Chatterbox: Down to Earth

SI!  Which means "Secret Identity".  There are a couple new people here, so let me quickly explain.  In an SI, we pretend to be someone else. In this SI, you can pretend to be whatever.  Sometimes we have certain types of people, or themes, but I think in this one, just be whoever you'd like.  It could be a made-up person, or an actual person.  On Nov. 1st, we'll begin the guessing.  You try to guess who is pretending to be who.  Here we go!

*sigh* Nice to meet you.  *steps out of the shadows* Wait!  Please don't back away.  *holds out hand* See? I won't hurt you.  I used to be beautiful.  *strokes hair*  I used to be a princess.  You see, I was out in the forest one day, with my body guard, Rammon, picking flowers.  *innocent smile* I saw a cute, little, bunny hiding behind a bush, and approached it, with Rammon close behind. As quick as a blink, the bunny transformed into an evil hag, and zapped me with her wand.  Now I am this.  A poor, ugly, dirty peasant with bunny ears and dull, gray eyes.  *sighs* I haven't had company in so long.  It is very nice to have someone to talk to.  *perks up* *listens* Coming, Adelaide!  The palace kicked me out as soon as they saw my ears.  I now work for Adelaide, a peasant, and help her with housework and laundry. *listens again*  She calls me now.  If I'm late, I'll get the whip!  *stands up and runs* *turns around* We can talk later.  *dashes for straw hut*