and all mushroom rings you see in the woods. If you must pass through, always bring an iron knife or wear red clothing.

9. Jack O'Lanterns are excellent for lighting up porches throughout October.

10. Old songs are especially good for singing as you walk along. It is recommended during harvest time.

11. When the harvest season comes to a close, be sure to burn a stalk of wheat at the annual ceremony. If you cannot, have a friend do so.

12. As the nights get longer, candles are good to have on hand. The power often starts to go out around this time, and batteries die quicker. Sitting in the dark can also be quite fun, however.

13. Fresh baked chocolate cookies should be on hand, always. This goes for a certain person whose house I visited last week.

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This is vaguely inspired by Night Vale, Gravity Falls, and general lore I've consumed over the years. Also randomness. I will try to post these bi-weekly, although once school starts I can't guarantee that will happen. Welcome to Bjorn, and be careful, folks.

We would like to announce very quickly that macaroons are not acceptable replacements for chocolate chip cookies, even if they are strawberry. Cream puffs in large quantities might be acceptable.

submitted by Bjorn Town Radio
(July 23, 2019 - 3:53 pm)

Wow, Bjorn Town seems really cool... I'd definitely read a book/watch a movie that was set there. Also, come on guys! We really need to step up our game! This thread needs to be at least the second-longest thread ever! Right now it's the third longest!

submitted by Fleet, Europa (not Europe)
(July 24, 2019 - 9:27 am)

submitted by WE NEED TO STEP UP, OUR GAME, GUYS!!!
(July 29, 2019 - 7:46 am)

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(July 29, 2019 - 7:47 am)

submitted by TOPTOPTOPTOPTOPTOP, age TOPTOPTOP, TOPTOPTOPTOPTOPTOPTOPTOP
(July 29, 2019 - 7:47 am)

Fell out of the sky

Hit the ground runnin'

the future is tonight

they'll never see us coming

I do not know

the rest of this song . . . . .

submitted by spiffycat, age 12
(July 29, 2019 - 12:44 pm)

Arrows

Flying

Into

The silence

submitted by spiffycat, age 12
(July 30, 2019 - 7:35 pm)

Ooh, what's the song? The lyrics sound epic!

submitted by Fleet, The Last City
(July 31, 2019 - 11:45 am)

Family by Tobymac. A Christian artist. The first song is This is Not a Test by the same artist. Here's more

This is not a this is not a test this is the real thing this is not a this is not a test this is the real thing something something we only got one try gonna (make it now?) only something something something make it count? cuz there ain't no practice runs in life this is life this is life this is life

and then something I always hear as "so now get back behind?" IDK

this is not a test not a test . . . . . . .

I get phrases from his songs stuck in my head all the time

father God, I am clay in your hands help me stay that way thru all life's demands cuz they chip and they nag and they pull at me, and everything I make up my mind to be 0Lose My Soul

cuz I was made to love You I was made to love? You I was made just for You made to adore You I was made to love. And be loved by You. -Made to Love

I don't wanna be no backseat, no backseat driver. I don't wanna something You, won't Ya take it over -Backseat Driver

. . .I can still imagine you. Chasing life with wonder, roaring like the thunder, a fire that could light a room something something so lift your head up to where your help comes from lift your head up - scars come with living -Scars

Hello sunshine, goodbye rain. Hello promise hope you're here to stay ain't nothin sweeter than welcoming new mercy everyday hello sunshine hope you're here to stay here to stay-Hello Future

He's a great artist to listen to even if you're not Chrisiain; such good music!

submitted by spiffycat, age 12
(August 2, 2019 - 6:21 pm)

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeeed

submitted by Alizarine
(August 3, 2019 - 3:41 pm)

She was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb

in the shape of an 'L' on her fore-heeeead

(And thus, "Take the 'L'" was born.)

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(August 3, 2019 - 8:02 pm)

submitted by tttttooooooppppp
(August 10, 2019 - 6:09 pm)

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sorry admins! but posts with more text top threads quicker :3

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(August 10, 2019 - 6:14 pm)

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