Murphy's Laws:

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Murphy's Laws:

Murphy's Laws:

You all know them. The infamous laws that dictate the happenings of everyday life. Such as:

-Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

-Jelly toast always lands jelly-side-down.

And so on... I don't remember all of them right now. But OH WELL.

So, if you know one that is already in existence, or really SHOULD be one of Murphy's laws, say so here.

Garthwumpian Flopp says zhfx.

Quintus- The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the sword is mightier than the paper shredder.

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(November 18, 2011 - 3:37 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

I don't know if this is one, but if it isn't it should be:

If you bring an umbrella, it won't rain. If you don't, it will pour.

submitted by Alexandra, age XIII (13), Never Land
(November 19, 2011 - 8:36 pm)

Yes! Good!

-Broken appliances will always work perfectly in the presence of a mechanic.

-If you tell someone, "watch this!" it is guaranteed that whatever you want them to watch will not happen.

Garthwumpian Flopp says mtyf.

Quintus- The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the sword is mightier than the paper shredder.

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(November 20, 2011 - 5:02 pm)

-If you try your hardest to remember to do do something (i.e. sticky notes, emailing yourself, alarms on your phone, etc.), you will always forget to do it. 

-The more important the task, the more likely you are to fail.

-Cell phones will run out of battery at the exact moment you need to make an urgent call.

 

Cheerful, aren't they? Make you want to be an optimist.

 

 

submitted by Alexandra, age XIII (13), Never Land
(November 22, 2011 - 10:57 am)

Okay... I'm gonna write my own.

 

Just when you are just about done writing your paper, your computer will crash.

 

Said paper was not saved.

 

When you sing really badly because no one is there to see you, your enemy will walk up behind you.

 

Did I get the idea right?

submitted by Analesia, age 13, just being awesome
(November 23, 2011 - 1:08 pm)

Yes! Claro que si!

I... I have been the victim of both of these calamities. 

Garthwumpian Flopp says nmcw.

Quintus- The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the sword is mightier than the paper shredder.

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(November 24, 2011 - 12:07 pm)