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Ways to annoy Voldemort #2! Because the old one died. :,(
Anyway, this turned out to be simply hilarious, so I'm making it again, and you all can have fun with it. You can repost old ones or make up new ones, but please, if you repost your old ones, only do the ones that belong to you. And come up with new ones, too! :D
Anyway...here's my first ten:
1. Follow him around with a microphone and a notepad. Whenever he says anything, scribble on the pad, say, "Uh-huh, I see," and occasionally, "Could you clarify that, please?"
2. Bump into him and say, "OOH great costume! You're going to win first prize for Ugliest Face at the Halloween party!" Grin, pat him on the shoulder, and walk away.
3. Hold up a broken wand and say, "I'm really, really sorry but...I broke your wand." Wait until he's kind of upset, then say, "Ha ha!" pull out another wand and say, "Here it is!" Then snap it in two. Repeat until you finally pull out his wand, snap it in two, and then, when he says, "Ha ha ha, get to the next one," say, "There isn't any," and walk away with his broken wand.
4. Now that his wand's broken, force him to play wizard chess with Harry Potter. Tell him you won't get him a new wand unless he does.
5. Ask him, over and over, if he's sure his father wasn't a vampire.
6. (Here's one of my old ones): Whenever he starts to make a speech, say, loudly, "Yes, yes, I quite agree. You're absolutely right. Good show, old chap." When he stops talking, say, "No, no, by all means, go on, go on."
7. Go away for a while and wait for him to run across you. When he does, pretend to act like his mother: "Where on Earth have you been, young man? You've been with those Death Eaters again, haven't you? Don't try to deny it! We will talk about this later; for now, just go straight to your room. I must say, I'm very disappointed in your behavior." Bonus points if you do it in front of one or more of his Death Eaters.
8. Make him watch Ni Hao, Kai-Lan! ad nauseum. Be far, faaaaar away while he is doing this.
9. Say, "I really don't think you're such a great villian. There are sooo many more good ones. Like Emperor Palpatine, Judge Claude Frollo, Giovanni, Orochimaru, Sauron..." and on. And on.
10. Walk up to him innocently, hand him a Congratulations on your engagement! card, and say, "I'm soooo happy for you two! But doesn't this mean that Bellatrix will be divorcing Rabastan?"
Well, continue on, you lot. I'll be back later! :D
Andy P. C. says puey. Pooey? I resent that...
~Wolfgirl67 signing off.
submitted by Wolfgirl67, age Almost 14!, Back where I belong.
(October 24, 2011 - 7:10 pm)
(October 24, 2011 - 7:10 pm)
YAY!! IT'S BACK!!!
@TNO: I could tell it was you before I even got to your name. :) I do the one about Discworld all the time, and I'm not even trying to be annoying. I also tend to shout, "YOU LIE!!" at everyone a lot. And "SILENCE!!" And "Shut your noisetube, taco human."
@Ima: Hilarious, yet practical. That sounds like just the sort of thing you could actually put in a book, though I doubt Harry would be smart enough to think of it.
@ZB: I LOVE THAT SONG!
@Snake: I thought of that episode, too! Immediately followed by the infinitely less funny Annoying Orange.
1. Make him watch A Very Potter Musical. THE WHOLE THING. Especially the songs that he's in. Double BPs if you get the Death Eaters to watch it, triple BPs if you get Bellatrix to watch it too.
2. Go up to him dressed as a Harry Potter fangirl (Gryffindor badge and all), and say, "Ooh! You're the bald guy who got killed in Harry Potter, aren't you? What's your name again, Moldy Wart?"
3. Tell the Luggage that Voldy killed Twoflower. Especially helpful to grab a folding chair and a bag of popcorn beforehand, though you won't need them for very long.
4. On the same note, tell him all about Rincewind (making it very clear how bad he is at magic), and end with, "Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get there some day. Just keep trying!"
5. Have him explain one of his evil plans, and interrupt after every time he says something with a reference to a book he's never read. This isn't particularly specific to Voldy, just something I've found annoys most everyone else. Double BPs if the Death Eaters have read them and start giggling uncontrollably behind him.
6. Tell him that you like his hair, and you want to know what conditioner he uses. Give him your most innocent smile.
7. Talk about Nargles. :)
(October 30, 2011 - 11:07 pm)
@EL: Right after you said that I went onto FB and read the list again lawlz =D
(October 31, 2011 - 12:53 pm)
Here're a few:
• Tell Voldemort that his fingernails look really bad.
• Offer to give him the money to get a manicure.
• Pout and cry and scream until he agrees to get a manicure.
• During the manicure, make sure you tell whoever's doing his nails to paint them hot pink.
• Afterwards, compliment him on how great his nails look.
• Walk away.
• The next day, walk up to him and say, "Who told you to paint your nails?!?! Pink is sooo not your color."
(November 2, 2011 - 5:18 pm)
-Tell him that Nagini HAS TO GO because she has fleas. Unless her gives her a bubble bath.
- Follow him around saying, "Bother, bother, bother," and tapping him.
- Walk up to him. Then say, "You know that new background that's on Club Penguin? Aren't the puffles just adorable? Do you know where the collectible pin is?" (I don't play Club Penguin. My brother does)
- Say, "YOU think you're CREEPY? You've never met GOLLUM!!"
- Put him under a super-strong Imperius curse, and make him sing the theme song of any cheesy cartoon. On a stage. In front of his Death Eaters.
- Start a Voldemort Fan Club. Have all of the members follow him around, asking for photos and autographs.
- Force him into a pink fluffy unicorn costume. Then start dancing with him and singing, "PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! SNORTING OUT GUMDROPS AND BREATHING OUT COTTON CANDY!!"
- Hug him and say, "Awww!!! You're so cute! You're so flulffy!!! You're so adorable!!!"
- Ask him if he finished his homework. If not, take away his wand until he does YOUR math homework.
-Loudly sing "The Mysterious Ticking Noise."
(November 5, 2011 - 6:40 pm)
Haha!! I <3 those, T.W!
(November 7, 2011 - 8:47 am)
Thanks.
(November 7, 2011 - 8:17 pm)
-Loudly sing the Tobuscus trailer for part 2 of number 7. Emphasize: "People running, running, FLEX!" Get really in his face, waving your arms and carrying on and such.
-Read to him from LoTR and ask him why he doesn't have a magic ring.
-Call him Tommy.
-Take his wand away from him. Tell him that it's not nice to blow things up.
-Quote "A Very Potter Musical" ans "Potter Puppet Pals" to excess.
-Tell him that capes are soooo five seconds ago.
-Et cetera.
Garthwumpian Flopp says rray.
Quintus- The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the sword is mightier than the paper shredder.
(November 18, 2011 - 3:21 pm)