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Soo...um...I'm back and I am posting a "story quiz"-a quiz with slightly random questions that have four answers. They are labeled a, b, c, and d. Once you choose one of those letters, you stay with that letter until the quiz is finished, for loads of belly laughs. Feel free to add your own notes to the answers, as long as they are in apostrophes, and please show your answers in some way. Just copy and paste this quiz, and have fun! Admins, you join in too, all you have to do is pick a letter and tell us which one you picked.
Ready? Here we go! :D
Do you vant to push ze big red button? *evil grin*
A) I...don't think so. Big red buttons are usually linked to missiles. If not missiles, then it's usually: "Ten seconds to self-destruct." Yeah, I leave the big red button alone.
B) I really shouldn't...but I want to...but I really shouldn't...but I want to...
C) Okay! *pushes*
D) Um...*backs away slowly* I...um...
Push the big red button.
A) No.
B) Ohhh....I know I shouldn't...I'll just turn around and not look at it, that's what I'll do. *turns around*
C) Umm...I did. *pushes again, and again for good measure*
D) *backs away more quickly* No thank you.
You want to push the big red button. I command you to push the big red button. The future depends on your pushing the big red button.
A) No I don't, I don't care, no it doesn't.
B) Stop torturing me! *ties hands behind back with the help of A* There! Now I can't push it!
C) I did already! Grr...*pushpushpushpush*
D) *starts to jog away* Gotta get out of this madhouse...
Hah! The big red button has opened umpteen different doors, leading to huge vaults, filled with Hot Pink Bunnies!
A) See? I told you something bad would happen.
B) It wasn't me! Honest! It was all C's fault!
C) *pouts* But...but...it was big! And red! And the voice told me to do it! And I wuv HPBs!
D) *runs for the door, only to be bowled over by the enthusiastic HPBs*
The HPBs are all telling you to push the big red button again, to release more HPBs!
A) There's more of them?! EVACUATE!
B) When we get to the next room, could someone untie my hands?
C) OK, I stopped loving the Hot Pink Bunnies. *runs for the next room*
D) *stands up, gets pulled into the next room by A*
Here is a big purple button. Push it.
A) Not again! *facepalmheaddesk*
B) *holds out hands* Tie them again, please.
C) Okay! *pushes*
D) *hides* I never wanted to be involved in this.
Go on. Push it. It won't hurt you.
A) Suuure it won't...did you know that if you say "gullible" really slowly, it sounds like green beans?
B) *tries to push button with foot* Can someone tie my legs, too?
C) I did push it! *pushes* Gullible sounds like green beans? OK! Guuuullliiiibbbllle...hey wait a minute...
D) *heads for the door into the next room* When you're all done in here, just come in and see me, 'kay?
Mwahahaha! The big purple button has opened umpteen different doors, leading to huge vaults, filled with Lime Green Lizards!
A) See? What did I tell you? Big buttons are trouble. *nodnod*
B) Arrgh! Help! I can't escape the LGLs! Somebody untie me!
C) Bu-bu-but...I trusted you, voice! I trusted you! Although the LGLs are kind of cute...
D) *is safe in the next room, settling down on an armchair to read and eat buttered scones*
The LGLs are controlled by a fiendish robot trying to take over the city!
A) You wouldn't be that robot, would you? Let's go to the next room, I smell scones.
B) HEEEELP! *is untied by A*
C) OK, they're not cute any more. Wait! Where are you taking me? Heeeeelp...*is dragged into vault as a hostage*
D) Hi guys! Where's C?
Here is a big blue button. Push it.
A) Oh, shut up. We need to figure out where C is.
B) Where did we last see him/her?
C) I'M DOWN HERE IN THE VAULT! Oooh, a big blue button? Where?
D) Have a scone while you figure out what to do. Both of you.
To rescue C, you must battle your way through the LGLs and...
A) And?
B) Oh, poor C...
C) I want to push the big blue button!
D) Hmmm...something tells me I know what the voice wants you to do...
Push the big blue button.
A) *sticks duct tape over speaker* Shutupshutup. Let's go get C.
B) Let's! *stands up* All for one and one for all, that's us!
C) BIIIG BLUUUE BUTTOOON! *breaks out of vault and into the room* *pushes*
D) I knew it would say that!
Haha! The big blue button has been pushed! Now there are...um...gee...
A) You don't know what you're going to send out, do you?
B) C! You're alright! *hugs*
C) *hugs* Wait...the big blue button isn't working...*pushes**pushes**pushespushespushes*
D) I'm leaving with my book and scones. Come see me in the next room. *leaves*
Dark Blue Cows! Yes! The big blue button opened umpteen different doors leading to huge vaults filled with Dark Blue Cows!
A) Dark. Blue. Cows. ...I'm leaving.
B) Come on, C, let's go share some buttered scones.
C) Aw...but the DBCs are so cuute...
D) SCONES! BOOKS! ARMCHAIRS!
Here is a big green button. Push it.
A) *duct-tapes speaker* Never again.
B) *ties C up* Here, have a scone. *stuffs in mouth*
C) Mmmmfffllufff...mmokaaa...
D) *reads* *becomes deaf to the world, as all true readers do*
Please push the big green button?
A) Don't either of you dare! *glares at B and C*
B) I'm not, I'm not! I'm helping C eat his/her scone!
C) MMMMMFFF! MUOOOON! MUUUU!
D) *continues to read*
Well, okay. Have fun, everybody!
A) We will once you've left.
B) *takes scone out of mouth* What was that, C, dear?
C) *coughs* I want to push the button! Pwease?
D) *reads*
The end!
A) NO! No buttons!
B) *stuffs scone back in mouth* Eat that and you'll feel much better.
C) No I mffmmffflll...
D) Will you all stop making so much noise? I'm trying to read, like a good CBer!
Well, I hope you like it. So I don't have to post the quiz all over again, I pick B. Have fun!
Andy P. C. says fywi. For your information, w...que? No comprendo, Senor Andy...
~Wolfgirl67 signing off.
OK. I picked C and read the C story. Very clever, Wolfgirl.
Admin
submitted by Wolfgirl67, age ~13~, Making a quiz. :)
(June 19, 2011 - 6:58 pm)
(June 19, 2011 - 6:58 pm)
I chose A. Ooobviously.
(June 20, 2011 - 6:46 am)
@Admin: Thank you! I like the C story too. :)
@AAA: I thought you would, somehow. A's the only one with any sense. XD
@Thread: I command you to go to the top! At once! Immediately!
Andy P. C. says hhfa. Hafa? *shrugs*
~Wolfgirl67 signing off.
(June 20, 2011 - 5:39 pm)
First of all, WELCOME BACK!!! I almost made a "Missing Chatterboxer" Thread! :) I picked B. Hilarious! XD
(June 21, 2011 - 9:05 am)
I picked a and I have to say (oo that rhymes) that it is uber clever and I never could have thought of that. Good job WolfGirl67!
(June 21, 2011 - 12:44 pm)
@Elizabeth M.: Oops, I didn't mean to worry anybody...:S Anyway, here I am, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours! (Stevie Wonder song. Look it up on Youtube.) XD I cracked up while I was writing it.
@Christina M.: It does! :D And I'm glad you think I'm clever. :)
Andy P. C. syas pdzd. Puddle buzzed...IDK.
~Wolfgirl67 signing off.
(June 21, 2011 - 2:53 pm)
Do you vant to push ze big red button? *evil grin*
A) I...don't think so. Big red buttons are usually linked to missiles. If not missiles, then it's usually: "Ten seconds to self-destruct." Yeah, I leave the big red button alone.
B) I really shouldn't...but I want to...but I really shouldn't...but I want to...
C) Okay! *pushes*
D) Um...*backs away slowly* I...um...
Push the big red button.
A) No.
B) Ohhh....I know I shouldn't...I'll just turn around and not look at it, that's what I'll do. *turns around*
C) Umm...I did. *pushes again, and again for good measure*
D) *backs away more quickly* No thank you.
You want to push the big red button. I command you to push the big red button. The future depends on your pushing the big red button.
A) No I don't, I don't care, no it doesn't.
B) Stop torturing me! *ties hands behind back with the help of A* There! Now I can't push it!
C) I did already! Grr...*pushpushpushpush*
D) *starts to jog away* Gotta get out of this madhouse...
Hah! The big red button has opened umpteen different doors, leading to huge vaults, filled with Hot Pink Bunnies!
A) See? I told you something bad would happen.
B) It wasn't me! Honest! It was all C's fault! (Although, I'll keep the bunnies)
C) *pouts* But...but...it was big! And red! And the voice told me to do it! And I wuv HPBs!
D) *runs for the door, only to be bowled over by the enthusiastic HPBs*
The HPBs are all telling you to push the big red button again, to release more HPBs!
A) There's more of them?! EVACUATE!
B) When we get to the next room, could someone untie my hands?
C) OK, I stopped loving the Hot Pink Bunnies. *runs for the next room*
D) *stands up, gets pulled into the next room by A*
Here is a big purple button. Push it.
A) Not again! *facepalmheaddesk*
B) *holds out hands* Tie them again, please.
C) Okay! *pushes*
D) *hides* I never wanted to be involved in this.
Go on. Push it. It won't hurt you.
A) Suuure it won't...did you know that if you say "gullible" really slowly, it sounds like green beans?
B) *tries to push button with foot* Can someone tie my legs, too?
C) I did push it! *pushes* Gullible sounds like green beans? OK! Guuuullliiiibbbllle...hey wait a minute...
D) *heads for the door into the next room* When you're all done in here, just come in and see me, 'kay?
Mwahahaha! The big purple button has opened umpteen different doors, leading to huge vaults, filled with Lime Green Lizards!
A) See? What did I tell you? Big buttons are trouble. *nodnod*
B) Arrgh! Help! I can't escape the LGLs! Somebody untie me! (oh, wait. They're kinda cute *lizard tries to bite her* Never mind...)
C) Bu-bu-but...I trusted you, voice! I trusted you! Although the LGLs are kind of cute...
D) *is safe in the next room, settling down on an armchair to read and eat buttered scones*
The LGLs are controlled by a fiendish robot trying to take over the city!
A) You wouldn't be that robot, would you? Let's go to the next room, I smell scones.
B) HEEEELP! *is untied by A*
C) OK, they're not cute any more. Wait! Where are you taking me? Heeeeelp...*is dragged into vault as a hostage*
D) Hi guys! Where's C?
Here is a big blue button. Push it.
A) Oh, shut up. We need to figure out where C is.
B) Where did we last see him/her?
C) I'M DOWN HERE IN THE VAULT! Oooh, a big blue button? Where?
D) Have a scone while you figure out what to do. Both of you.
To rescue C, you must battle your way through the LGLs and...
A) And?
B) Oh, poor C...
C) I want to push the big blue button!
D) Hmmm...something tells me I know what the voice wants you to do...
Push the big blue button.
A) *sticks duct tape over speaker* Shutupshutup. Let's go get C.
B) Let's! *stands up* All for one and one for all, that's us!
C) BIIIG BLUUUE BUTTOOON! *breaks out of vault and into the room* *pushes*
D) I knew it would say that!
Haha! The big blue button has been pushed! Now there are...um...gee...
A) You don't know what you're going to send out, do you?
B) C! You're alright! *hugs*
C) *hugs* Wait...the big blue button isn't working...*pushes**pushes**pushespushespushes*
D) I'm leaving with my book and scones. Come see me in the next room. *leaves*
Dark Blue Cows! Yes! The big blue button opened umpteen different doors leading to huge vaults filled with Dark Blue Cows!
A) Dark. Blue. Cows. ...I'm leaving.
B) Come on, C, let's go share some buttered scones. (Ooh... They're so cute. But I'm hungry. Leaving)
C) Aw...but the DBCs are so cuute...
D) SCONES! BOOKS! ARMCHAIRS!
Here is a big green button. Push it.
A) *duct-tapes speaker* Never again.
B) *ties C up* Here, have a scone. *stuffs in mouth*
C) Mmmmfffllufff...mmokaaa...
D) *reads* *becomes deaf to the world, as all true readers do*
Please push the big green button?
A) Don't either of you dare! *glares at B and C*
B) I'm not, I'm not! I'm helping C eat his/her scone!
C) MMMMMFFF! MUOOOON! MUUUU!
D) *continues to read*
Well, okay. Have fun, everybody!
A) We will once you've left.
B) *takes scone out of mouth* What was that, C, dear?
C) *coughs* I want to push the button! Pwease?
D) *reads*
The end!
A) NO! No buttons!
B) *stuffs scone back in mouth* Eat that and you'll feel much better.
C) No I mffmmffflll...
D) Will you all stop making so much noise? I'm trying to read, like a good CBer!
(June 21, 2011 - 4:24 pm)
Do you vant to push ze big red button? *evil grin*
A) I...don't think so. Big red buttons are usually linked to missiles.
If not missiles, then it's usually: "Ten seconds to self-destruct."
Yeah, I leave the big red button alone.
B) I really shouldn't...but I want to...but I really shouldn't...but I want to...
C) Okay! *pushes*
D) Um...*backs away slowly* I...um...
Push the big red button.
A) No.
B) Ohhh....I know I shouldn't...I'll just turn around and not look at it, that's what I'll do. *turns around*
C) Umm...I did. *pushes again, and again for good measure*
D) *backs away more quickly* No thank you.
You want to push the big red button. I command you to push the big red
button. The future depends on your pushing the big red button.
A) No I don't, I don't care, no it doesn't.
B) Stop torturing me! *ties hands behind back with the help of A* There! Now I can't push it!
C) I did already! Grr...*pushpushpushpush*
D) *starts to jog away* Gotta get out of this madhouse...
Hah! The big red button has opened umpteen different doors, leading to huge vaults, filled with Hot Pink Bunnies!
A) See? I told you something bad would happen.
B) It wasn't me! Honest! It was all C's fault!
C) *pouts* But...but...it was big! And red! And the voice told me to do it! And I wuv HPBs!
D) *runs for the door, only to be bowled over by the enthusiastic HPBs*
The HPBs are all telling you to push the big red button again, to release more HPBs!
A) There's more of them?! EVACUATE!
B) When we get to the next room, could someone untie my hands?
C) OK, I stopped loving the Hot Pink Bunnies. *runs for the next room*
D) *stands up, gets pulled into the next room by A*
Here is a big purple button. Push it.
A) Not again! *facepalmheaddesk*
B) *holds out hands* Tie them again, please.
C) Okay! *pushes*
D) *hides* I never wanted to be involved in this.
Go on. Push it. It won't hurt you.
A) Suuure it won't...did you know that if you say "gullible" really slowly, it sounds like green beans?
B) *tries to push button with foot* Can someone tie my legs, too?
C) I did push it! *pushes* Gullible sounds like green beans? OK! Guuuullliiiibbbllle...hey wait a minute...
D) *heads for the door into the next room* When you're all done in here, just come in and see me, 'kay?
Mwahahaha! The big purple button has opened umpteen different doors, leading to huge vaults, filled with Lime Green Lizards!
A) See? What did I tell you? Big buttons are trouble. *nodnod*
B) Arrgh! Help! I can't escape the LGLs! Somebody untie me!
C) Bu-bu-but...I trusted you, voice! I trusted you! Although the LGLs are kind of cute...
D) *is safe in the next room, settling down on an armchair to read and eat buttered scones*
The LGLs are controlled by a fiendish robot trying to take over the city!
A) You wouldn't be that robot, would you? Let's go to the next room, I smell scones.
B) HEEEELP! *is untied by A*
C) OK, they're not cute any more. Wait! Where are you taking me? Heeeeelp...*is dragged into vault as a hostage*
D) Hi guys! Where's C?
Here is a big blue button. Push it.
A) Oh, shut up. We need to figure out where C is.
B) Where did we last see him/her?
C) I'M DOWN HERE IN THE VAULT! Oooh, a big blue button? Where?
D) Have a scone while you figure out what to do. Both of you.
To rescue C, you must battle your way through the LGLs and...
A) And?
B) Oh, poor C...
C) I want to push the big blue button!
D) Hmmm...something tells me I know what the voice wants you to do...
Push the big blue button.
A) *sticks duct tape over speaker* Shutupshutup. Let's go get C.
B) Let's! *stands up* All for one and one for all, that's us!
C) BIIIG BLUUUE BUTTOOON! *breaks out of vault and into the room* *pushes*
D) I knew it would say that!
Haha! The big blue button has been pushed! Now there are...um...gee...
A) You don't know what you're going to send out, do you?
B) C! You're alright! *hugs*
C) *hugs* Wait...the big blue button isn't working...*pushes**pushes**pushespushespushes*
D) I'm leaving with my book and scones. Come see me in the next room. *leaves*
Dark Blue Cows! Yes! The big blue button opened umpteen different doors leading to huge vaults filled with Dark Blue Cows!
A) Dark. Blue. Cows. ...I'm leaving.
B) Come on, C, let's go share some buttered scones.
C) Aw...but the DBCs are so cuute...
D) SCONES! BOOKS! ARMCHAIRS!
Here is a big green button. Push it.
A) *duct-tapes speaker* Never again.
B) *ties C up* Here, have a scone. *stuffs in mouth*
C) Mmmmfffllufff...mmokaaa...
D) *reads* *becomes deaf to the world, as all true readers do*
Please push the big green button?
A) Don't either of you dare! *glares at B and C*
B) I'm not, I'm not! I'm helping C eat his/her scone!
C) MMMMMFFF! MUOOOON! MUUUU!
D) *continues to read*
Well, okay. Have fun, everybody!
A) We will once you've left.
B) *takes scone out of mouth* What was that, C, dear?
C) *coughs* I want to push the button! Pwease?
D) *reads*
The end!
A) NO! No buttons!
B) *stuffs scone back in mouth* Eat that and you'll feel much better.
C) No I mffmmffflll...
D) Will you all stop making so much noise? I'm trying to read, like a good CBer!
I picked D as you could see. It was very amusing Wolfgirl67
(June 21, 2011 - 4:32 pm)