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I'm only gonna give the first one. Please add on.
What would you do if you climbed the Eiffel Tower and had all of Paris' attention?
submitted by Young Writer
(November 4, 2015 - 8:53 pm)
(November 4, 2015 - 8:53 pm)
I would be embarrassed, get stage fright, and probably fall off.
I've never done this before, do I just post a question like yours? HypQuest stands for hypothetical question, right? If so, here is mine:
What is your escape plan for a zombie apocalypse?
(November 4, 2015 - 9:29 pm)
I'm with Dragonrider on getting stage fright. My apocalypse plan is....
My dad handed me a rifle. The steel was heavy in my hands. I rested it on my shoulder like he had taught me to and waited while he passed rifles to my mother, sister, and finally, himself. All four of us were wearing black combat boots, black shirts, and black pants. We had black warpaint smeared across our cheeks. We walked to the back door, our faces grim. We climbed up the hidden ladder to the battlements on the roof. I looked down at the carnage, instantly regretting it. Zombies were the stuff of nightmares. In a macabre parade, they shuffled down the streets. Our streets. Anger rose in my chest as i fired and fired again at the invaders. My family did the same, crouched in a perfect line on the roof. We fired and reloaded the rifles for three days and nights straight. On the dawn of the fourth day, the remainder of the zombies exploded in flame and turned to ash. We climbed down after we were sure they were all disintegrated and burned their ashes.
So that's about it, everyone!
(November 8, 2015 - 9:54 am)
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(November 7, 2015 - 7:05 am)
(November 6, 2015 - 11:57 pm)
I would yell at the top of my lu gs in French: HELLO PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
(November 8, 2015 - 4:45 pm)
#1: I would sing and sing and sing and then be famous and an agent would get me on Broadway :) (In my dreams)
#2: I would curl up in a ball and hide until I either died or it was over.
(November 8, 2015 - 7:47 pm)
Here's one.
What would you do it the cup of hot chocolate that you were holding suddenly disappeared and in its place Sherlock Holmes appears?
(November 8, 2015 - 11:22 pm)
I'd probably try to suck his head off or drink him or something and he would taste bad and then I'd yell at him to go solve his own problem, not mine. This is my bravado. What I would really do is scream in terror and hide under the bed.
(November 9, 2015 - 10:12 am)
Scream and get him to figure out how to get my hot coco back.
(November 9, 2015 - 10:07 am)
#1: Oh heck... scamper down wondering why in the world I did it in the first place. That, or shout something weird like, "EVERYONE LOVES HARRY POTTER!" or "POOOOTAAAAATOOOOOES!" and then climb down.
#2: Escape? I don't escape... I just grab a frying pan, spatula, knife, and wooden sword, all my books, and slink into my room, where I border up the windows and border, barricade, and lock the door, before reading until I die. I think. I hope. That, or I'll run screaming away from the zombies and get killed in .15 seconds.
#3: First I would drop him. Then I would say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I haven't watched nor read anything about you. Maybe you should go to another house." Then I'd make a new cup of hot cocoa and mourn the loss of whatever mug I was using.
Question four! (yes, I'll be answering it.) Q: Your favorite villain bursts into your room. What do you do?
A: "Darth Vader! Please don't kill me, I'm not a Jedi, I don't even come from your galaxy-- oh and by the way, you're an amazing character, has anyone ever told you that? You're absolutely fantastic. Especially if you don't kill me."
My fantasy, witty self. *sighs*
(November 9, 2015 - 6:24 pm)
1. "You... saw... nothing."
2. Split my time between singing Vocaloid songs, mourning the loss of wi-fi, and studying zombies.
3. Suspicious Object In Room Program initiated. *throws Sherlock Holmes out of window, slams it, and makes myself more hot chocolate*
4. "...
"...
"..."
FANGIRL MODE INITIATED
"BEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN!!! I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BE TERRIFIED OR HUG YOU!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO HUG YOU!!! CAN WE GO PLAY VIDEO GAMES TOGETHER??? PLEASE PLEASE PLEA--"
*BEN disappears into my iPad and proceeds to try and drive me insane over the course of several weeks. Any result is exited fangirl screaming.*
5. What would you do if you saw a guy in a white mask and a beige jacket fall off a fire escape, then jump up and yell "I'M GOING TO [inaudible]!!!" to the guy standing on the fire escape, who turns around to book it out of there?
*snaps picture* "Yeah, that guy on the fire escape probably has the right idea." *books it out of there and the next day starts conspiracy theorizing with my friend at the top of our lungs and give several innocent passerby who have no idea what we're talking about a need for a psychiatrist*
(November 10, 2015 - 12:17 am)
1. I would realize how far up I was and fall.
2.I would try to contact the other CBers as soon as it was started and barcade up my house. While waiting for BHR to come rescue me in her SS helicopter I would gather weapons and hone my fighting abillity. Then BHR, Nora, Air, Teresa and anyone other CBers who were still alive would go fight zombies.
In reality though I would probably barricade up my house as best I could, and then hide in there. Or maybe I would get in a car with my dad and we would all run away. Likely I would get so uber-stressed and disgusted I would commit suicide and ask my family to burn my body so that I could not be zombified.
3 ... where did my hot chocolate go? Oh yeah Sherlock can I get your autograph?
4. Give Snape some hot chocolate, cookies, and advice if he was open to that.
5. What would you do if you saw a guy in a white mask and a beige jacket
fall off a fire escape, then jump up and yell "I'M GOING TO
[inaudible]!!!" to the guy standing on the fire escape, who turns around
to book it out of there?
I would run, fast and hard.
6. What would you do if the other CBers suddenly appeared in your living room?
Well.... I would fangirl a lot. Then we would do introductions all round. I would find you guys somewhere to sleep for the night, and have you guys call your parents so they wouldn't freak out. Then I would get adresses and emails and things so I could write to you people and visit you. All that smart stuff done we would have the most fun possible- I would play music at top volume, serve Halloween candy and any leftover cookies or deserts, we would paint nails, read books, talk, and watch a few movies. I would probably have to still go to school because that would be just like my mum, but I would sneak a couple of you too school too, and we would straighten some idiots out. When I get home from schoool I would talk to older and smarter people for homework help, stay up extremely late hanging out and eatting candy, and then not get any Nano done because of you guys being there. When your parents did finally pick you up I would tearfully bid you farewell and promise to write. And then I would send you stuff in the mail. Like fudge. Or books.
(November 10, 2015 - 10:01 am)
1- Wish desperately that I could fly, then freak out about the heights and wonder why I ever did that.
(November 11, 2015 - 1:59 pm)
(Cont.)
#5: "Did he just push that guy off the fire escape?!
"Hold on, wait. I don't even have a fire escape."
#6: Either freak out and scare everyone away, or stay perfectly silent and awkward until everyone leaves... then bang my head on the desk about 500 times in remorse.
#7: Run away. Pop songs are NOT my thing.
(November 11, 2015 - 3:29 pm)