Chatterbox: Inkwell

Further HypQuests

It recently occured to me that I'm always asking the HypQuests, never answering them. So here I shall do both. (Of course, you can provide your own answers concerning what you would do.)

HypQuests and my answers to them:

1. What would you do if you were guarding a gallery in the Secret Museum of Supposedly Extinct Animals, and then a guy in a ninja suit grabbed you by the shoulder, took the keys to the enclosures off your belt, and hurled you into the megaladon tank and proceeded to free all the extinct terrors, starting with the passenger pigeons and the T-rex second?

My answer: First, I would wonder how the heck I got a job at the SMSEA, because it is TOTALLY not my type, and then I would try to climb out of the tank before the megaladon ate me, and stop the wierd ninja dude. If the megaladon ate me before I could get out, I would pray that someone would save the world from this guy before being digested.

2. What would you do if you found some teenage dude who had started operating an arcade on your porch, and he was letting people come onto your porch and play the games?

My answer: I would tell the dude that an arcade on my porch was an AWESOME idea, but I would have appreciated it if he had asked permission first. Then, becuase I liked the idea, I would go check to see if it was okay with my parents.

3. What would you do if you were sitting in the movie theater, and there was a guy who was getting popcorn everywhere while talking on his phone, and when you went to the usher, he was asleep and could not be waken up?

My answer: I would go and get a job as the theater manager right away, and fire the usher while he was asleep. Then I would tell the unruly theater patron to either be courteus to the other patrons or be kicked out. Then I would quit my job as manager, since getting the job was only for those two purposes, and finish watching the movie.