Alter Ego RP.

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Alter Ego RP.

Alter Ego RP.

BLASTER!!!!!!!!!!!: 

Well, it's kinda  an RP, the normal peeps such as Winter, Brooke, Lol' Sis, etc, never post on here. Only we post. 

Winter:

So what she's saying is: few people have alter-egos, huh? So here you can make your-ever-living-alter-ego, or use the one you have! Then... we get to go on an Adventure and there you have it-

BLASTER: ALTER EGO RP! 

Name: THE BLASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gender: Female 

Nick-name: Blast, or Blaster 

Age: Ageless (durrr!)

Appearance: Pink Fluffy Unicorn, that likes Dancing on Rainbows! Wearing  a back-pack, Mountain Dew dispenser, pie-shooting gun, and a FIREICE BAZOOKA!   

Other: Rules Blastin' Rainbow-town 

  

submitted by Winter Firefly, age and, THE BLASTER!!!!
(February 1, 2015 - 9:35 am)

TOP!!!!!!!!!!! WHO WRITES NEXT?? ME?? OR U, BLASTER??????

 

submitted by Chaosie
(February 8, 2015 - 3:21 pm)

DONT DDDIIIIEEEEEEE...... C'MON PPL POST!!!!!!!! WHO WRITES????

submitted by top
(February 9, 2015 - 1:17 am)

HelOoOoOoOoOoOooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A NEW ALTER EGO SO START TO CONGRATULATE, LOVE, AND ADORE ME NOW!!!!!! Humph. DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT I AM A DRAMA QUEEN!! I'M NOT A DRAMA QUEEN!! EVERYONE SAYS THAT!! I JUST NEED TO GET MY WAY!!! Or else I will die. Anyways, I'm a princess. My name is Princess Peacock and I know I'm late but if you don't let me join I will SCREAM!!! FOR ETERNITY!!!! Humph. I'm a proper WOMAN, not a little girl! NO NICKNAMES OR ELSE YOU SHALL DIE!!! I am young enough to be beautifull, and old enough to run a kingdom and ORDER EVERYONE AROUND!!! I look pretty. I am a peacock-human hybrid, and I have blue hair with a black streak and I am too pretty to describe to you. Too pretty. AGREE WITH ME NOW!!! Other? Well, I'M NOT A BRATTY DRAMA QUEEN!!!!! I LOVE CAKE!! I AM THE RULER OF ALL THE PEACOCKS!! I LOVE ANY CUTE ADORABLE THINGS!! ESPICIALLY CATS!!!

 

Someone, please keep words in all capitals to a minimum. We consider them rude, like shouting. Thank you.

Admin

submitted by SOMEONE
(February 9, 2015 - 2:20 pm)

Anyone can write. And Admin is right. CAPS!!!! Is yelling. So please, if you could, don't scream a lot. I only have four spare eardrums! You can't break them all!!

submitted by THE BLASTER!!!!!!!!!
(February 9, 2015 - 4:16 pm)
submitted by Topper
(February 10, 2015 - 12:45 pm)

All right people, IS THIS THREAD DEAD????!!!!

No one is writing! *sob* It's my first RP ever!!

C'mon guys!! Tell me, should I write? Or should I wait for someone else?

submitted by ChaosieTheCrazyCook
(February 10, 2015 - 2:37 pm)

St.Owl:

Oookay, so hello guys, this is an alter ego RP (I just figured out what they are) and my alter ego REALLY needs to run around, so..

Devil Owl:
Hey hey hey!!!! Let ME do the talking! It's MY turn, remember?! This is MY turf! I am AWESOME!

St.Owl:
I still get to introduce yo-

Devil Owl:
NO!!!!! I introduce myself!!! I am NOT, repeat NOT, a dunce!!!!!

Name: Devil Owl

Gender: Boy-

(St.Owl): no, you're a girl.

(Devil Owl): I'm a boy at heart. Now, let me finish!!!!

Nickname: It's not needed (mwa ha haaa)

Age: You're asking me that question? Really? I'm part owl!!!!

Appearance: I AM AN OWL WITH AN AWESOME SUPER SHARP BEAK AND THE SAME SHARP TALONS AND I HAVE THE SLEEKEST FEATHERS YOU'VE EVER SEEN!!!!

(St.Owl): sorry about that, Admins.

(Devil Owl): quit interrupting!!

I can turn into a human if I want, and when I do I'm a "girl" with light brown freckles and short dark brown hair! Not that it's any of your buisness!


Other: I'm evil to the core, people! Weird sack-wearing aliens?! Blast em' to the moon and keep em' there! But first steal the moon! Once you do that, you can steal the Earth! From there you can steal Heaven, then H-

(St.Owl): ...let's not go that far, OK? (closes shade) ....we have a bit of... manners lessons to do, sorry! Bye!

submitted by St/Devil Owl, age 10, NY/You-Know-Where
(February 10, 2015 - 8:28 pm)

St.Owl:

OK, we're baaack! (looks around and sees obviously crazy alter egos) oooookaaay... I'm going to go now.....

Devil Owl:
YES!!!! I'm FINALLY without that ANGELETIC PEST! All right, it's time to do some EVIL!

Evil Number One: ALL OF YOU MUST FOLLOW MY COMMAND! I am SUPERIOR!

Evil Number Two: (takes out gigantic mega blaster gun) Guess what this is loaded with?! BRUSSELS SPROUTS!!!! THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD!!!! COWER BEFORE ME, FOR I HAVE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!!
Evil Number Three: Get rid of these aliens! (blasts brussels sprouts and boils start sprouting up on them) HAHAHAHA!!!! ALLERGIC TO BRUSSLE SPROUTS, ARE YOU?! GO!!! LEAVE!!! PREFERABLY TO THE MOON!!!!!!

St.Owl:
I came back to see what's going on. This is not good.

Sorry Admins for all the caps! I hope it's all right!

submitted by St/Devil Owl, age 10, NY/You Know Where
(February 10, 2015 - 8:47 pm)

The fight went...crazily, which is about the only way it could have gone with a horde of alter egos like this one. Ace the Drakonprince, Squeak, and I fight somewhat traditionally, claws or sword dueling with the weird little energy sticks the aliens use. The others most definitely do not. Poofer teleports around the battlefield in puffs of pink poofs, surprising groups of aliens. Danie blasts aliens with her raygun, which, it turns out, works on them too. A raygun blast strikes Squeak, at which point he neighs, "OH, GREAT CHOCOLATE CARROTS! You HAD to do that?!" and goes with BLASTER to lead the rapidly growing contingent of unicorns against the aliens. I find myself back-to-back with Ace; he scowls and pokes his tail in my ear. Gosh, I didn't realize how much that hurt when a dragon with a proper spike on the end of his tail did it. 

About halfway through the battle, a beautiful yet diabolical-looking owl swoops in over the battlefield, screeching unintelligibly (at least to me; I don't speak Owl). She lets fly with a brussels-sprout gun, which gives the aliens skin allergies. ChaosieTheCrazyCook and MP catch on, and begin throwing brussels sprout pies emphatically into the fray. Gold Guy has somehow gotten his hands on a golden lasso that multiplies itself. The princesses (Platypus and Peacock) are in sedan chairs, alternately fighting the aliens and each other. Or at least their retinues of soldiers are; the princesses themselves aren't doing any fighting. 

submitted by Disreputable Dragon
(February 12, 2015 - 5:46 am)

Just then, in the midst of all the fighting, the leader of the aliens stepped forward. You could tell he was the leader because he yelled, in very plain English, "WE COME IN PIECES!" Everyone stopped fighting. "Oops, I mean, PEACE." THE BLASTER!!!, as leader of the Alter Egos, went to have a private conference with the alien leader.

DUNN DUNN DAANNN....

What happens now?

submitted by ChaosieTheCrazyCook
(February 12, 2015 - 12:03 pm)

uhh.....Admins, didn't Blaster post a comment? Did u guys delete it? It was showing 55 before but now its back to 54. I never saw the comment tho.

 

I deleted it because it was all caps and a bit disturbing in content.

Admin

submitted by ChaosieTheCrazyCook
(February 12, 2015 - 8:41 pm)

Yeah...Blaster, do you think you could stop posting in all caps? It's a netiquette thing, and I'm sure you don't yell ALL the time. I don't know what the "bit disturbing in content" thing was, but if the Admins deleted it, it must have been worse than some of the stuff on Zombie Apocalypse RP. For your own good and ours, would you please redo that post in a more polite fashion?

submitted by Disreputable Dragon
(February 14, 2015 - 9:00 am)

"NONONONONO!!!!!!

"I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE HAVING THE CONVERSATION AND FIGHTING AND DOING ALL THAT STUFF!!! LET THE EVIL MASTER DO IT!!!!!"

Then I start shooting aliens again. The leader says something in Human, and the thing I hear is "stop", but whatever because BOOYA THEY ARE LEAVING!!!! Then I fly on top of their ship and program it to the moon and take out their reserve oil supplies so NOW THEY ARE STUCK THERE!!!!! And then I will buy the moon from them and banish them to-

St.Owl:
Stop.

Devil Owl:

I turn into a human and look at the other Alter Egos and I tell them,

"They're going to the moon then I'm going to buy it from them then I'm going to buy the Earth by blackmailing the ruler of it that I will take the moon away then I'll buy-"
St.Owl:
No, stop there please.

Devil Owl:
"SO WHO'S WITH ME?!"

There's a cheer. Then BLASTER! comes back.

In short, she's ticked off at me for banishing the aliens because they were going to give her an unlimited supply of cupcakes. I tell her I would've eaten them all anyway.

 

submitted by DEVIL OWL, age 10, NY
(February 14, 2015 - 9:03 am)

Ahem. *Coughs* You know, I thought I would be able to launch right into this, but I appear to be experiencing a small bout of writer's blo-

Fin, why d'you talk so British-y? You come from Ireland, and even so, you live in America!

I don't know. Perhaps-

There you go again.

Thanks. Thanks for that. Want me to introduce you now?

I can introduce myself.

Name: UNLUNF (get it? FNULNU backward!)

Nickname: Okay, so FNU LNU can be Fin. But you are NOT calling me Un. Nope.Call me Luna, if necessary.

Appearance: loud neon-green hair down to ankles, eyes the color of amethysts, normal-sized hands with slender fingers (my hands are very small, and my fingers are short. Well, I'm no true princess)

personality: rebellious (I can never stand up for myself. Too scared.) speaking of which, brave and bold. 

other: I can fly. enough said. (You are sooooo lucky. I'm just a normal person who is confined to the laws of physics. Unfortunately.)

Later! Fare thee well and good morrow. FIN!

submitted by FNU LNU, age 12, Khaznot Quay
(February 14, 2015 - 2:49 pm)