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1. What would you do if you received a package that said on it:
FROM Asgard
TO (Your name and address)
THOR'S HAMMER HANDLE WITH CARE
And it had Thor's hammer, the Mjölnir, inside the package?
I would say, "Wow, my own Mjölnir!" And then accidentally drop it on my toe, suffer quite a bit of pain, and go see a doctor.
2. What would you do if a fifteen-year-old boy ran onto your porch, yelled at the top of his lungs, "HOLY GUACAMOLE!" and turned into an avacado with angel wings and a halo?
I would think it very weird, and see if he was able to change back to a boy. If he was not able to revert back to his original form, I would take him to a magician doctor or someone like that.
3. What would you do if you went to take a bath and found a bunch of pirahnas swimming in the bathtub?
I would freak, go call animal control, and tell my parents and Daffodil as well.
4. What would you do if you woke up at Camp Half-Blood in the Aphrodite cabin?
I would wonder if I was dreaming. Once I affirmed that I was not, I would wonder how the heck I could be one of Aphrodite's kids. If I was a demigod, that would be my last suspicion as to whom my godly parent was.
5. What would you do if you were lying awake in your bed, and saw the BFG outside the window, and then he snatched you up in your blankets and took you to Giant Country?
I would think, "Dude, I am so running out of ideas for HypQuests right now to be drawing them from novels I read." Then I would have a long chat with the BFG about which country the bad giants were at the other night, if he was willing to talk about it.
6. What would you do if you woke up in a room full of a bunch of people, and after some conversing with them you found that those people were the other Chatterboxers and Admins?
I would talk to the CBers who were my age about everything that was sort of for teens only that the Admins would not let be discussed on the Chatterbox. Then I would ask BHR out to dinner (if I could muster the courage) and exchange addresses with everybody, since there's no risk in doing it in person, as no one but those whom the addresses are exchanged with can see them, and then try to find a way to escape.
Admin, will you answer this last question, since it involves you and the other Admins?
I would be so happy to meet so many Chatterboxers. I'd thank them for all the conversations, for making each day special, for making me smile and laugh, and tell them how I admire their writings and creativity. Then I'd give each one good wishes for the future, for long after each has grown on to other endeavors, his/her comments will remain a part of us and of Chatterbox forever. Then I'd treat everyone to Ladybug's favorite chocolate chip cookies.
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submitted by Joe Dosie Doe, age 14, Ten HypQuests Vortex
(June 15, 2013 - 8:44 pm)
(June 15, 2013 - 8:44 pm)
You like BHR. For me the last hypquest it'd be my Instagram followers (I want to meet them they're some of the nicest people I've ever met) but y'all too.
(June 16, 2013 - 1:39 am)
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(June 16, 2013 - 4:57 pm)
1. I wouldn't be able to lift the package up. Worthiness problems and all that. Then I'd wonder who was worthy enough to drop it off, because it definitely wasn't Thor.
2. I would catch the flying avocado in a box, then give it to one of my friends for her birthday, because she'd freak out when she opened it.
3. STAB THEM WITH A SPORK.
4. I would ask them to do my hair. Then pay them and buy all their hairspray, because I am out of hairspray.
5. I would ask politely for him to take me home, because anything vaguely cannibalistic disturbs me after watching Hannibal. It wouldn't have bothered me before.
6. I would freak out. Like I did when the Thor trailer came out. And the Agents of SHIELD trailer, because Coulson. I would make high pitched squealing noises. Then I would get everybody's email addresses, make hot chocolate or lemonade (depending on the season) and talk about books. I would thank the Admins for the cookies, then give them hugs for being so good to us.
(June 16, 2013 - 9:04 pm)
I'd also feed everyone cupcakes.
(June 17, 2013 - 7:01 pm)
How cruel!
(June 18, 2013 - 12:14 pm)
1. What would you do if you received a package that said on it:
I would probably be at a complete loss, since I know absolutely nothing about Thor's hammer.
2. What would you do if a fifteen-year-old boy ran onto your
porch, yelled at the top of his lungs, "HOLY GUACAMOLE!" and turned into
an avacado with angel wings and a halo?
Stare for a second, then watch him fly off to avacado Heaven.
3. What would you do if you went to take a bath and found a bunch of pirahnas swimming in the bathtub?
Scream my head off, get a very long pole, drain the tub, never take a bath again. I will shower for the rest of my life.
4. What would you do if you woke up at Camp Half-Blood in the Aphrodite cabin?
Panic severly, and wonder how the heck it was I ended up here, since it is the thing I would absolutely NOT be!
5. What would you do if you were lying awake in your bed, and saw the
BFG outside the window, and then he snatched you up in your blankets and
took you to Giant Country?
Gaze around dumbstruck, explore, and become princess of the land, if it was possible!
6. What would you do if you woke up in a room full of a bunch of people,
and after some conversing with them you found that those people were
the other Chatterboxers and Admins?
Totally freak out, get extremely giddy, talk my head off, exchange addresses etc, and then talk books, (and thank you, JDD)!
(June 17, 2013 - 4:43 pm)
1. What would you do if you received a package that said on it:
FROM Asgard
TO (Your name and address)
THOR'S HAMMER HANDLE WITH CARE
And it had Thor's hammer, the Mjölnir, inside the package?
porch, yelled at the top of his lungs, "HOLY GUACAMOLE!" and turned into
an avacado with angel wings and a halo?
3. What would you do if you went to take a bath and found a bunch of pirahnas swimming in the bathtub?
Make a food line out the window.. BAR the window down. Tight.
4. What would you do if you woke up at Camp Half-Blood in the Aphrodite cabin?
EW! YUCK! GET ME OUT OF HERE! Put on my gas mask and jump out the window!!!!
5. What would you do if you were lying awake in your bed, and saw the
BFG outside the window, and then he snatched you up in your blankets and
took you to Giant Country?
What's this guy doing? Eh... my karate could use a little practice. Then follow him anyway to see what's up.
6. What would you do if you woke up in a room full of a bunch of people,
and after some conversing with them you found that those people were
the other Chatterboxers and Admins?
Be so excited! Get their emails and phone numbers, and be friends with them forever!
(June 17, 2013 - 5:56 pm)
1. Change my name to Roran and then go find Christopher Paolini.
2. Why is he fifteen years old? Does that part even matter? Cut him up and eat him, of course. I love avocados!
3. Hey, this is really random, but Tuscon, AZ just called me. A whole city! Right, the pirahnas. Say "Hey, Mom, can you come in here?" and wait for her scream.
4. Huh, that explains why one of my friend's imaginary friends has a crush on me! Must be my mother's charm rubbing off.
5. Say, "This is great and all, but can I go back to bed? I'm actually pretty tired."
6. Be slightly weirded out at first. First the BFG, now all the Chatterboxers in my room? Why can't I sleep in peace? Then get excited and talk to all you guys. Ask SC about Mercutio. Draw you guys so I can remember what you all look like. Say hi to old friends who have been gone a long time. (Quintus, SilverWing, Jess, etc.) Exchange emails with you guys. Actually... I would have to calm Ruby down first. Poor guy, he'd be so scared he would probably end up rocking in a corner the whole time.
(June 18, 2013 - 12:32 pm)
Ruby is a guy? I thought Ruby was a girl.
(June 18, 2013 - 5:47 pm)
Uhh, well. Ruby prefers to remain gender neutral here, but I needed a pronoun, so I used he because the pseudonym is technically male.
(June 19, 2013 - 1:45 pm)
Oh, that makes sense.
(June 19, 2013 - 3:06 pm)
I shall only answer number six, well at least for now.
6) What would you do if you woke up in a room full of a bunch of people, and after conversing with tem you found that those people were the other Chatterboxers and Admin?
I would be extremely happy, but shy at first. Since we have a lot in common, I'd probably strike up a conversation with someone and then I'd be unshy! It would be so cool to really met all of you! I'd probably talk with Ivy and Daffodil about dance and then talk to Blonde Heroines Rule about Kelsey and Amnester (By the way BHR, sorry about not continuing the story. I'm about to do that.) Thinking about it, I would find it strange to learn your real names and I'd probably find it confusing! It would be neat to meet the Admins because they make the Chatterbox function and make it a success. (Thanks Admins!)
(June 18, 2013 - 4:07 pm)
No prob, Teresa! I've been busy too.
(June 19, 2013 - 5:18 pm)
1. Freak out. In a good way. Then I'd yell "HEIMDALL!!!" go up the Bifrost to Asgard, meet Odin and Thor, ask for a suit of armor and a sword to bring home, and return the hammer. Also, I'd ask if I could meet Loki, because he's an awesome villain. Like, seriously.
2. Make guacamole and try to bring the poor kid back to life.
3. Better than the two scorpions I found this morning.
4. Look in the mirror and see if I became suddenly beautiful. Then look for Annabeth and ask her to teach me sword-fighting.
5. I have no idea who the BFG is.
6. Wonder if I was in the best dream ever!
(June 18, 2013 - 4:37 pm)
@ Red: is this person with the imaginary friends a girl? If so they probably have a crush on you; the imaginary friend is an excuse.
(June 21, 2013 - 6:05 pm)