I walked out of my base to check on the antivirus programs... And saw a strange spaceship floating above the city. "What the HECK is that?!" I yelled. "Engineered spiders! I need some assistance. We might have a problem." A wave of red-and-gold spiders crawled out of the nearby jungle. "Alright. We're going in," I said, as the spiders and I dashed towards the city. My scaly CAPTCHAdvance flew upwards, providing air surveillance.

After meeting Rainbow at the library and mysteriously vanishing for a few hours, I reappear in the library again. Clode, my adorable fluffball CAPTCHA, is using my wallet to buy a coffee.

"Hey! Stop that right now!" I shout to him angrily.

"Zweo," he replies. 

"Wait, does that mean I don't get this fifty bucks?" the clerk asks.

"My CAPTCHA is not supposed to be drinking coffee!" I yell at both of them. "You, clerk, of all people, should know that! I thought they taught you that in clerk school!"
"Oh, did I mention I'm not a clerk?" the clerk suddenly unzips his head and steps out of a human skin ((Doctor Who forever!!!)).

"I must take your soul..." he says.

"What kind of soul?"
"You're obviously human," he says. "So I can steal your soul."
"No you can't." I unfold my wings. "I'm half saint, buster. Don't mess with me."
"Yeah, don't mess with her!" Devil Owl screams from the other end of the library. Most of the occupants go "sshhh!"
"Well, by now," I say to the clerk. "Oh, and I have a present."
I smash him in the face. 

Next I run over to Somebody's. Well, partway there. I smash into her.

"Somebody! There are random soul-taking people invading!" I say, while at the same time she says, "St.Owl! There's a virus on the Chatterbox!"
"We have to do something!" we say together. Then we laugh.

Savvy~

"A..... VIRUS?? OH NO!!!!" I think about this. Does that mean we'll all get, like, the chicken pox?? "wait what's a virus." I ask.

"A virus is like a viral diseise. On computers and stuff. And it causes things to malfuntion" Maple answered my question. and then. lightbulb hit.

"LIGHTBULB!! So if everyone else is 'malfuntioning' I can go coockoo and pretend the virus is the cause!! Ding-a-ling blah blah heyoo i'm 'malfuntioning'!!!" Brilliant idea, me, brilliant idea. 

"I don't really think it works that way.." Ellie said being a total meanie beanie. "but Danie and Squeak are missing and we should start looking." Hmph. Party pooper. Well, on the bright side, once we find Danie and Squeak, they can malfuntion with me!!!! Yay!! I'm looking right now!!!!! In the refrigerator? Under my bed? I don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

"Dude! Haven't you heard? There's a virus! Where have you been the past four days?!" I shout, running into HAB's house.

"I'm sick," he cries from the bedroom upstairs.

I run up the steps to look at him --

"Oh. Oh no."

He's covered in rapidly changing 0s and 1s, and his speech is interrupted with violent buzzes and beeps.

"H-how? How could it spread...to us?"

Over~

I run into the center of town. I'm panting, and sweating gallons. Toto stops beside me, also out of breath.

" Hey, everybuggy," I call. "We've all gotta meet here because-" Wait. I have an idea. I run into the Admin Center. Panic is everywhere. I see dragonflys battling strange beings and the admins valiently tring to protect the thing that holds the city together: The Cosmic Orb Of Creativity And Imagination, or COOCAI. And COOCAI is exactly the thing that I'm sure these--creatures--are after.

" Can I broadcast a message?" I ask the admins.

" Ok, fine" says admin 1. " It better be an emergency, though." Typical adult behavior.

" It is an EMERGENCY!" I holler. " Just look around! Oh, and thanks." I grab the mega-mega-megaphone and shout into it "Attention CB City! There are strange monsters and a virus here, and they are trying to getr the COOCAI! Quick! They have invaded the Admin Center, and the wi-fi flys aren't gonna hold on for very long! This is Over The Rainbow speaking! We need reinforcements in the Admin Center! I repeat: WE NEED REINFORCMENTS! NOW!" I take a few deep breaths. Then I draw my pen ( mightier than any sword) and start to wave it franticaly through the air. Is this the end of the CB? AM I going to die? Will they take the COOCAI? Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmy-

" We have come! Alter egos unite!" And a stream of alter egos burst through the heavy double doors. Behind them are all the CBers, many of them in pajamas. Many of them brandish swords, arrows, and other weapons. A few, ,like me, carry pens. I smile, but then remember why I'm here.

" C'mon, everybuggy! Fight!" 

I burst into the Admin HQ, with a wave of the red-and-gold spiders following behind me. I pointed a hand. "Attack!" The spiders surged forward as one. I whipped out a sword, which lit up with an energy field. My CAPTCHAdvance, Flare, was soaring through the air, lashing out with his tail.

Shadow Dragon 

By morning I had come up with a plan.

I had also over most of the night transformed into a dragon. I don't do it very often for two reasons. 1. It takes a very long time. About three hours. 2. It is exhaustingto change every muscle , every bone, into a dragon's. To grow wings, a tail, and many scales is tiring. 

My plan was simple: I would go to the buildings in the town where many people gathered, alrert as many people as I could and tell them of the danger.  First stop; the Library.

I took flight and flew to the Library as fast as I could. Long before I get there I hear yells and screams and roars and something I can't describe. What in the moon.........??  I dive down and fly though the door.

Oh. No. They are here. I tell myself not to be frightend I beat Them oncce I can beat Them again.  

Before They even see me I let loose a stream of white fire, the hottest kind. All the books brust in the fire as I direct my flame at Them. They  disappear like smoke but thay are not gone forever. 

Good. They gone for now.

Then I relise that the library is bruning down. Oops. 

Epic Fight Scene!!

Volcano and Baelfire and Shadow Dragon: Kill it with fire!!!

Shifting: *summoning anvils* Smash it with anvils!!!

Masked Piester, Chaosie, Danie: Splatter it with pie!!

The shadow soul sucky armies fought hard, but the CBers put up a good fight too. Especially the alter egos, who had this rule:

1. Brookeria froze them all. Volcano created massive volcanic eruptions and earthquakes measuring 9.6 on the Richter scale. The dragons breathed so much fire it was surprising that all of CB City hadn't gone up in flames. Shifting summoned anything you could imagine and more from other dimensions and banished a few of them to other dimensions as well. I used my sonokinesis to detect more planes coming in, deal internal damage and make them bleed from the ears, plus I stopped hearts, dropped objects, and distance strangled using telekinesis without mercy as well as electrocute them all. Devil Owl fired vegetables mercilessly from his blaster. Feather ran around freaking out, distracting the bad guys and mopping up damage, and sometimes even inadvertently hit them with her encyclopedia. Have you ever been hit in the face with a 20-pound encyclopedia going at 20 miles per hour? The pets were ruthless killing machines, and it doesn't surprise me because a wolf, electric mouse Pokèmon, spitting cobra, boa constrictor, Legendary Pokèmon that is the Bringer of Emotion, Legendary Pokèmon who is the Prince(ss) of the Sea, and rattlesnake can do a lot of damage. St. Owl was very saintly in that she flew around and freaked them out with holy light/water. Cayke...well let's just say that you can find a lot of weapons in a kitchen. This is only a snapshot of the action going on!

"DIE SILLY SOUL SUCKERS!!!! AND EAT CANDY WHILE YOUR AT IT!" Candy KING shouts, unleashing a giant amount of molten sour straws on the monsters. They wail in agony as they're being melted--well, the ones that he's hit, anyway. The rest of them just duck. I sigh and unleash my huskies, who, with ferocious speed, claw and bite. Clyde on my shoulder, I charge at one, stabbing and slashing with my pen. We get into a ferocious sword fight, but then, right in the middle, half of my face disappears. Then it reappears. 

"What's going on?!" I shout over the chaos, still fighting the soul sucker.

"The virus! But I didn't know it could effect us!" shouts Somebody.

"Yeah! And what about Danie and Squeak?" Savvy asks, while fighting like a maniac. 

"One problem at a time! If it happens again, Carolion, just go home. Until then, JUST KEEP FIGHTING!" Over the Rainbow shouts back.

The AES keep dealing enormous damage wth their unmatched rage. Pies are flying, fires are starting, and radioactive waste is pouring. The sane CBers try to keep up, Brookeiria's freezing stuff, St.'s flying for better angles, and I'm enlisting the help of Artic animals. 

Me, my CAPTCHAdvance, and the unit of tarantulas following me ran out of the library. I looked at the dragon. "You are an IDIOT. We can't fight them off in there now!" "1010011ckzw!" Flare, my CAPTCHAdvance added.

"Virus!?" I yell. I swear under my breath, then gasp and cover my mouth.

"Okay, we'll go to the Starbucks soon!" I tell Spyro.  "Okay guys, on three unleash all of your power! THREEEEEE!!!!" 

~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So," I say at the Starbucks, "A virus is just a scrap of genetic code that tells your cells to malfunction. A computer virus is just a scrap of computer code that tells the computer to malfunction. Antiviral medicines work by shutting down the virus."

"So the medicine kills the virus?" St. Owl asks.

"Not really," I say. "You can't reeaally kill a virus, because it isn't classified as a living thing. A virus is more like a packet of instructions."

Just then I get a call from Volcano. She was one of the alter egos guarding the Admin Center and the Orb. I bring her up. "Somebody speaking."

"They attacked us again..." Volcano said. She tilted her phone to show the wreckage. "Oh no..." I say. "THE ORB!! Did they get the Orb?! And is everyone okay?!"

"The Orb is here and well," Volcano replied with a grin, "But they left us in a bad state." Her grin fades.

"Is that why you're lying on the floor?"

"Yeah." She swivels around and shows the cafè her leg. It's very mangled and bleeding all over the place. "But this isn't really what I called about. It's the Admin, Somebody. Admin 2."

"Somebody, she's missing." 

"Virus!?" I yell. I swear under my breath, then gasp and cover my mouth.

"Okay, we'll go to the Starbucks soon!" I tell Spyro.  "Okay guys, on three unleash all of your power! THREEEEEE!!!!" 

~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So," I say at the Starbucks, "A virus is just a scrap of genetic code that tells your cells to malfunction. A computer virus is just a scrap of computer code that tells the computer to malfunction. Antiviral medicines work by shutting down the virus."

"So the medicine kills the virus?" St. Owl asks.

"Not really," I say. "You can't reeaally kill a virus, because it isn't classified as a living thing. A virus is more like a packet of instructions."

Just then I get a call from Volcano. She was one of the alter egos guarding the Admin Center and the Orb. I bring her up. "Somebody speaking."

"They attacked us again..." Volcano said. She tilted her phone to show the wreckage. "Oh no..." I say. "THE ORB!! Did they get the Orb?! And is everyone okay?!"

"The Orb is here and well," Volcano replied with a grin, "But they left us in a bad state." Her grin fades.

"Is that why you're lying on the floor?"

"Yeah." She swivels around and shows the cafè her leg. It's very mangled and bleeding all over the place. "But this isn't really what I called about. It's the Admin, Somebody. Admin 2."

"Somebody, she's missing." 

At Admin HQ, the squad of engineered tarantulas and I were conducting a thorough search of the area to find Admin 2. I leaned on my sword. The battle hadn't left me or my troops in good condition, but I kept on looking. I walked over to one of the computer terminals and accessed the security footage. It showed a few of the strange beings dragging Admin 2 out of the building. I called over to the others. "You're going to want to see this."