Chatterbox: Down to Earth

I'm going to Louisiana tomorrow morning. I said that mainly to explain why I won't be posting for 3 days, but also because I wondered if anyone lives there. So, do you? If so, please post a description of how you look (unless you don't want to, for privacy reasons), and I'll post one of me (regardless). And I'll tug my ear often, too, so I won't be difficult to recognize.