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Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort (Hah, Voldemort's in the world around me ... )
Because I saw it somewhere. And it looked like fun. Here is my original list. Feel free to add.
1. Call him Voldy.
2. Call him Tom. Or, if you're feeling really brave, Tommy.
3. Call him Mr. Riddle.
4. Say, "You know, I really do think it's about time you and Bella got together.
5. Say, "It's not nice to hurt people. It's mean. And we don't want to be mean, do we? Of course not."
6. Point your finger at him and say, in a sing-song voice, "Moldy old Voldy! Look at Moldy Voldy!" Fall down laughing.
7. Say, "You know, this whole 'I must kill Harry Potter' thing is getting really old."
8. Give him a birthday present. Like a teddy bear. Or a dollhouse.
9. Give him a Valentine ...
10. ... and misspell his name on it.
11. Mispronounce his name. ("Voll -- Voll-dee --" "Voldemort." "Mind if I just call you Bob?")
12. Say, "You're a big fat meanie!"
13. Tell him you think he's cute.
14. Pet Nagini. (Or at least try to.)
15. Tell Nagini, "Oh, oo's a good wittle snakey wakey, yes oo is!"
16. If you're with another witch or wizard, casually turn to them while Voldemort's talking and say, "So, as I was saying earlier ...." Have a completely unrelated conversation.
submitted by ZNZ, age Ageless, That's for me t
(April 14, 2010 - 7:50 pm)
(April 14, 2010 - 7:50 pm)
This was VERY entertaining, ZNZ. Here are some of my own:
Say "You're half muggle. HA!!!!"
Say "You're a pathetic, stupid, dumb old man!" *Throw peanuts or anything at him*
Take his wand away and break it in two, throw it on the ground, walk awa, and say, "Now you're useless."
Make him pickle rat brains, and if he doesn't, then throw them at him.
Say, "What kind of name is Voldemort?! It's not very scary..."
Give him a card or letter that says, You stink. Harry is much stronger than you and you should take some lessons from him.
Sing "Love Story" in front of him and make him sing along.
This was really fun, ZNZ!
-☺☻
(April 15, 2010 - 7:04 pm)
Thanks. Yours are good too! And hopefully this sends it to the top ...
Tie him up and force him to watch little kids shows about friendly animated dinosaurs.
(April 16, 2010 - 6:24 am)
Noooooo!
Even Evil Has Standards, thanks very much. XP
(April 16, 2010 - 5:45 pm)
Um... What are you saying here? Animated-friendly-dinosaur shows are too horrible even for Voldy? Or weren't you talking to me?
(April 17, 2010 - 6:16 am)
Animated friendly dinosaur shows are too horrible for anyone, full stop.
(April 21, 2010 - 10:36 am)
My little brother might disagree with you ... :P
(April 21, 2010 - 5:36 pm)
Okay, while it was entertaining, I think I'll have to agree with TNÖ on this one. =P By the way, what does that stand for, anyway???
(June 9, 2010 - 5:54 pm)
What does what stand for?
(June 14, 2010 - 5:44 pm)
@TNÖ: I think she means your name.
@Elizabeth W: If that is what you mean, it stands for The Nearly Ömnipotent.
(June 16, 2010 - 9:48 am)
... Topper? Please?
17. Say, "Will you be my best friend? Pleaseprettyplease?"
(April 15, 2010 - 7:24 pm)
18. Listen to your Ipod while he's making a big long speech, then take the earphones out and ask him if he could say it again. Put the earphones back in and repeat.
(April 16, 2010 - 7:07 am)
Oh, I LOVE it. Here are some:
19. Give him the Nice (or Mean) Person of The Year Award.
20. Force him to dress up as a My Little Pony for Halloween.
21. While you Trick Or Treat with him (still on Halloween concept) , tell the people who give out candy that he can't have any because he'll "poison it."
22. Whenever you see someone with black hair and glasses, say "Look! It's Harry Potter!" Then throw a water balloon at him.
23. When you're talking with him, call him You Know Who.
24. Say: "You should use this nice shampoo....." Give him a tube of Beautiful Barbie Shampoo: Very Berry Strawberry. (This brand doesn't exist, so don't look for it.)
25. Hold a Wizard Contest. Make sure he gets disqualified because it's for "Masters Only." Then let Harry win.
(April 16, 2010 - 2:18 pm)
I like Voldy, but this made me lol so much. XD *gives cookies*
(April 16, 2010 - 2:38 pm)
OMG this made me laugh so hard, every single one!
These aren't very good, but still.
Tell him that black isn't his color, that he's more of a summer.
After a brief period of speration, say "Oh! I love what you did with your hair!"
(April 16, 2010 - 3:48 pm)
This is so funny!
-Tell him he needs to take a bath.
-When he is trying to kill you, take out Monopoly and say " Care for a game?"
-Tell him he needs to brush his teeth, then take out some toothpaste, make him open his mouth and squeeze the whole tube in his mouth.
-Tell him "Do you know a good plastic surgeon?"
(April 16, 2010 - 4:36 pm)