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How Harry Potter

How Harry Potter SHould Have Ended. 

Who else is obsessed with How It Should Have Ended? Some of them are pretty... ahem... but my favorite is Harry Potter, and it has nothing... ahem.... about it. It's awesome!!!
(Welcome to Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, a place, I assure you, that is safe for children, and has no history that might threaten our entire existence. But.... there is a giant killer snake downstairs.... and a three headed dog.... on the fourth floor... and a tree.... that can kill you.... and giant spiders... that can eat your face......) 

submitted by Tiffany W., age undefined , DracoSiriusKaleSyrra
(March 24, 2012 - 8:12 pm)

I don't know what that is, but regardless, here's what I think Harry should have done when the Final Battle was occurring and Voldemort wanted him to go into the forest.

He should have immediately gone to Professor Sprout and asked to borrow 2 pairs of earmuffs (one of which should be the pink, fluffy pair) and an adult mandrake. If there were no adult mandrakes at that time, he should have told someone without a price on their head to go and buy one (They'd have earmuffs, too, of course) and that he'd repay them as soon as he could safely access his Gringotts vault. He would then put on earmuffs so that the mandrake wouldn't kill him when it arrived. As soon as he had the mandrake, he should have cast Silencio on it. He should then have hidden it under the Invisibility Cloak and gone to Voldemort. He would then give one pair of earmuffs to Hagrid and offer the pink, fluffy one to Voldemort, which would have gotten him tortured, I'm sure, but it would have been funny. Then he should have put the pair of earmuffs on himself and (wand under Cloak) undone his Silencing Charm. This would easily kill Voldemort and all his death eaters at no danger to himself and be quick enough that Fred, Tonks, etc. wouldn't have to die, and it would also be amusing! Then, of course, he should have cast another Silencing Charm on the mandrake and brought Voldemort's body to the castle so that the Death Eaters fighting would know the cause was lost. (Bellatrix was with Voldemort and therefore would be dead, too, and I don't think the others would try to get revenge once Voldemort was actually dead).

submitted by Ima
(March 24, 2012 - 11:21 pm)

But Nagini. Would get away.

submitted by Emily L., age 16
(April 6, 2012 - 2:59 pm)

TOP!

submitted by Top
(April 5, 2012 - 1:41 pm)