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1. What would you do if you heard you got a new neighbor, and then the neighbor in question turned out to be a pirate who knocked on your door and when you answered it, said, "Ahoy, matey! You got a nice bootiful housewarming gift for me and my crew?"

I would say, "I think it's illegal to be a real pirate. And if we've got a housewarming gift for you it'll be from my mom, not me. Wait right there, I'll go ask my mom."

2. What would you do if there was a rat doing trapeze tricks above the stove burner, which he and his assisting rat friends had turned on?

I would think it was gonna be worth a lot of money to showcase these rats, so I 'd capture them and sell them to a circus and get RICH!

3. What would you do if you pulled a carton of eggs out of the fridge and then one of the eggs was hatching while the rest were trembling and gradually cracking open?

I would research on the internet how to care for chickens and raise them for eggs, the unfertilized of which I would give to Daffodil and dad to eat and hatch the fertilized ones.

4. What would you do if you were walking down the street and a three-year-old let go of his balloon and it floated up, and then you heard the balloon's voice in your head saying, "Help, O Great Lord! Use your magic power of flight to save my existence!"

I would try to send a mental message back to the balloon asking how to do that.

5. What would you do if you went down to your kitchen and found Johnny Depp, Nicholas Cage, Jeremy Renner, and Robert Downey Jr. having a party?

I would say, "Greetings, handsome actors! Might I join the festivities?" 

submitted by Joe Dosie Doe, age 14, HypQuest Vortex
(June 24, 2013 - 9:57 am)

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1. What would you do if you heard you got a new neighbor, and then the neighbor in question turned out to be a pirate who knocked on your door and when you answered it, said, "Ahoy, matey! You got a nice bootiful housewarming gift for me and my crew?"

I would do pretty much the same thing as Joe Dosie Doe, except instead of mentioning the illegality of piracy, I would recommend to my mom that she call the police or tat I do it as she talks to the neighbor.

2. What would you do if there was a rat doing trapeze tricks above the stove burner, which he and his assisting rat friends had turned on?

I'd be pretty amazed. I'd want to make money from it as well, but the way animals are treated in circuses appalls me, so I would try to put on my own show, provided my mom let me keep the rats.

3. What would you do if you pulled a carton of eggs out of the fridge and then one of the eggs was hatching while the rest were trembling and gradually cracking open?

First, I would wonder why I opened a carton of eggs, since I'm allergic to them. Next, I would put the eggs in a container (with holes) so that my dog doesn't attack the chicks. Then, I'd tell my mom and suggest that she call the company and ask for a refund, since that sort of thing is not supposed to happen, and maybe we should also find out if it's even legal to sell food eggs that are not only fertile but alive, because if not, one of us should also call whoever it is you call about food laws being broken). After that, I'd explain that I was going to look up what you need to do with chicks as they hatch so that they didn't die right away. Then, I'd do it. After that, I would suggest that we take the chickens somewhere to find out whether they were male or female and find preferably an individual but if absolutely necessary an actual farm that treated their chickens really well, comparatively speaking, and sell them the females, and see if we could find anyone willing to take the males as pets. If not, we'd have to sell them, too, because I certainly would not be allowed to keep them.

4. What would you do if you were walking down the street and a three-year-old let go of his balloon and it floated up, and then you heard the balloon's voice in your head saying, "Help, O Great Lord! Use your magic power of flight to save my existence!"

Nothing. I would assume I was imagining things. If it kept on, I would ask it what it expected me to do, and if it didn't have any ideas, I would think for a while and realize I really ought to have a really long lasso or grappling hook with me at all times, because there was not time to make one. Whether I'd think of anything else, I'm not sure.

5. What would you do if you went down to your kitchen and found Johnny Depp, Nicholas Cage, Jeremy Renner, and Robert Downey Jr. having a party?

I would not recognize them. I would likely notice that one of them looked rather like Johnny Depp, but I wouldn't think it was actually him. Regardless of whether I recognized them, though, I'd be annoyed at my parents for not telling me we'd have company over and go ask them (my parents) what they (the strangers) were doing in our kitchen.
submitted by Ima
(June 24, 2013 - 2:54 pm)

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submitted by Goop, age Gooped age, Goopworld
(June 24, 2013 - 3:12 pm)