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Pie Wars!!!!!!!!!
Pie Wars!!!!!!!!!
Just so you know, I made this because I was bored, so don't blame me if you think I'm crazy.
Anyways....I declare a PIE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! [} [} [} [} [} [} [} [} [} % (that's someone who's falling over because they got hit by a pie. His eyes also got knocked out of whack) Who's next to throw/get hit by a pie?
submitted by Princess P.
(April 29, 2011 - 3:40 pm)
(April 29, 2011 - 3:40 pm)
How about some pumpkin pies.
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Okay I think that's everybody. *Gets hit in the face with a cherry pie*
Nope not quite everybody.
(May 8, 2011 - 8:44 pm)
*throws pies at everyone* [} [} [} [} [} [} [} [} [} *WHAM!* *pies splatter everywhere*
"I am Princess P. the Pie Thrower! No one can defeat me!"
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"Well, almost nobody."
(May 10, 2011 - 9:23 am)
*Buries everyone in an enormous pile of pudding pies and climbs on top of the pile* I win!
*Gets hit with a pie* Okay, maybe not.
(May 11, 2011 - 10:40 am)
What about banana cream pies?
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Chocolate mousse pudding pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(May 11, 2011 - 5:48 pm)
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*madly throws pies everywhere*
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh, yeah. They're cherry.
(May 14, 2011 - 5:40 pm)
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(May 15, 2011 - 4:43 pm)
Hi, Shuli J.!! Are you new? Yeah, I know, this is sort of fun! It sounds a little bit crazy at first, but once you get into it, it's sort of like a new sport!
*madly throws pies everywhere*
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"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! No one can defeat me!"
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"Or, not..."
(May 16, 2011 - 11:24 am)
*throws pies at the Chatterbox website because this thread isn't at the top!!!!!!
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(May 25, 2011 - 11:01 am)
Top top top please!
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(I thought I'd throw a pie in while I'm at it!)
(May 25, 2011 - 2:43 pm)
Please post on this thread or you will soon be splattered with pie!!!
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(May 26, 2011 - 3:43 pm)
HI EVERYONE!! I am PieWarrior586748653 and I am a pie'throwing robot! You cannot conquer me! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Mwahahahahaha! I stand the victor of this pie war! Through my valor and bravery and untiring pie-throwing arms I have WON THE WAR!!!!!!!!!
(May 27, 2011 - 2:16 pm)
Or have you???
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Pie Warrior 19283729 cannot be defeated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(May 27, 2011 - 7:22 pm)
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Bwahahaha!!!! Mwahahahaha!!!!
Τhat, my friends, was the BIGGEST PIE EVER!!!!!!!! YYYYEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! This pie war is over!
Spammy says micr. Micro pie? Sure! Here: . It's really small and seen from a bird's eye view :)
(May 28, 2011 - 7:42 am)
I do not believe that was the biggest pie yet, PieWarrior. I will refuse to print your silly sequence of numbers, for I believe it is uneccessary. I have the same thoughts when it comes to cherry pie and excessive wahaha-ing.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is La Pier, and my real identity is unknown, as it should be. My training: A diploma of the highest degree from The Baker's Institute, 28 years of brutal training, and advanced sessions of clown pie-ing from some figures I will simply refer to as "The Experts". My arensal: 72 cookbooks, 50 different flavors of pie (key lime, chocolate, lemon, strawberry, blueberry, rasberry, pumpkin, cream, banana, banana cream, and several others. Random lists are uneccessary.), and a 26 degree black belt in karate. I admire these numbers. Numbers are keys to the door of the world.
I am a lone operator, but for this one occasion, I am willing to accept others to help me create an empire. I have the perfect place picked out:
This is a seemingly small control room- and yet it can see over all of the Land of Pies. Who knows what other secrets may be found here? Wouldn't you like to join and find out?
Some of you are laughing, I know. You assume that I am a fool. But, I think I am the wiser. I've spent years examining the pie wars threads, improving strategies used by my heroes, the great TNO and Bellatrix. I've seen the parts you played, and I know your plans for this battle. You think that you have it all--but the truth is, I hold the last card. It just so happens to be the winner of the game--the Ace of Clubs. (Metaphors are so underestimated--another one of my many beliefs.) Before long, I shall be the true ruler of the Land of Pies. I'm sure a few of you would love the power--so why wait when you can join... La Pier?
(May 30, 2011 - 11:11 am)
Topsers
(May 31, 2011 - 6:26 am)