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HypQuests!
HypQuests!
I saw some dead ones in the Inkwell, in some in-the-middle pages everyone's forgotten about. Thought it would be cool to do some.
1. What would you do if you woke up and saw ______(insert three characters from your favorite TV show/movie/book) from ____(insert TV show) milling around your room?
Well, first I would wonder why Misty, Pikachu and Sabrina from Pokèmon: Indigo League were in my room, then I would yell, "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!?!" before running downstairs to find some rubber gloves.
2. What would you do if someone entered your house with a chainsaw, ran around the house twice screaming incoherently, then ran back out?
Freak out, hide in my room until he left, and when he was gone call 911.
3. What would you do if an anvil suddenly materialized, fell from the ceiling, narrowly missing you, then promptly turned into an avocado?
Think "WHAT THE HECK?!?!" then chuck the avocado out the window into the neighbor's yard (my window screen, um, accidentally fell out).
submitted by Somebody , age Who cares, Various places
(April 4, 2015 - 11:45 am)
(April 4, 2015 - 11:45 am)
1: Stare blankly, then FANGIRL FANGIRL FANGIRL!!!!
Oh, waitaminute. I would scream and run, because Darth Vader would probably be one of them.
2: Blink, shrug, then try to get along with the day without him popping back into my head.
3: Stare. Stare. Stare.
"Mooom, we have an avacodo! Uh, Jill brought it over!"
P.S: Lol, only you would think of such absurd questions. ^^
(April 4, 2015 - 12:43 pm)
1. What would you do if you woke up and saw ______(insert three
characters from your favorite TV show/movie/book) from ____(insert TV
show) milling around your room?
(Oh my goodness, my three favorites are almost exactly the same!)
I would tell Misty that I also really like water Pokemon, then we would coo over Mudkip. Then I would probably get my Espeon and challenge Sabrina to battle.
2. What would you do if someone entered your house with a chainsaw, ran
around the house twice screaming incoherently, then ran back out?
Barricade my room door, lock it, and grab my dagger.
3. What would you do if an anvil suddenly materialized, fell from the
ceiling, narrowly missing you, then promptly turned into an avocado?
Supposing the avocado could turn back into an anvil, use it to fight crime.
New Hypquests:
1. A burrito is SPEAKING to you! What do you do?
Probably eat it, I love burritoes.
2. The Queen of ________ will torture you if you don't kill a cute lil' dimple plant!. What do you do?
I kill the dimple plant. They are evil.
3. What would you say if you could talk to your ABSOLUTE favorite fictional charrie from a book?
Legolas, Gimli is cool. I know he's a dwarf, but he'll be a good friend.
(April 4, 2015 - 1:14 pm)
1. What would you do if you woke up and saw (insert three
characters from your favorite TV show/movie/book) from (insert TV show) milling around your room?
It would be Hermione, Luna, and Cho Chang, so I'd probably hand them a book and be like, "Have you read this one?". Or scream, "Expelliarmus!" Or duck under the bed away.
2. What would you do if someone entered your house with a chainsaw, ran around the house twice screaming incoherently, then ran back out?
1. Make sure I'm not dreaming. 2. Call 911. 3. Panic.
3. What would you do if an anvil suddenly materialized, fell from the ceiling, narrowly missing you, then promptly turned into an avocado?
1. Make sure I'm not dreaming. 2. Throw the avocado out my door. 3. Not eat the guacamole my mom made for dinner that day, which I probably wouldn't do even if the avocado hadn't been formerly an anvil. I'm not an avocado person.
4. A burrito is SPEAKING to you! What do you do?
1. Make sure I'm not dreaming. 2. Throw it out my door. 3. Never eat a burrito again, which I probably wouldn't do even if it wasn't speaking. I'm not a burrito person.
2. The Queen of ________ will torture you if you don't kill a cute lil' dimple plant!. What do you do?
Kill the plant.
3. What would you say if you could talk to your ABSOLUTE favorite fictional charrie from a book?
It would be Hermione, so... "Have you read a lot of sci-fi? You should." Or something along those lines. No joke.
(April 6, 2015 - 10:04 am)
1. Throw the burrito out the window, as I do with all suspicious items. Then go to Chipotle and get a decent, non-sentient burrito.
2. I have no idea what a dimple plant is, but it isn't important to me and being a person, I do not want to be tortured. Therefore, I will get a few chemicals and kill the plant.
3. Say to Katniss Everdeen, "Hey, could you give me some archery lessons? I have a real bow and arrows and took classes before but I suck."
New HypQuests!
1. What if a million-gallon vat of custard suddenly upended itself over you without warning (HHGTTG reference)?
2. What would you do if you said "I'm not expecting the Spanish Inquisition!" and suddenly, none other than the Spanish Inquisition burst through the door and yelled, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"? Monty Pythons reference.
3. What would you do if aforementioned Spanish Inquisition started threatening you with:
a) cookie racks
b) comfy armchairs
c) soft cushions? Again, Monty Pythons.
(April 6, 2015 - 6:26 pm)
Oh, my answers.
1. Sit there, shrug, and eat some of the custard.
2. Say, "Oh, hello, Spanish Inquisition! I was expecting you!"
3. Punch them.
(April 7, 2015 - 12:26 am)
In answer to Brookiera's:
1: Aahh, hello.... Hello.... er.... why are you speaking?
2: (Adventure Time, right?) Dimple plants turn into monsters!!! SLAY IT!
3: HARRY. POTTER. Oh my gosh. I'm really sorry, I know this happens a lot, but OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE AWSOME!!!!!! (Fangirling commences.)
(April 6, 2015 - 11:04 am)
1. What would you do if you woke up and saw _Peter Pan, Wendy, and Tinkerbell_____(insert three characters from your favorite TV show/movie/book) from Peter Pan____(insert TV show) milling around your room?
I would ask to go to Never-land. Duh.
2. What would you do if someone entered your house with a chainsaw, ran around the house twice screaming incoherently, then ran back out?
I would quickly collect my siblings and we would hide under my parents' poofy comforter and pillows.
3. What would you do if an anvil suddenly materialized, fell from the ceiling, narrowly missing you, then promptly turned into an avocado?
Stare at it, then eat it.
(April 6, 2015 - 9:03 am)
1. Hide under the bed
2. Hide under the bed
3. Hide under the bed
CONGRATULATIONS
(April 6, 2015 - 12:07 pm)
1. What would you do if you woke up and saw ______(insert three characters from your favorite TV show/movie/book) from ____(insert TV show) milling around your room?
Think, This is weird. Then say to Ron, Hermione, and Harry, "Take me to Hogwarts!"
2. What would you do if someone entered your house with a chainsaw, ran around the house twice screaming incoherently, then ran back out?
Scream at them in their face.
3. What would you do if an anvil suddenly materialized, fell from the ceiling, narrowly missing you, then promptly turned into an avocado?
Eat it.
(April 6, 2015 - 4:17 pm)
1. Politely welcome Legolas (from Lord of the Rings), Draco Malfoy (because I would rather have him milling about than the all powerful Harry Potter), and Artemis Entreri (from the Icewind Dale Trilogy and a billion other R. A. Salvatore books). Then, hug Legolas and yell, "TAKE ME TO MIDDLEEARTH RIGHT NOW YOU!!!" but I would act all elvish and he would probably agree. But if that didn't work I would go over to Malfoy and say, "Hail Fellow pureblood, let's head for Hogwarts." And if he looked at me like I was a creep (which he wouldn't), I would head over to Artemis, take his hand, and fly into the alternate dimension of the Forgotten Realms where I would become his epic archer side kick even though he doesn't really like people.
2. Shoot him with the longbow I keep in my room (no joke, I got it for Christmas last year), then text my dad a picture of "Sir Chainsaw".
3. Call my grandmother who loves to eat avocados and invite her over for a lunch of avocado and Lempen Bread that Legolas gave me when he was milling about in my room that morning.
(April 6, 2015 - 6:21 pm)
1. What if a million-gallon vat of custard suddenly upended itself over you without warning (HHGTTG reference)?
Probably drown, to be honest. But then, if I didn't, eat the custard. Or slap myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.
2. What would you do if you said "I'm not expecting the Spanish Inquisition!" and suddenly, none other than the Spanish Inquisition burst through the door and yelled, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"? Monty Python's reference.
Um... check for a TARDIS or other time machine. Also, close the history textbook. Or slap myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.
3. What would you do if aforementioned Spanish Inquisition started threatening you with:
a) cookie racks
b) comfy armchairs
c) soft cushions? Again, Monty Pythons.
a) eat the cookies.
b) duck under my sofa, or into the haunted small lemming pit.
c) fight back with my stuffed animals.
In all three cases above, I would check for T.O.N. Or Teresa, or BHR.
(April 6, 2015 - 10:58 pm)