Chatterbox: Inkwell

ODD LOGIC CLUB: REVIVED! 

Hello! Madeline here. Remember when I made these old threads about Odd Logic?

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/inkwell/node/129057

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/inkwell/node/129348

I was thinking, why not try to bring Odd Logic back? Anyone want to participate? 

Here's the first question:

1.) If a truck selling Pepsi was travelling east down a road at 50 miles per hour, and a truck selling ice cream was travelling west down a road at 60 miles per hour, and a regular truck was travelling north down a road at 100 miles per hour, then how fast would a car be going down a road in the UK?

My answer: Well, obviously the car would be travelling at , because 50 + 60 + 100 = 210, and to get the average you have to divide that by three, bringing you to 70 miles per hour. Then you have to deduct 5 miles per hour because a man named Nospmoht sneezed at exactly twelve o'clock, making the clocks tick exactly 12 seconds off. You also need to deduct another 5 miles per hour because eleanor the barbie was taking a bath but was too short to turn the water off, flooding the bathtub. The owners weren't home, so it flooded the whole street, slowing all of the cars. Luckily it was in the future and a bright young girl named Madeline created something called float support for cars while she was vacationing in France. The float support allowed the cars to...well, float! Thus, they were able to float along with the current at a blustering 60 miles per hour. I just can't gaurantee where they ended up.

Check back for more soon!