Live as long

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Live as long

Live as long as you can in Camp Central. Camp Central is a summer camp (even though it's only March) and we have four cabins, and four to a cabin. Any more than 16 will not work. My counselors are named Time, Illusion, and Eternity. They will show you the ropes but don't expect them to help you too much. The name of the game here is survival of the fittest... I will draw names out of Pandora's Pool every "day." And whoever's name I draw dies mysteriously and scarily. Kind of like the other threads like this. Camp is over when there is only one person left alive.

But here's the thing. If someone guesses who I, Central Radiance, am, camp is over and everyone gets to go home.

I mean, we will have horseback riding and rope swings and s'mores, and here at camp Central, we will all be happy happy fun fun... *laughs in that way that you know he/she is lying about that last part* 

submitted by Central Radiance, The Center
(March 12, 2015 - 6:17 pm)

I know! Are you Maple?

submitted by Winter Firefly
(March 19, 2015 - 10:04 pm)

No. I will reveal myself once there is only one CBer left (if anyone hasn't guessed me yet)!

submitted by Central Radiance, The Center
(March 19, 2015 - 10:40 pm)

What is up with Katniss Everdeen? And why is Peeta/GalePrim not with her?

P.S: Saint Owl, you are completely unfeeling. You didn't even attend the funeral!

Saint Owl: what the heck. She isn't really dead, after all. Plus, now I have these really sweet cat ears.

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(March 20, 2015 - 8:13 pm)

It actually isn't half bad here! I have a bottle of enchanted root beer I can use to kill annoying ghosts and you never run out of stabbing targets! :D And I SOOO got Devil. 

submitted by Agent's ghost, age Immortal, The Land of the Dead
(March 20, 2015 - 6:01 pm)

The CBers emerged from hyperspace on a balmy tropical islet. After the initial shock had worn off, Cayke and the Sisters went back to their cake, St. Owl and Somebody returned to Harry Potter, Savvy returned to gymnastics, and Saint went back to chasing DNA around with a knife. Then the Sisters went swimming while Cayke finished up on the cake. Then... commence HHGTTG quotes! A million-gallon vat of custard suddenly upended itself over them without warning. {That is a direct quote.} Tis was followed by a measurement of improbability. "What does it mean?" Somebody said. "What, the custard?" replied Saint. "No, the measurement of improbability!" Somebody said. "Do you realize you're quoting the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?" asked... someone who had read HHGTTG. Then Douglas Adams showed up with copyright claims and they were back at the original campsite before they had been sorted out. 

The Big Sister went into the kitchen. Then they heard a loud, discordant shriek. The CBers ran into the kitchen and found Cayke smothered in her masterpiece. CayketheCook had met her end in the cake she had loved so much. The CBers comforted the distraught Big Sister in her diving suit and hurried to get a funeral for Cayke ready.

Rest in pieces CayketheCook, rest in pieces. 

(Cue dramatic music) 

submitted by Central Radiance, The Center
(March 22, 2015 - 5:37 pm)

WHAT THE HECK!?!? I DIED WITH MY FACE IN CAKE???? I WILL GET THAT MURDERER!! For now, YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME A GOOD FUNERAL!!!

submitted by Cayke's Angry Ghost
(March 23, 2015 - 9:44 am)

Me is dead... And you stole my Rest in Pieces thing!

submitted by The Ghost Of Winter
(March 23, 2015 - 11:13 am)

Are you Somebody or Hotairballoon?

(They both read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.)

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(March 23, 2015 - 2:42 pm)

Or Curio! Are you Curio?

(I'm naming random people that I noticed mentioning HGTTG.)

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(March 23, 2015 - 5:03 pm)

Okay, okay, you win. I had this fancy long speech planned out for the end when there was only one person left but then you guessed me. Camp is over. Have fun survivors. :(

submitted by Somebody/CR, age Who cares, Various Centers
(March 23, 2015 - 7:25 pm)

WAHOO! I got it right!!!!

*Devil Owl reappears*

Oh darn.

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(March 24, 2015 - 2:59 pm)