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101 ways to

101 ways to annoy Voldemort

I haven't been here for about a year, but I just might start posting as much as I used to.

Anyway, this was one of my favorite threads when I was here, but now it seems to have died.

So I will restart it!

The point is to post ways to annoy Voldemort, I'll start.

 

1. Send him neon colored wigs every day. (bonus if they light up)

2. When you see him and Bellatrix together, yell "here comes the bride, big fat and wide."

3. Call him Tommy.

What can you come up with? Laughing 

submitted by Blue Moon, your death
(December 21, 2011 - 1:16 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

I love this thread! BTW, let's try to keep count this time, so we can actually see how many we have. This is the second ressurection attempt, by the way.

4. Come up to him with a notebook and pen, and say "Hey, you're the bald freaky-nose guy in Harry Potter, right? What's your name again? Moldy wart? Anyway, I'm a huge Harry Potter fan... can I have your autograph?" BPs for being dressed up in full-on fan garb, complete with fake scar, glasses, and Gryffindor colors.

 

5. Show him the part in AVPM with the tap dancing. BPs for making him sing along, double BPs for getting one or more Death Eaters to watch, triple BPs if one of them is Bellatrix. :)

 

6. FANFICTION.

 

Moldy Wart! I love it!

Admin

submitted by Alexandra, age XIII (13), Never Land
(December 22, 2011 - 11:55 am)

7. Hey... Aren't you... DEAD?

8. *Gets ready with tally-markers* *Speaks to Voldy publicly* "How many times did you try to kill Harry Potter?

Hehe! This is fun!

submitted by Little Sister, age *Giggle*, Annoying Moldy Wart
(December 8, 2014 - 7:40 pm)