ARCTIC MURDER MYSTERY

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ARCTIC MURDER MYSTERY

ARCTIC MURDER MYSTERY

 

So, you've decided to join me? Excellent....

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not sure if that conveys my rone, but anywho......

You will be taken to an arcticy place and given a pet to ride (yo Winter) and train. You will be fed, although the food may be poisonous, and given drink, though the drink might contain unicorn fur. You can send complaints about your style of death to:

Someone Nobody

111 Nowhere Lane

Anywhere, HM, 11111

 

Please do not shoot the bananas.

Also, no eating the assorted flowers. They taste disgusting.

No riding the pillows.

No eating curtains.

And last but not least, do not make human sacrifices to the statue of the Omnipotent narrator.

Thanks and welcome!

(We start on the thirtieth of this month, but that date may change.) 4

submitted by Shadowyperson
(October 18, 2014 - 8:51 pm)

I am confused.

Nyan says fxox. I think he's trying to say fox. I shall ride a fox.

submitted by ??Little Sister??, age ??????????, ????????????????????
(October 19, 2014 - 3:31 pm)

We will make a non confusing version. Here:

 

You will be taken to the North Pole and given a pet to ride and train. You will be fed and given drinks. Please no riotous behavior. Well, I ought to expect riotous behavior.  Enjoy your stay! 

submitted by Shadowyperson's , helper
(October 19, 2014 - 7:38 pm)

Ehem, why at is your name boy (or girl)!? I demand to know! Hruph.

Blaster-

Ooooooooo, she wants to know! That's good! Don't tell 

Winter-

Don't listen to her! Me- Graahhhh! My alter ego. Don't listen!

 

Blaster-

"Don't listen, don't listen," Blahblahmehmehmeh..... 

submitted by Winter Firefly, and The Blaster too!
(October 19, 2014 - 10:34 pm)

Yeah, I'm Masked Piester. Tee hee. I see you also have an alter ego, Wint!

 

Okay, so far the guest list is.....

Brookeira

Little Sister?

Winter

 

PLEASE JOIN!!!! 

submitted by Shadowyperson
(October 20, 2014 - 8:21 am)

Blaster~

AaaNnnddDD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I wanna be on the list!

 

Winter~

Thank you for telling me MP- or 'Shadowyperson'. Blaster really loves 'hanging out' with you.

Blaster~

I can speak for myself! Piester,  I love hangin' out with ya'! Ya' know, since we are really besties, and not you and Winter, you can call me Blast, okay?!

 

 

 

PS: Can Fluffy and Squishie come? They are the only thing we share, oh them and an ego.

~Winter and The BLASTER!

submitted by THE BLASTER!!!!!!!!!, HAY, WINTER TOO!!!!!
(October 20, 2014 - 9:25 am)

this is cool...... ill join!Tongue out

submitted by SAVVY44x
(October 20, 2014 - 10:51 am)

Willy sez dhyg. Dig? I guess I'll ride a giant mole...I SHALL NAME HIM CHARLES!

submitted by Pete the Trollslayer, Arctic moon
(October 21, 2014 - 7:16 pm)

Great! Anyway, we start on the 33rd. Tee hee.

I'm riding a Frost Dragon, FYI. 

submitted by Shadowy
(October 22, 2014 - 2:39 pm)

WUT?? we can ride dragons? no fair!!! (lol)

nyan says tbuy. he wants to buy a t-shirt.

submitted by Little Sister, age MOUHAHAHA!, Murderer Landia!!!!!
(October 26, 2014 - 12:01 pm)

I guess I'll join. Why not?

submitted by Ellie, age 12, school
(October 24, 2014 - 12:37 pm)

I guess we will join.

submitted by Squeak, and Danie
(October 24, 2014 - 8:54 pm)

yes, Shadowyperson, I AM IN.

I like murder mysteries!!!!! mouhaha... 

submitted by Little Sister, age MOUHAHAHA!, Murderer Landia!!!!!
(October 26, 2014 - 11:56 am)

Due to more ppl joining, we will start next Saturday. Yay Lil Sis!

submitted by Shadowy
(October 26, 2014 - 2:14 pm)

Winter~

Blaster will have a R-...

*blue 'Poof!' that freezes every one*

Blaster~

A Rainbow Unicorn, that blasts, AND, eats people! Like the ones at your old thingie!

*blue 'Poof!' that freezes every one*

Winter~

As I was saying before so rudely interrupted, I shall have a Ice Hydra that spits acid! Yay!

*frozen blue poof*

Blaster~

Nuhu! You are staying home!

*poof*

Winter~
If you go I go...!

submitted by Winter Firefly, And THE BLASTER!!!!!
(October 26, 2014 - 4:14 pm)

Squeak:....Don't you see? Taking snuggles is a bad idea. 

Danie: Eh. I'm taking snuggles anyways. SNUGGLES, ATTACK SQUEAKKKK!

Squeak: *screams*

Danie: By the way guys, Snuggles finally learned how to talk and has been upgraded to a captcha! Today, Snuggles says obec. Obey? Sorry, but you are obeying me, Snuggles. I'm not obeying you. 

submitted by Danie, and Squeak
(October 26, 2014 - 9:36 pm)