Chickens taking over

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Chickens taking over

Chickens taking over the world.

Sure, some of us have tried to take over the world. And are still trying, sort of. (if it's by pie, jellybeans, or some game, it doesn't matter) But, according to *checks*  Dr. Komaligino, Animal Psychologist, chickens have a growing brain capacity. And apparently, according to Dr. Komaligino, in 2200 chickens might actually be able to try (and maybe even succeed) at taking over the world. 

 Think on this. Especially if you keep chickens. And/or eat them. ;-) 

 Source: wiki answers

 P.S. (if that's a good term for a post of any kind) Chickens taking over the world is a good storyline. :-P

submitted by Olive
(December 15, 2010 - 5:37 pm)

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I KNEW IT!!!

Seriously, my friend's chickens are evil and they are totally going to take over the world someday. We have in fact had several conversations about this, and how best to defend ourselves. 

*feels vindicated* 

submitted by TNÖ, age 17, Deep Space
(December 15, 2010 - 6:37 pm)

0.o Tell me this is a hoax. This has got to be a hoax. *googles* Olive, that has to be a hoax. For one thing, wiki-answers was the only hit that came up when I googled the name; if he was a well-known animal psychologist, there would have been more. For another, you can't administer an IQ test to a chicken, as the test requires that the testee be able to communicate with the tester, as well as to (I think) be able to read and do arithmetic problems. Not to mention: How can "recent research" show that something has been happening "over the past fifty years"? And brain size is not neccessarily an indication of intelligence - look at dinosaurs. The "psychologist" also advises that you "limit your chickens [sic] daily intake of limit your chickens daily intake of growth hormones and ripped Algebra books" - why would anyone feed their chicken paper in the first place? Most people wouldn't give a chicken hormones, either. Wiki-answers can be edited by anyone, and I think that someone is simply enjoying themself by putting false information there. 

Also, random: I have a virtual chicken. Her name is Bellatrix, and a Purple Elephant gave her to me, along with a leather jacket. If you understood that, you win a potato. 

submitted by ZNZ, age Lucky 13, Death's Domain
(December 15, 2010 - 8:17 pm)

THAT'S WHAT THE CHICKENS WANT YOU TO THINK!!!!

/paranoia

Of course it's a hoax. But ssh, don't tell anyone, it's more fun that way. Also also, chickens are evil enough for this to be true. HAVE YOU EVER MET REAL CHICKENS?! NO? THEY ARE EVIL, TRUST ME. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 17, Deep Space
(December 16, 2010 - 8:23 pm)

Plus, I don't believe growth hormones can actually affect intelligence. 

submitted by ZNZ, age Lucky 13, Death's Domain
(December 16, 2010 - 9:34 pm)

@ZNZ: Good point. That's sad though. But there are twice as many chickens as their are humans. (I think. Or something like that. But I'm pretty sure there are more chickens than humans.) 

submitted by Olive
(December 16, 2010 - 4:54 pm)

Oh, I just Googled Dr. Komaligino. The only result was the wiki answers. Oops. 

submitted by Olive
(December 16, 2010 - 4:57 pm)

Does that make it a Googlewack?

submitted by Charlotte, age 12, Lost in my mond
(December 16, 2010 - 9:17 pm)

@Charlotte: Yup. :-)

submitted by Olive
(December 18, 2010 - 11:46 am)