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DESTRUCTION. EVIL. FL
DESTRUCTION. EVIL. FLUFFY BABY MICE!!!!!!
I'm not kidding. These things are terrible. They will infiltrate your house and the only thing you can do is squeal in adornment.
But when you find them slowly growing until they turn into Godzillas, I don't think you'll be crooning much anymore.
Here's the idea: These godzilla-mice are attacking. I spotted one today. The only thing we can do is start fighting them.
Now.
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As you can guess, this is one of those real-not-real RPs! The way we destroy the mice is using a rare gem that can only be found in Australia. If you are seeking it, and enchantment seeps out. The only way you can reach it is by modes of normal humans' transportation.
For some reason, all CBers decided to go on a trip to Hawii at the same time.
Okay! Just let me know if you want to join. I'll explain the finer details once we start.
submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(May 1, 2015 - 7:23 pm)
(May 1, 2015 - 7:23 pm)
I want to join!!
(May 1, 2015 - 8:56 pm)
Top top top top!!!!!
(May 3, 2015 - 7:45 am)
Must... not... join... RP overload..
AGH I CANNOT HELP IT! I MUST JOIN!
Shifting: Can we join?
Volcano: PLEEEEAAASSSEEEE???
Somebody:... If St. says you can.
(May 3, 2015 - 12:19 pm)
Anyone can join, anytime! But ONLY ONE ALTER EGO.
(May 3, 2015 - 5:19 pm)
Shifting, you get to come.
Shifting: YES!!
Volcano: WHHAAAAT? WHYYYYYYY?
Somebody: Because you're going to blow something up. Pika, Mespri, Lotus, Silver, Fruity, you come too. Diamonds, Amazon, Magi, Mana, Volcano, keep an eye on one another. Here's a credit card with $1000 each. For necessities. Here's the list of emergency numbers-- me, Shifting, the fire department, police, paramedics, admins, the alter ego next door. Be in bed by 1:00 a.m. And if I come back and find the HQ in ruins, you are all REALLY going to get it.
Shifting: *whispers* What are you going to do?
Somebody: *whispers back* We'll let them use their imaginations.
Fruity: Dngw!
Somebody: In Chinese, dàn gāo means cake. No, not now.
(May 3, 2015 - 8:48 pm)
I CANNOT WAIT ANY LONGER! I MUST START!
Somebody~
Shifting and I walk toward the airport, sporting very fine yogurt mustaches. And I mean actual sculptures of mustaches, made of yogurt.
"С такими усами не пустят! (S takimi usami ne pustyat!)" Shifting says.
"Shifting, not Russian, please. For the audience," I tell her.
"Fine. They won't let us in with these mustaches!"
"All we can do is try," I say. We walk forward.
A Russian dude in an army uniform opens the door and says, "С такими усами не пустят!" and slams it in our faces.
We wipe off our mustaches and try again.
"Без усов? Отлична. Проходите. (Bez usov? Otlichna. Prohodite. Without mustaches? Excellent. Proceed.)"
(May 10, 2015 - 11:44 pm)
Do you speak Russian?
(May 12, 2015 - 4:02 pm)
Yup! It was my first language.
(May 12, 2015 - 10:14 pm)
That's neat.
English was my first language. I learned Latin and German a few years ago.
I'm not fluent in either of them yet, but I know enough German to make sentences.
(Ist der ein Maus in der Haus? Nein, nein Maus in der Haus. Gut, gut, Maus ist schlecht. Is the mouse in the house? No, no mouse in the house. Good, good, mouse is bad.)
In Latin, Nox Draco translates to "night dragon." It's not my name exactly, but it's pretty close.
(May 13, 2015 - 12:32 pm)
WOOHOO! Going to Hawaii, Going to Hawaii, Going to...
Wait, why am I going to Hawaii?
Oh well, I'm in.
FireWriter: ME TOO!!!
NatureWriter: NO! YOU WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING WITH YOUR "WORLD RECORD SHOT PUTT"!
FireWriter: I won't bring it!
NatureWriter: Fine. IceWriter, StormWriter, come with me.
StormWriter: Esyay! I etgay to ogay!
IceWriter: Enough with the pig latin!
StormWriter: Kayoay! Inefay!
IceWriter: You aren't stopping!
NatureWriter: Stop arguing!
SpammerCatcher: cfpr
NatureWriter: Spammer, come along. I hope you know medical care other than CPR, we might need it.
Anyway, I'm in!
(May 4, 2015 - 5:45 pm)
NatureWriter: Waaaaaaait, all 3 of you would a) cause terror and destruction and b) be illegal in the RP. soooo... IceWriter, you get to come.
FireWriter and StormWriter at the same time: WHAT????!!! WHY???!!!
NatureWriter: You guys are both really destructive and annoying, and IceWriter makes the best Ice cream pie!
FireWriter and StormWriter at the same time (again): ANNOYING? COME ON!!!
NatureWriter: And you get to have The Top Of Spades watch you!
FireWriter and Stormwriter again at the same time: AWESOME!!! LET'S STAY!!!
Wait, who is he?
NatureWriter: A topper that I just created. Now that that's settled, come along, IceWriter and SpammerCatcher!
IceWriter: Cool! When does the train leave?
SpammerCatcher: utmr
IceWriter: Tomorrow? Then why are we leaving?
NatureWriter: To get suitcases!
FireWriter: *Whispering* I can't wait to meet him!
(electric guitar blares)
StormWriter and FireWriter: AWESOME!!!
(May 5, 2015 - 4:00 pm)
Well, since I only have one AE, I guess she's comi-
Wheeeee! Yay! I get to go to Hawaii!! ThankyouthankyouTHANKYOU!!! But I thought you said dragons weren't allowed on airplanes?
You have wings, dope. You can follow the plane.
Oh. Right. By the way, Koda was napping today but then she randomly woke up, squealed "EVMU!!" at the top of her lungs, then fell right back to sleep again. Do you think it means anything?
I dunno. Maybe she had a bad dream about emus or something. Anyway, pack your bags! The plane leaves at six!
(May 5, 2015 - 7:28 pm)
Don't die thread, TOP!
(May 9, 2015 - 3:48 pm)
What hath happened to this fair thread? TOP!
(May 9, 2015 - 7:16 pm)
top
(May 10, 2015 - 4:44 pm)