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Villains Thread!
Okay, you all have villains you invented that you're really really really proud of. So, this is the place for all of them to talk, brag, and try to outvillain each other.
Hi! My name is Sir Percival Twitterton, I'm forty-two years old, and I love throwing seaweed at everyone and anyone. I originated in an SI, then recycled in an RP. I have a dead nephew named Deren, and consider him obnoxious, while everyone else considers me obnoxious. I generally show up when you're annoyed and make it worse. I'm so famous that I'm online and in a programming website (even though they didn't get the unicorns carved into my armor: how dare they?), not to mention that I was the late King Twelfight's most trusted knight, and now I am the same for King Troner. I don't like the Rizlaks, especially their younger daughter for obvious reasons and their youngest son because he's a slayer and that's not a noble profession. Knights are better. WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING? SEAWEED!
Allo, children. I am Mr. Viri, pronounced VAI-rai. I'm an eighth grade science and math teacher, and I traditionally accompany the sixth grade for their five-day trip. Why? I hope to steal all seven Rings that you can get to from the place where they go. I'm also brainwashing an otherwise awesome guy. My full name is Daniel Viri. My last name comes from the way people at Tiffany W.'s school like to say viruses. I have a trademark greeting, 'Allo, children.' that I stole from Rilleyo on Scratch. Oh, almost forgot, I'm an honorary member of the Order of Villainous Mustache Men.
We are the brothers Lord Monoceros and Lord Peanut.
Peanut: Hi, I'm awesome. I'm a vampire slayer, have an army of Pixies of Love, evil heartshaped baloons that meddle in your love life, and I'm bent on killing Sirius Ember and making his life miserable.
Monoceros: Hi, I'm awesomer than my brother. My name means unicorn, I have an army of killer unicorns, I'm from an RP on Scratch, and I have mythical animal control powers. My hobby is bothering this really depressed guy called Obsidian in the hope that he can lose his element powers. He caused a solar eclipse once.
submitted by Tiffany W.
(April 13, 2012 - 3:19 pm)
(April 13, 2012 - 3:19 pm)
Hello. My name is Michael Salvador, and I'm a lawyer. And no, that's not really all you need to know.
You see, I've been looking for someone to tell my secret to. It's been almost ten years. Do you have any idea how hard it is not to talk about something for that long? The people I work with- they might seem intelligent, but really they're idiots. They wouldn't understand.
I found a door to a magical land.
Stop looking at me like that! Do I look like I'm not serious?
That's better.
The time's different there. It took me a long time, but I figured it out through experimentation. It's a ratio of approximately one year inside to one day out. As for what's in there--just a bunch of jungles with some primitive peoples and their backward society. Anyway, I'm going back tomorrow. I've already packed my gun. There's something there I need...
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I am having wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much fun with this. ~Emily L.
(April 13, 2012 - 10:08 pm)
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