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Hello! This is the place where you give funny random facts about things, true or false! Though they have to be funny, you can post on any topic! Also, try to put them in news script, like so:
(Theme song) bah BAH bah bah,ban, bah BAH bah bah, dum,dum dum
"Hello there, folks! This is your freindly chatterbox reporter ALD, and I'm here to give you the latest scoops. Today we'll be talking to our curenty sick reporter, Kathleen Kenny (if your name happens to be Kathleen Kenny, circumstances are purly coincedentel, I swear by the tooth fairy). She has come down with the recent epedimic, the"Bieber Fever". Let's see how it all started:
"Hey Kathleen! Er, how are you feelin'?"
" Baby! Baby! Not to great, ALD.I've(Baby! Baby) got the Bieber Fever."
"So I see. And, um, what are the simptoms?"
" Oh, uncontroleble(Baby! Baby!) hairgrowth and I can't stop saying (Baby! Baby!) baby baby."
"Right. So folks, the only way to not catch this is to avoid going to JB concerts and to try not to listen to JB CDs. Or just stay like me, and don't listen to Bieber at all! (Baby! Baby!). Er, I didn't (Baby! Baby!)say that!
"For other news Spam guy says "kadf" what the heck does that (Baby! Baby!) mean? geez, I wish that would stop."
Bah BAH bah bah, dum dum dum.
submitted by ALD, age 11, the earth
(December 7, 2010 - 9:41 am)
(December 7, 2010 - 9:41 am)
*Christmas Mix Song plays as the starting theme song* "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Falalalalalalalala"
"And here, reporting liiive from M.O.N. (middle of nowhere) is Claire Qwertyuiop"
"Hello there folks!"*big, cheesy smile* "I am here in MON, and to be honest nothing much is happening." "The most recent activity was a girl of about eight years old coming in to use the bathroom. No relation to the participants of the household."
"The dog, of the name Spencer, has moved in and out of the living room in the past 10-15 minutes."
"All right, while we're waiting for something worthwhile to happen here, lets do a f-l-a-s-h-b-a-c-k to what happened eariler at school today."
"The girl of age 12 got a 100% on her math test." "She also watched the snow fall."
"And now....The Weather......In this area of Wisconsin, it has snowed about two inches tonight, and hopefully will snow overnight so that school won't start untill ten o'clock am.
"And now back to you Elizabeth...."
That was fun. Hope it wasn't too boring...
=D
Oh, and admins. TO THE TOP!
Spammy says gd ho.... add some letters.....good holly. hmmm. Decorating spammy?
(December 9, 2010 - 6:38 pm)
Looks like that "TO THE TOP!"didn't go over to well!
(December 10, 2010 - 5:47 am)
OK, maybe it did...
Anyway, your back with live reporter, ALD!
"Today we hope to contact ZNZ and ask her how she got the idea to do a funny HP chapter book. ZNZ, how did you get the idea for an enourmously funny chapter book about HP?
(December 11, 2010 - 12:30 am)
Well, ALD, I've always loved Harry Potter. But there are quite a few plot holes, especially in the movies. I just wanted to have some good-natured fun with some of my favourite books and point out some things that just don't make sense.
(December 11, 2010 - 2:51 pm)
Cool! I honestly never would have been able to do that, but you obviously do it pretty well! Thanks for talking with us.
(December 11, 2010 - 11:11 pm)
Oh, I'm never too busy to talk with my fans, ALD. (And thank you for the compliments - they fill me with gladness.)
(December 12, 2010 - 1:14 pm)
You're welcome! Anyway, if you, dear spectators, would like to become a reporter and talk to the celebs, then all you have to do is fill out the quiz paper below! I'm uploading it right now...
WHAT is your ice cream?
WHICH is your favorite theme park?
WHERE is your favorite country?
WHY is that your ice cream? (strawberry is way better)
HOW can that be yor favorite theme park, Six Flags rules!
Oops. I accidentally uploaded my brother's quiz sheet by mistake. Well, just fill out this quiz sheet and we'll see how you do (bonus points go to those of you who like strawberry and Six Flags).
(December 12, 2010 - 11:22 pm)
WHAT is your ice cream? Mint Chocolate Chip....Yummmm!
WHICH is your favorite theme park? I am not a theme park person...if there were a theme park called "bookparkland", then GO BookParkLand! I know, odd name...
WHERE is your favorite country?I think it would be "WHAT is your favorite country..." Oh well. Um, France..Italy? I don't know.
WHY is that your ice cream? (strawberry is way better) because it is mint-y and choclate-y and chip-y (ok, maybe not that last one...)
HOW can that be yo(u)r favorite theme park, Six Flags rules! hope you don't mind, but i added a u to your (or yor) because it was spelt wrong....um, Books Are Awesome! Yeah!
(December 14, 2010 - 7:09 pm)
Uh, yeah, my brother must have forgotten to put the "u" there, and so, even though you don't get any bonus points, you're hired anyway, so go out there get some scoops!
P.S. No offense, but it might be good if you report under a different name, something you can pronounce.
For the news today spam guy actually said "ytop". Yes, I know, this should go to the top!
(December 15, 2010 - 1:21 am)
Thank You.
I hope that Miss Qwerty is better...I pronounce it QWER-ty. Maybe that will help. If not, I can change it to something short, like CEE or, um, something else...Eliza? maybe.
Glad to be hired. This is the second job I have had here on CB....My first one was helping out @ a bookstore/cafe in um..CaC, I think. That kinda fell out because I stopped coming to CB because of school, and I got busy and forgot somewhat (I know, *gasp* I somewhat forgot about CB!). Don't worry, you won't be disapointed in hiring me...blah blah blah all that stuff....... Now Who Shall I Interview???(NWSII)?????? Let us see...or perhaps you would like to assign......
Well.
Signing Out of CB network now.
*Big Cheesy Smile, Waves*
p.s. I didn't even know I was applying for a job to be honest. But all is well!
=D
(December 15, 2010 - 9:37 pm)
WHAT is your ice cream? Vanilla!
WHICH is your favorite theme park? Not a them park person, mostly because I've never been to one. Another youth squandered...
WHERE is your favorite country? Australia!
WHY is that your ice cream? (strawberry is way better) It tastes good! And you can top it with everything!
HOW can that be yor favorite theme park, Six Flags rules! Well, like I said, never been to one...
By the way, I will be referring to myself as Miss Violet and I will be reporting from Colorado.
(December 15, 2010 - 10:40 pm)