Let's start a
Chatterbox: Inkwell
Let's start a
Let's start a role-playing story! I'm an evil Alien named Dude Of Death who is trying to become Lord of the Third Dimension. You are all the living beings in the Galaxy who are brave enough to fight. I'm pretty powerfull so WATCH OUT!!!
Got it?
Here are some suggestions for characters:
Alien
Human
Evil servant
Or any kind of rebel
Let's get started!
submitted by Beetles
(March 17, 2009 - 2:02 pm)
(March 17, 2009 - 2:02 pm)
Hey, Beetles, nice to see you here. This sort of sounds like mine, but Whatever! I'll be the DoD's co-worker, Fool of Fun
Horray! Another planet has fallen to DoD! FoF thought. Soon we will rule the Universe!
(March 17, 2009 - 2:45 pm)
I'll be Da Humanoid . . .
(March 17, 2009 - 3:50 pm)
DoD(Dude of Death)Used his powers to zap Karioh. Karioh ran, and just barely dodged DoD's blow. "Who is this alien?" He thought. DoD ran after him, but knew that his race was slower than humans. "It's usless." DoD thought. DoD did not notice as Karioh ran off.
(Sorry I had to steal your character, BellaTrix.)
(March 18, 2009 - 1:58 pm)
Awww . . . I thought they'd at least have civilized conversation first . . . *pouts*
(March 18, 2009 - 5:08 pm)
*must... resist... urge... to...*
Ah, heck. "But... Invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins! ...Wait! My Tallest, an opportunity to prove I truly can be an Invader is all that I ask... GIMME! *hugs sandwich*"
Really though, the temptation to rip off Invader Zim is just terrible.
(March 18, 2009 - 6:13 pm)
Whatever you say, TNO . . .
(March 19, 2009 - 8:20 am)
Who is Invader Zim? No offense, but he sounds like a loser. *shrug* *realizes that maybe teacher is right when she says class is oblivious to the world around them* *decides she's not* *realizes that Chatterboxers don't care about my teacher*
(March 19, 2009 - 5:50 pm)
He IS a loser. Invader Zim was a TV show on Nickelodeon about an alien - Zim - who was sent to Earth by the rulers - the Tallest - in order to keep him from messing up Operation Impending Doom 2. Zim, accompanied by his faithful but dumb-as-dirt robot sidekick GIR, disguises himself as a human as he attempts to take over the earth. Dib, who aspires to be a paranormal investigator, is the only one who recognizes Zim for what he really is, and sets out to stop Zim from taking over the earth. Gaz, Dib's little sister, also knows that Zim is an alien, but doesn't care because she knows he's too incompetent to actually manage to take over the earth, and she's more interested in her video games anyway. Misadventures ensue.
It's probably the strangest, funniest show I've ever seen. Also, Zim's race (Irkans, or something, I think they're called) are really cute. So is GIR. Unfortunately it was too weird for Nickelodeon, so it got canceled after like 3 seasons.
*sigh* all the good shows die early.
This about sums the show up, as far as randomness (it's said over and over again):
GIR: YAY!!!
Zim: No, GIR. That's bad.
(March 19, 2009 - 11:02 pm)
*thinks* Wait a moment, that rings a bell . . . YES! I have seen that on Nickelodeon before! :)
(March 20, 2009 - 10:28 am)
That sounds absolutely insane. ;)
(March 21, 2009 - 12:32 pm)
THIS IS A ROLE PLAYING STORY. NOT A DISCUSSION OF INVADER ZIM!
Fof pressed a button in Dod's ship. BOOM!
Feel free to continue the story like this.
(March 22, 2009 - 3:25 pm)
Chill! Or I shall sick Mutated!Santa on you. *nodnod*
(March 24, 2009 - 11:45 pm)
Ok, now I'm not tempted to steal all of GIR's lines, I will join. I will, however, model my alien after the Irken race, *glares* and nothing you can say is going to stop me! *insert evil laughter here*
...On second thoughts, if nobody minds, I'll just steal the Irken race entirely and make my character one of them. Because they're just so darn cute, hexagon heads and all. :)
*******
Hep leapt lightly to the top of a crumbling stone wall. Below her a human leaned on his knees, panting heavily.
She hesitated a moment, unsure, but then twitched her antennae slightly and jumped down to land in front of him. He yelped, slapping a hand over his mouth as he did so.
Hep leaned forward, her pale green skin almost white in the dim light. Her purple, orblike eyes flashed, causing the human to blink.
A second later she pulled back, and up as four long, thin metal spiderlegs whirling out of her backpack, lifting her into the air.
"Whoa," said the human softly, shrinking back.
"What?" asked Hep. "Never seen an Irken soldier before?"
"Well... No," said he.
Hep shrugged. The human meant very little to her. The spiderlegs bent, carrying her to eye-level with the human. "Are you in league with the alien calling himself... D-o-D?" she asked.
"No," said the human.
"Good."
"So you're not either?"
"No. He threatens the Irken quest for domination, and must be exterminated."
"Er..." said the human.
"I am Hep, Irken soldier."
"...Karioh," said the human.
"An alliance would benefit us both, yes?" Hep asked, extending a hand. Karioh looked at it dubiously.
(March 25, 2009 - 12:00 am)
DoD sat in front of the crystal ball while the tiny man sat behind.
"This...you must...leave...now...you are in...grave danger...you must...beware of the humans...they...are dangerous...you must leave...now! I will tell you one last thing. You are going to be overthrown. Beware!" The man ran away. "Wait!" DoD shouted "Come back!"
It was too late.
(March 31, 2009 - 1:53 pm)
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(April 6, 2009 - 4:53 pm)