Bodacious HypQues

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Bodacious HypQues

Bodacious HypQuests

1. What would you do if Bill and Ted gave you their time-traveling phone booth saying you needed to prevent somebody traveling back in time and killing you in the past before they killed your younger self? (If you cannot answer this HypQuest because you know nothing about Bill and Ted, watch Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure before coming back to this one.)

I would say, "Huh. And why is this person going to kill me?" Then play some air guitar with Bill and Ted after they answered, then go use their phone booth to stop the person from killing me in the past. Because if I failed then I'd have to play Battleship with the Grim Reaper, and man, is that a pickle.

2. What would you do if I (Joe the Stickfiddler) showed up at your door asking you a HypQuest about what you would do if I showed up at your door?

I would wonder how the heck I could show up at my own door and ask myself a HypQuest. Time travel?

3. What would you do if you recieved annoying e-mails asking you to send in pictures of yourself with a fake mustache on?

Take the pictures and send them in, and most likely totally surprise the sender of the annoying e-mails. I'm sure they would have expected me to refuse the demand and just get very annoyed and never actually do it.

4. What would you do if there was a pencil in your room writing by itself on your desk, as though an invisible hand was writing with it, and it wrote, "I am Mark the living pencil from Dimension 3-6-3-A and I have been banished from my dimension by the evil pencil dictator for rebelling against him. Please help me escape back to my own world and depose the evil dictator of our dimension!"?

I'd go to the library and look up books on alternate dimensions. 

submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, Stickfiddling Vortex
(July 9, 2013 - 8:08 am)

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1. What would you do if Bill and Ted gave you their time-traveling phone booth saying you needed to prevent somebody traveling back in time and killing you in the past before they killed your younger self? (If you cannot answer this HypQuest because you know nothing about Bill and Ted, watch Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure before coming back to this one.)

I haven't seen it yet.

2. What would you do if I (Joe the Stickfiddler) showed up at your door asking you a HypQuest about what you would do if I showed up at your door?

Was it this very HypQuest (including your name)? If so, I would be very excited and say something like, "Was it this very HypQuest (including your name)? If so, I would be very excited and say something like,  'I think I know you from the Internet! Does the name Cricket mean anything to you?'"

3. What would you do if you recieved annoying e-mails asking you to send in pictures of yourself with a fake mustache on?

Absolutely nothing. If they persisted, I'd start using a different email account.

4. What would you do if there was a pencil in your room writing by itself on your desk, as though an invisible hand was writing with it, and it wrote, "I am Mark the living pencil from Dimension 3-6-3-A and I have been banished from my dimension by the evil pencil dictator for rebelling against him. Please help me escape back to my own world and depose the evil dictator of our dimension!"?

I would say, "Can you hear me?" After all, pencils don't have ears, so I'd want to know if I could just talk or if I had to write everything out. 
submitted by Ima
(July 10, 2013 - 12:37 pm)

GOOP!!!!

submitted by Goop, age Gooped age, Goopworld
(July 10, 2013 - 5:26 pm)

Oh man. Bodacious HypQuests.

1. I read through that question about three times and I'm still confused. Oh. Okay. Now I get it. But wait, if the person tried to kill my younger self and I'm still here, doesn't that mean I don't have to? Or is this a future in which I saved myself? If I said "No, I have homework" would I suddenly die? Okay, there's only one thing to do! Grab the Epoch and my friends Lucca and Marle and... Wait a minute. Wrong time-traveling story. Sorry. There's only one thing to do! Name the phone booth the Epoch (they never named their phone booth, did they?) and grab whoever would be willing to come along (or whoever I could drag unwillingly. You'd probably end up coming along, Ru-kun.) and go save my younger self! Funny, I can't ever rememer someone trying to kill me and then being rescued epically by an awesome teenage boy. 

So then we would arrive in the past and I would notice my younger self (probably accompanied by a younger Ru0kun) and I'd say something like: "Aw, look at our little selves. Weren't we peachy?" and then get slapped in the face for quoting Shigure Soma. Then I would notice the EVIL person trying to kill Little Red and then I would be all "No! You can't do that, you vile criminal!" and use ninja powers on the EVIL person and then tell Little Red "I'm you in the future! You'll be so awesome! You'll even be a ninja!" and then I'll get slapped by Ru-kun for lying to the innocent children and then I'll tell Little Ru-kun "When you grow up, you'll slap me a lot and I'll call you annyoing nicknames!" Oh, I would have so much to tell Little Red....

If you read through those entire two paragraphs of nonsense, I'll give you a free virtual Scotcheroo (the Admin's favorite cookie, if I remember correctly.)

2. Wonder how the heck you knew where I lived. Then say "How the heck do you know where I live?"

3. Spam folder!

4. Sounds fun. Grab the Epoch and my friends Lucca and Marle and... wait, I already tried that. Grab the Epoch (the phone-booth), Ru-kun, Little Red, Little Ru-kun, and Marc and embark on an epic adventure! I would love to see Ru-kun go up against the evil pencil dictator. "THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE PENCIL!" And then Ru-kun pulls out about twenty pens out of nowhere and charges the pencil dictator....  

submitted by Red, age 14, Elsewhere
(July 10, 2013 - 7:32 pm)

1. TARDIS TARDIS

submitted by Maggie, age 12, Charlotte
(July 12, 2013 - 11:24 pm)

2) I would punch you in the stomach.

3) I would Delete all emails from that person without opening them. I woul also set up a filter for this person.

submitted by Daffodil
(July 15, 2013 - 9:52 am)