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"I DON'T COOK! I'm a scary and powerful fire demon! Blemelemelehhh!"

-- Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle movie version

"Look, guys, trees!"

-- Tiffany in my book (this was said in the middle of the forest)

"I'm Endeyrory Pracea. I'm in love with Draco. My sister is standing next to the evil dude who's about to try and capture us. I like apple pie. Don't steal my dragonfruit. Nice knowing you, it's been fun, all that, yada yada yada, have a nice life, and I hope you don't die."

-- SC

"That explains why you look like Frodo Baggins in Mordor on a bad day."

-- Tiffany in my book (again!)

"Wait. You think that cranberry applesause should work in a sushi bar?"

-- me speaking in code'

"I LIKE WOMBAT ATTACKS!!!"

-- me speaking in code again

"You have to come with me! You're in grave danger!"

"Why?"

"Because I'll kill you if you don't."

-- Conina and Rincewind in Sourcery

I have about a million more, but I have to get off of the computer. 

submitted by Tiffany W., age undefined, I LOVE QUOTES!!!
(March 28, 2012 - 6:24 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

quotes are awesome.

here's one:

 

 

Put yourself in my shoes for a moment here:


  1. You don’t get to eat breakfast.
  2. You get arrested for something you didn’t do.
  3. Your own brother doesn’t try to defend you.
  4. The person who got you in trouble shows up and doesn’t do anything useful.
  5. You get teleported to a distant planet from which you can never return.
  6. You come back to consciousness in a room full of strange looking people, and they are about to dump ice cold water on your face.

Yeah, now you know how my day is going.

-From one novel in progress that I never finished. :)

 

submitted by Snake
(March 29, 2012 - 6:47 pm)

Those are all awesome, Snake and Tiffany!

Any quotes from moi?

 

"I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." [dramatic pause] "I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!" -the ever-awesome Light from Death Note.

"Swag. Swag. Swag. Swag. Swaggy." Me and some of my friends. And Justin Bieber. And one of his songs. But me and mes amies do it WAY better, and out of tune of course!

submitted by Olive
(March 30, 2012 - 5:31 pm)

"Pick it up with chopsticks... drop it.... pick it up.... drop it.... sigh, give up, and use a fork."

-- My poem (about seaweed) 

"Allo, I am a very odd looking dragon. Would you like to be my friend?"

-- Me during art club

"I'll never forget Mr. Viri's face when Syrra trapped him."

"Neither will I. He looked like a moose with indigestion!"

"Err... Sirius... have you ever actually seen a moose with indigestion?"

"Nnnooooo...."

"Then how do you know what a moose with indigestion looks like?"

"Well, I saw Mr. Viri after Syrra trapped him. ANd he looked EXACTLY like a moose with indigestion!"

-- My book (again!)

"BANANA MAN'S A STALKER!!"

-- My entire lit class after reading chapter eight of Tuck Everlasting (we call the odd stalker in the yellow suit Banana Man)

"My name's Henry."

"It's Jack"

"Henry!"

"Jack!!!"

"Jack, Jack, don't be shy!"

"His name is Henry, you idiots!"

"-sigh- Okay, Jack Henry."

--My science class

"THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI!! OH MY GOSH I FOUND THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI!!! AND THE COSINE OF PI!!!"

-- me and a bunch of my friends fooling around with calculators during math class

"Hello, my name is Ekaterina, most people call me Katia because it's easier to pronounce, I like dragons, my favorite number is the cosine of pi, I'm obsessed with someone called Draco, Draco's a girl, and her last name isn't Malfoy."

-- Me introducing myself

"Theoretically, if I had a cookie, I'd give you a cookie, but I don't have a cookie, and you do, so now you have to return a theoretical favor by giving ME a cookie!!!"

-- me being an idiot during lunch

"AHH! York chocolate. -sigh- My grandpa used to give me chocolate..."

"THat's so sad! He died recently, didn't he? I remember you mentioning that... you can have my cookie."

"Err... my grandpa's not dead!! I won't say no to the cookie, though..."

-- Two of my friends

Okay, whatever. 

submitted by Tiffany W., age undefined
(March 30, 2012 - 9:06 pm)

"Are you my grandpa?"

~Something my cousin's other cousin asked me.

"His name is Paul."

"You can't rename Darth Maul Paul!  Do I need to lecture you on Star Wars?"

"Fine... his name is Darth... Paul!"

~My friend and I conversing over his pen.  I'm the second person.

"I can't go watch the kids in the bouncy house right now! Can't you see I am enjoying chips?"

~Me

"Which one do you like better, Peeta or Gale?"

"Peeta."

"You haven't read the next two books yet.  Read them, and then answer."

"I'll still like Peeta."

"All he talks about is bread!"

"But I like bread."

"Don't be a fangirl."

"Seriously.  Bread is amazing."

~My friend and I.  I'm the one who likes bread

"...Jhonen Vasquez."

"Who's Jhonen Vasquez?"

"Please don't say that.  She'll recit his whole biogra-"

"Jhonen Vasquez was born in Mexico (recites whole biography)  And I get to meet him at Invader-Con!"

"I told you so."

~my friend

me

this random guy

"What time is it.  And don't say adventure time."

"Time to get a watch."

"Ha ha.  Time to get a life."

A pause while I contemplate an answer.  I'm awful at comebacks.

"Were you talking to yourself right there?"

"A little.  But I'm not the one who's on disney all day.  Actually, with me, it's starwars and Invader Zim."

~A conversation btwn my friend and me at National Junior Honor Society.

submitted by Melody, age 13, just being awesome
(April 2, 2012 - 2:34 pm)

"I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack!"

"Oh, hi Quintus.... (blah blah blah, et cetera...) WAIT, YOU LEFT?!?!"

Garthwumpian Flopp says ekck. Noooooooooooooooooo! No choking on my watch!

~Quintus! Is really back!

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(April 8, 2012 - 12:33 pm)

Quintus, you're back! Yay! 

"And, for the boys... Peeta Melarch... aka BREAD!!!"

"WOOOHOOO!!!!"

~~~

-starts walking, looks around- "Do the Peacepeepers not like me or something?"

Both are from a Hunger Games reenactment that me and my friends did. I was Peacekeeper 1, and then, for some reason, I was... Cato (don't ask!!). Kind of funny really, because right after that, one of my friends did this Hunger Games app thingy on all of us, and I ended up being a bloodthirsty career.

I do not think of myself as a bloodthirsty career.

But I liked pretending to kill everyone.  

submitted by Tiffany W., age undefined , Dragonland
(April 8, 2012 - 3:32 pm)

"Whew.  That  was close.  I almost ran out of sunny dispostion!"

-My favorite author/illustrator- Jenny Dolfen!!! Also known as GoldSeven.  She's German.  How cool is that???? (I am, too, ethnically at least.)

submitted by Mattie
(April 9, 2012 - 4:51 pm)

"Lord of the Rings is a life style."

-Some user on another website.

"Treat your friends as you would your paintings and show them in their best light."

And here's a nerdy Tolkien joke/quote:

Tolkien: "Not all those who wander are lost."

Maglor: *gives a withering look* "Wanna bet?"

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light."

-Albus Dumbledore

Talkative man: "No. He knows. He knows that I know. But what he doesn't know is that I know that he knows that I know."

Varric: "How do you know that he doesn't know that you know that he knows that you know, you know?"

 

 

submitted by Mattie
(April 9, 2012 - 5:02 pm)
"And [Steve Jobs] hooks up with Wozniak, and the first thing they work on together is a pirate box: it’s a box that lets you hack into the telephone company and steal long-distance calls. 
They don’t just make one of them—they make hundreds of them, and they sell them to  everybody, but they need to test it, so Jobs has Wozniak test the box by using it to place a call to the Vatican—but spoofing the call so it looks like the call is coming from the White House.
So Wozniak does this and says, 'Hello Vatican, this is the White House. I have Henry Kissinger on the line for the Pope.'
And the cardinal—or whoever answers the phone at the Vatican in the middle of the night—says, 'His Holiness is sleeping, but please hold on, we’ll go and wake him.'
And Wozniak says, 'OH MY GOD I’M SORRY DON’T DO THAT THIS WAS A MISTAKE DON’T WAKE THE POPE GOODBYE!'
Because he’s a regular geek so he’s like,'It works, proof of concept!'
Now if Jobs had placed that call, Jobs would’ve said, 
'Excellent. Please go and get him. And while I have you here on the line, listen to the sound of my voice…'"
SO. MUCH. WIN. 
(That's a [censored] quote from Mike Daisey's The Agony and Ecstacy of Steve Jobs. Which has a lot of swearing so I don't reccommend you look it up.)
submitted by TNÖ, age 18, Deep Space
(April 9, 2012 - 10:30 pm)

"I am going to make him go on the roller coaster with me, just to see his reaction.  But I am going to put her between the two of us so I won't be the one he's hugging."

~Me, talking about a field trip to a local theme park.

 

"This is her project.  That little dot, right there."

"Yeah, I get an A for effort."

~My friend and I, telling my other friend about the blank posterboard my friend brought in for an in-class project. 

submitted by Melody, age 13, Just being awesome
(April 11, 2012 - 12:30 pm)

"What are we going to do now, thumb a ride on a passing halibut?!"

~Fred Mertz in I Love Lucy

"Free! Free! Freedom is such sweet bliss!"

~Piper C. from my story (Yes, that's my Chatterbox name!)

Oh, gosh, there are hundreds more I know I want to post, but can't remember exactly what they are.

submitted by PiperC., age 12, Atlantis
(April 14, 2012 - 3:21 pm)

Here is another quote I just found.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." (in a totally sarcastic voice)

~From Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman episode 17 in third season. I totally doubled over with laughter when I heard this.

submitted by PiperC., age 12, Atlantis
(April 14, 2012 - 3:30 pm)

Ooh, Fetch quotes!

 

"It looks like they've found us."

-said by Ruff in a really bad British accent after two Fetchers find beetles.  Yes, he is dressed as a Beatle. 

submitted by Melody, age 13, Just being awesome
(April 18, 2012 - 7:55 pm)

I have another Fetch quote:

 

"Whoa, it looks like Darth Vader!"

~Ruff, in response to seeing a horseshoe crab 

submitted by Melody, age 13, Jest being awesome
(April 21, 2012 - 9:19 am)

You know what's really fun? Replacing random words in Harry Potter quotes with the word, "bacon"!
Example:

"My bacon will hear about this!"
"Harry... you have your mother's bacon."
"Yer a bacon, Harry!"
"But just because it is happening in your head, whyever should that mean it is not bacon?"
"You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of bacon-making. As there is little foolish wand-waving here, many of you
will hardly believe this is magic. I don't expect you will really
understand the beauty of the softly simmering bacon with its
shimmering fumes..."

submitted by Emily L., age 16, WA
(April 14, 2012 - 11:05 pm)
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