Me: "HELLO RANDOM PERSON DO YOU RANDOMLY CHEW ON ICE?!!!??!"

Random person: "..."

HaHa.  That was funny.  People thought me and a group of friends were religious because the children sat at a different table than the adults.  HaHa.  No.  The kids are friends.  The adults are friends.  Simply as simple as that.

So, I was talking to this dude, who said that you said the I said that lav said that Peej said that Cj said that ZNZ said that that picture over there said that Mary Liz said that my sister said that the dog growled that Ron said that Eliza said that Dawn said that...  I forgot what came next.

So, you are driving a bus.  Two people were in it.  Then three got on.  Then 9.  And 6 got off.  12 got on.  A Guy came in with seven monkeys.  Then A dog came on.  Then at the next stop the dog went off.  Then a few vampires came on, and the monkey Dude (his name's Tyler) got off with his monkeys, then 8 children came on, then The vampires went off, and then some dude with a purple bow tie came on and 14 of the people left.  What is the driver's name?

Someone told someone that someone called someone Elizabeth and then the person she called Elizabeth said, "Drop the 'beth'.  It's Eliza."  HaHa.  

HaHa.  Random Quotes That Don't Mean Anything!

"All philosophers know that the magnificent echolocation of the astronomy instrument only played in Febuary is only the beginning of perfection of the fantastical flying invertabrates related to ant, while they don't know anything about the relationship between mathematics and mythology."

"The turtle moves!"

"I pour honey when I'm slap happy!"

HaHa.  @Lav: kj dfikj jfd kj jf   Now you have to give me something!  Mwahahahahahahaha!!!

Mustaches!  Mustaches!!  Mustaches!!!  Mustaches!!!!  

HeHe.

HaHa.  Anyone can add the the Random Quotes That Don't Mean Anything.  HaHa.  Stop sitting on me.  HaHa.  Overuse of Haha's.  HaHa.HaHa.  I'm really random right now 'cause I didn't sleep last night.  HaHa.  I can't believe there's not many typos.  HaHa.  I almost fell asleep on the couch while sitting upside down. HaHa.   Why am I typing?  HaHa.  i want to climb the tree, but I don't want to fall.  HaHA.  I can't stop saying HaHa/  

Did you know that chickens have feathers?  You'd never guess a chicken bird has feathers, since it's a bird, and birds have feathers.  Though it is sort of odd, what I'm thinking.

Quiz!

!. haHa.  Today is Friday.  What do you think of Friday?

@. HaHa.  Now, when the donkeys start to cry about the fly in the sky, way up high, and then it flew into its eye, oh me, oh my don't lie, don't sigh, say that you like pi, Now you gotta buy that book about that guy who did not die, then you say hi, afterwards goodbye 'cause you like to fry stuff that is the opposite of pie -- cake.    So, what did you think of that random rhyming song thing?

#. HaHa.  Tomorrow is not Tuesday unless today is Monday. True or False?

$. (sort of like the one before this) HaHa. Everything is True; Unless it's Not.   True or False?

And this is all for today, folks.  Four is my favourite number, and I shall use it.  Four more questions later. 

HaHa.  I'll hit submit.  

But First!  FINGERLESS GLOVES FINGERLESSGLOVES FINGERLESSGLOVESFINGERLESSGLOVES!  MUSTACHE!   Pronounced: 'MOO-stash-ay' 

@ Admin: Oh, it's all right. And yes, I htink that if anyone decides to try to answer the riddle, they'll keep it in mind. I should probably explain what a felid is, but I kind of enjoy posting riddles that people don't understand, hence the one about Persian nomads. I think I'll just let it be... ;) Once, in my Theatre Arts class, we played a game in which we told a story, word by word. As in, one person would say, "The," then the next person would say, "dinosaur," then, "climbed," "a," hill," et cetera. I intentionally stumped everyone by saying, "passerine" on my turn. Unfortunately, though, my teacher made me explain that it meant 'perching ird.' *is obsessed with obscure biological terms for some reason* (And I suppose that the admin reading this may not even be the one I'm replying to, but oh well)...

Another riddle! But don't worry, no felids (no typo) or ancient Persian nomads this time. In the English language, 'angry' and 'hungry' are two words ending in the letter combination 'gry.' As the English language only contains three such words, then if those are two what is the third?

I found the field this time and changed it back to felid for you. Now do you really mean "perching ird"? Or should it be bird?

Admin, the same one

Hinkety Pinketys! (For those who don't know, these are Hink Pinks using three syllable words. When the words have two syllables, it's a Hinky Pinky.) These two are the most difficult ones I've managed to find.

A happier canine

An evil preacher

AHHHHHH THE RHUBARB PLANTS ARE CHASING ME!!!!!!!!     

I like to lick dirt!!!

The cup the dairy the locket the snake the diamond and the ring.  The cup the diary the locket the snake the diamond and the ring.  The cup the dairy the locket the snake the diamond and the ring. The cup the diary the locket the snake the diamond and the ring. The cup the diary the locketthe snake the diamond and the ringThecupthediarythelocketthesnakethediamondandtheringTHECUPTHEDIARYTHELOCKETTHESNAKETHEDIAMONDANDTHERING.

HaHaHa!!!!

LaLaLa!!!!

There's a sparkly banana!  I want to eat it...  But it's probably mushy, plus it's a sparklpire turned into a banana, and who'd want to eat a sparklepire? On second thought I don't want to eat it.

697.bkggz.lkkl

Quiz!

#one. I like pi/e.  Do YOU agree with my thoughts about pi/e?

#two. Have you ever seen a banana?  ((in real life or a picture, or even a magical moving picture?))

#three. Do you like this quiz?  ((I know your anwer will be no.  Either you love it or you hate it, You can never just like it.))

#four.  What is your favourite number?