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World Domination Thread.
World Domination Thread. This thread is only for members of ZNZ's team. There is no possible way any members of Ima's team can get on here. Anything done by them using information they found on here, and any comments they make on here will be disregarded. Team members, do not post any information from here on other threads. If that happens, Ima's team will be able to use them.
submitted by ZNZ , age 13, Evil lair
(June 24, 2010 - 10:01 am)
(June 24, 2010 - 10:01 am)
Ahem.
1. You are incorrect. Ima specifically said that if there were any loopholes in her security statement, they were covered. That includes this spying issue.
2. Creating a new person and posting as them is just wrong. Please don't do that. There are people, myself included, who really, really, really don't want to see fake people come up just now. We just don't. I care too much, and might become a bit offended if this was a person I really liked. I wouldn't advise it. Of course I'd forgive you afterward, but please don't do it. If you want an idea of what happened the last time someone made a fake character, Google 'cricket chatterbox sms' and see what comes up. Do the same with 'cricket chatterbox sms lying' and 'cricket chatterbox sms mackenzie' and 'cricket chatterbox sms kirsten' and... well, whatever you think of. It was not good. Some people ended up leaving Chatterbox. Others got angry because they were being accused of being fake, and they weren't fake. Others still got angry because they were being lied to. The ones who left were some of them, actually.... All I can say is that it's very lucky Leaf had lurked a bit before posting here, therefore knowing what it was like here when we weren't full of fake people, so she posted. Maybe she would've anyway; I wouldn't know. All I can really say is that if I'd found the CB when it was being attacked by SMS, I wouldn't have oame back. Look, there's nothing wrong with spying, but I think creating a new CBer is taking this thing a bit too far. What about the people who don't participate in this? Is it really fair to make them think that someone new has come just so that you can do this?
3. I'm guessing at least someone has probably guessed who I am by now. I don't really care, though, because secrecy was never a priority. I just thought it wouldn't be good to post yet another comment there as Ima, so instead I'm Person. Someone might object before seeing what it said otherwise. And yes, I know that I'm technically not allowed to post here, or to know anything I see. I acknowledge that. Don't worry. I'm not about to go tell my team or anything. I just had to say this. If it's the only way to stop you from doing this, I'll tell you another way to spy on me, multiple ways in fact. However, I won't guarantee that I won't spy on you the same way, and you wouldn't be able to know, because technically, this, and any replies to it, won't exist. If you don't do this, but you would rather just not spy on me than have me spy on you, I'll suddenly decide not to spy on you and focus on other things. Okay? But then you wouldn't be able to spy on me either, even if you think of another way, so another option would be to have each of us spy on each other at will however we want, as long as it isn't this way. Not that I have any control over whether you do it this way, but as you've probably figured out by now, I'm trying to convince you not to.
4. I want to let you know that I am not doing this for my own personal gain, hence my offers to show you other ways to spy. Also, my own having equal spying rights is not unfair, as I was probably going to spy on you anyway. I just wasn't going to make a new CBer. There's no need for it at all, I promise.
(July 9, 2010 - 10:01 pm)
Exactly, Ima. It's not fair.
(July 10, 2010 - 11:55 am)
I'm sorry, Ima. I did not realize, but you make good points. I promise that our team will not do anything like that. Clair, please do not post as the spy.
(July 10, 2010 - 5:37 pm)
Sooooooooo.............. New plans anybuggy?
(July 10, 2010 - 1:05 pm)
WAIT! I think I've got a good one!
Domination
Operating
On
Jellybeans-
Yummy!
We're
Against
Pie!
So that would make our name DOOJY WAP. Nobody would get it!
And here's the DOOJY WAP code:
Move each letter of the alphabet one foward, except Z.
For example, here's the message "I hate pie" in code:
J IBUF QJF
And people on our side could be DOOJY WAPers!
HP EPPKZ XBQ!
(July 10, 2010 - 5:59 pm)
@ZNZ I didn't
@CJ I like the name AND code
GO DOOJY WAP!!!!!
(July 11, 2010 - 8:46 am)
@Clair: Thanks!
Oh. My. Gosh.
I JUST CAME UP WITH A BRILLANT PLAN! Well, it's basically the same "spy" concept, but without any new people mishaps.
Somebody on our team pretends to quit. They put the news in an obivous place where Ima's team can find it, like on her team thread. The person asks Ima if they can be on her team. If Ima responds yes (which she hopefully will), the person will claim that they have "Top Secret Information" from ZNZ's side. It will really be a lie, like saying that DOOJY WAP stands for something else than it already does. (Dark Orange Olives Jump Yearly- Watermelons Ate Pizza, which will so-called mean a secret plan.) Then, after hanging around Ima for a while and giving her some believable information, the person will hopefully hear Ima drop some secrets. And because the person didn't really quit ZNZ's team, they'll go back to our team page (where Ima never looks) and give us the scoop!
If she gets suspicious when she sees her new intern's name on the old thread's "Last Commented On By" list, we can give them a code name to use on our thread. (James Bond, maybe?)
So... Thoughts?
(July 11, 2010 - 2:32 pm)
OOOH! Good plan! How about -- we pretend to do something that will make the person mad. I'm drawing a blank here as to what that could be, but we pretend to have this big argument. Then this person makes a post on DtE saying, I quit ZNZ's team! I'm quitting, and I'm joining Ima's! Etc., etc, you get the idea. They can join Ima's team, like you said, and give them fake info about ours. Then they can tell us info they learned from her.
(July 11, 2010 - 8:42 pm)
Brillant! ZNZ would be a great code name.
I might do it, but let's ask some others, too.
Maybe something related to pie for the arguement, or "Ima is going to win." "No way!" "Yes way!"
(July 12, 2010 - 6:40 am)
NOW THAT IS GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Ima DOES look here. Remember the whole "Person" post?? But yes, that might work. I'd volunteer, but I'm gonna be gone next week. Man, I can't get over the SHEER GENIUS of the plan!!!!!!!!!! *Laughs like an evil maniac*
(July 12, 2010 - 11:42 am)
Sorry, CJ, we're not going to post coded comments. Admin doesn't have the time to figure out what it says for approval.
Admin
(July 12, 2010 - 6:03 pm)
CJ: Great idea! :-)
Everyone: K. So, um, I will try setting an argument. *drum roll* AH HA! How 'bout homeschool is better than private school! And private is better than public, or something like that. (I was just about to say Taylor Lautner vs. RobPatt) Let's try to keep ourselves from insulting someone, say, a new CBer who's just looking around and not posting, so they don't feel like leaving, or complaining.
So, um, I just set out an order for soft and squishy swirly chairs. :-) Ooh! I know! I'll make a banner. Hold on. *goes on Google* Uh oh. GTG. I'll post it later.
(July 12, 2010 - 6:15 pm)
@Olive: Yay!!!!!! squishy chairs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, and where is Alexa?
Okay, so we dont have a code. I think we'll be alright. Good idea though, CJ. So, when is the big fight?? And who's quitting???????????????????????????? Could we launch it the 25th or the 26th??????????
(July 14, 2010 - 2:09 pm)
I think the 25th or 26th would be great. What should we fight about? Nothing too scary... maybe something related to the domination of the world. It would be strange if the conversation was something like this:
OLIVE: I like public school!
CLAIR: I agree, Olive! I hate private school!
ZNZ: Yeah, go public!
CJ: Um, I kind of like private.
ZNZ: CJ! How could you betray us!
CJ: That's not nice, ZNZ. I'm going to quit your team!(????)
(I like public school, anyway.)
Maybe something like this. ZNZ starts a debates thread with the question, "Should the world be taken over?"
CJ: No way!
OLIVE: Yeah CJ,I agree, things would get way out of control.
20 OTHER CHATTERS: What? Of course not!
CLAIR: That's a strange question, ZNZ, because you have a world domination thread. And the answer is no.
ZNZ: Come on! It's a joke!
CLAIR: Well, you've taken it too far.
ZNZ: I have not! And besides, you went along with it anyway.
CLAIR: Well, now I realize how wrong it is. I quit.
ZNZ: What?!?
CLAIR: Ima? Can I be on your team?
IMA:(hopefully) Yes! Of course!
~ARGUEMENT ENDS~
Maybe something like that, but a little more detailed.
(July 14, 2010 - 3:03 pm)
Um. Hi I'm Kendal and please don't think I'm a spy or something 'cause I'm not. I'm just wondering if I can be on your team 'cause I like these kind of things. And public school. You don't have to let me in if you're too paranoid though.
(July 14, 2010 - 6:40 pm)