Chatterbox: Inkwell

Alice in CBland! 

Okay, so, I came up with this idea.

I will write a parody of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, with us as the characters! However-- 

I CANNOT TAKE MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE SLOTS.

That shouldn't be much of a problem, due to the sheer number of slots, but please do not enroll alter egos unless we don't have enough people by October 31 (our starting date, and Halloween!), which we probably won't. In fact, I might even add CAPTCHAs as minor characters. 

This thread's alter ego status is Monitored. Alter egos may come on to offer their comments and such, but the sane counterparts will be counted upon to keep their alter ego under control. If complaints are issued about yelling and not addressed, the alter ego will be removed from the thread. Now, slots! (Note: If there is an asterisk by a part, like so*, that is a minor part. Even if you are not a minor part, I can't guarantee you a lot of appearance, because in the book the only two characters which occur throughout are Alice and the Rabbit.) 

Alice

White Rabbit 

Mouse*

Dodo bird

Eaglet*

Miscellaneous other animals (3-4, optional)*

Bill the Lizard*  

The Caterpillar

The Pigeon*

Frog-Footman*

Fish-Footman*

The Duchess

The Cook*

The Baby*

The Cheshire Cat (Sorry, that's me :3) 

The Mad Hatter

The March Hare

The Dormouse  

Five*

Seven*

Two*

The Queen of Hearts

The King of Hearts

The Executioner*

The Gryphon

The Mock Turtle

Guinea Pig 1*

Guinea Pig 2*  

Sign up for the parts you want, first come first served. And may the odds be ever in your favor-- oops, wrong fandom.