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Stupid things you've done!
As the title says, here we put dumb things we've done.
Thing you did:
Result:
Example:
There's a form. Some of mine:
Thing you did: Slapped myself. Hard.
Result: OW!!!!
Example: *slap* "OW!"
Thing you did: Ran up and down a steep slope that turned out to be very hard.
Result: Skinned knee.
Example: *run* *run* *run* *trip* "AIEECH!"
Thing you did: Answer someone's question when I have no idea who they are
Result: Stare.
Example: "What's the first region in Pokemon again?" "I dunno." "Kanto." *stare*
So, what's yours?
Vick says uxdx.
~~NDT~~
submitted by NDT, age 9, NC
(September 16, 2010 - 3:11 pm)
(September 16, 2010 - 3:11 pm)
Thing I did: Tripped while walking down a ramp (you know for wheelchairs) at a football game.
Result: Several laughs, and embarrassment.
Example: *trip* *laughing* *looks around to see if somebody noticed*
This is cool NDT... Don't make fun of me! I trip a lot to the amusement of my friends. D:
(September 17, 2010 - 9:43 am)
I like how you put it, Paulette; "I trip a lot to the amusement of my friends." I also trip a lot to the amusement of my friends. Like this:
Thing you did: I fell twice in a row, as getting my chickens water.
Result: My friend laughed, and said "Wow, Meadow.". I got slightly wet, and muddy, and made an odd face.
Example:*walking casually down wet path* *slide on mud* *fall onto butt* *hear friends laughing* *make a weird face, and laugh, sarcastically saying, "I fell. It doesn't hurt AT ALL!"* *sees she spilled the chicken's water* *gets more of the chicken's water* *slips again* *UGH!*
By the way, I like cheese.
(September 19, 2010 - 10:45 pm)
I'm so happy there's someone that feels the same way.... I've slid on wet grass.... Tripped on air... Choked on raindrops....Choked on air even... I choke a lot, and my friends also find this amusing....
(September 20, 2010 - 10:28 am)
Haha... I just recently walked into a doorframe. I was dancing with my head to a song I had stuck in my head, then just walked into it. That got the song out of my head, but made me laugh and stumble to my dad as I explained to him how I was walking out of the bathroom and hit my head on the doorframe, and I laughed more when he said, "I heard that." It was very loud, my head hitting the frame...
(September 20, 2010 - 10:46 pm)
Owww... I've hit garage doors that were too low lol
(September 22, 2010 - 1:24 pm)
Thing you did: Jumped off the side of the couch.
Result: OW.
Example: *goes to get shoes* *jumps* *realizes that there is a fold in the couch cover* *trips* *falls*
It would have worked if there wasn't a fold in the couch cover. D-:<
Vick says dnhv.
~~NDT~~
(September 20, 2010 - 4:34 pm)
Thing I did: Walked into a pole in Paris.
Result: Got my breath knocked out.
Example: *Looking at my cousin* Hahaha-OW! *blushing* Um... why do they have those poles here?
(September 20, 2010 - 7:51 pm)
Thing you did: We have this one little bike-thing-toy, and, when I was still small enough to ride it, I thought my dog might enjoy running alongside. I went and got it, got her, and started going down the driveway slowly. However...
Result: ...I started going faster, she freaked out, and dragged me down the driveway, half on and half off the bike. This resulted in my being in serious pain for WEEKS.
Example: *gets bike* *starts going down hill slowly* *speeds up* *Angel (dog) panics* *runs away down the hill with me half on and half off the bike* "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!" *in pain for weeks afterward*
That was, quite possibly, the stupidest thing I've ever done.
Admin, do you think you could share one or two of yours?
Andy P. C. says umht.
~Wolfgirl67 signing off.
The only thing I can think of right now: My sisters and I had some friends over one New Year's Eve. We'd spent hours making fancy appetizers. As I was carrying a tray loaded with them into the living room, the handles of the tray broke and the appetizers went all over the floor. I'll let you know if I think of something else.
Admin
(September 21, 2010 - 11:33 pm)
I just thought of another incident: My father was giving me my very first driving lesson. I was at the wheel. I very carefully stopped at a stop sign. The road we were on ended, and I had to turn. My father told me to turn the steering wheel to the right and gently depress the gas pedal. I did just what he said to do and the car turned right . . . and kept right on turning even after we'd gone 90 degrees. We headed right on down into the ditch at the side of the road.
I'd done just what he'd said. He hadn't told me to STOP turning the wheel once we were headed straight on the new road! So there we were in the ditch at a right angle to the road. There were cars whizzing by on the road. My father had to take the driver's seat and back the car out onto the road.
(September 22, 2010 - 10:04 pm)
Ha, ha, Admin, that's one of those stories that isn't funny at the time, but is so funny later! :) Thanks for sharing your stories with everybuggy! :)
(September 23, 2010 - 12:55 pm)
HA HA admin thats so cool no offense ^-^ You're cool though don't worry!
(September 23, 2010 - 3:57 pm)
This will be hard-I've done so many dumb things! Hmmm, which one should I choose... ;)
Thing you did: Walked into the wall
Result: Bluish bruise on forehead
Example: *walking* SLAM "Ouch!"
:)
(September 23, 2010 - 1:50 pm)
(that's funny, admin)
Thing you did: Walked into a chair.
Result: Said sorry, thinking it was a short person. (There were lots of short people in my class at the time, since it was a split.)
Example: *walks into chair* *says sorry* *hopes no one heard me* *tells everyone anyway*
Oh, here's another one.
Thing you did: I was making my friend run so she could get in shape for cross country (she wasn't in shape) and as I was running, I tripped over, uh, something (maybe my feet got confused) and fell.
Result: My friends laugh, my shoulder hurts a bit, and part of my shirt is green.
Example: *pushes* *runs* *pushes* *runs* *trips over nothing* *falls* *friends laugh* *says shirt is green then ow* *friend thinks I said ow because my shirt is green*
(September 26, 2010 - 2:02 pm)
Thing you did: Rode my bike in a very squiggly line on a gravel road going rather fast
Result: Fell, badly scraped knee, and caused bike chain to fall off
Example: *does stupid thing on bike* *crashes* *mom rdeassembles bike while I insist that I'm fine, even though there's blood dripping down my leg*
(October 5, 2010 - 11:12 pm)
Thing you did: Thought the gate was a person.
Result: Hope noone noticed.
Example: *trys to get umbrella I was putting away over high gate* *bump* "Hey!"
Vick says yegz. Legs? You mean you tripped over nothing? Well, yeah, that happens alot...
~~NDT~~
(October 10, 2010 - 3:50 pm)