So, did this

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So, did this

So, did this before on a thread I can't find. Basically you come up with the title of a fake book, and a name for an author who could have written that book, but the name has to do with the book subject. They're really fun. 

Examples
 
Fairy Tale Villains, by E. Villwitch
Dancing, by Grace Full
Jokes, by Vair E. Funni
What Did Knights Wear?, by Sue Tof Armur
Pencils, by Shar Pener 
Gardening, by Rose Bush
How to Get to Rome, by Al Rhodes 
All About Eyes, by I. Glasez 
Peacocks, by Pritt E. Birdd
Vegetables, by Q. Cumber
Fireplaces, by Chim N. Knee  
Doors, by Ope N. Cloze and Turnn D. Nob  
 
Can anyone else think of any?  
 
 
Dai! ~ ZNZ 
 
These are very funny, ZNZ. Whoever made them up is very creative! Is it you?
Admin
submitted by ZNZ
(July 17, 2010 - 3:04 pm)

@Admin: Yeah, I did. Thanks for the compliment -- I'm glad you liked them. :D 

submitted by ZNZ
(July 18, 2010 - 8:43 am)

ZNZ, those are so funny! :D Hmmm....I can't think of any at the moment, but I'll keep thinking! :)

submitted by Kimberly B, age 14, USA! :)
(July 20, 2010 - 10:07 am)

Those are so funny!!!

Here're some:

The Book of Ballet, by Pierre Oui Ette

Teacher's Handbook, by Kep Ur Temper

How to Excel in School, by Studi Os

The Book of Doorbells, by I. Ding and Itte Dongs

Canines, by Grey Wulff, Lars Tooth, and Itslob Urs

 

submitted by Amy G., age 13, PA
(July 19, 2010 - 5:10 pm)

Cool! Somebody had a thread for this...which I can't find at the moment...OH DTRA!..............

Candy by Lolly Pop

Swimming In The Ocean by Bob Inge (silent e) and Indy Waters

Presidents by Jeff Erson

Mythology From Around The World by Lauren Sweden

My Pets by Mike Itty

 

 

 

 

 

submitted by CJ
(July 20, 2010 - 2:42 pm)

The Importance of DentalCare, by Les Plack. Les Plack is actually a real dentist, by the way!

submitted by Ima
(July 22, 2010 - 3:38 am)

That's hilarious, Ima!

The Care and Keeping of Feet by Dr. Payne

(Dr. Payne is my actual podiatrist! :D  And he's really, really nice!)

I love all the previous ones!  I'm not very good at these, but I enjoy reading them. :)

~Leaf 

submitted by Leaf ♪☮♥, age 13, on a tree!
(July 26, 2010 - 10:28 am)