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HI!!!! Don't you think we should have another randomness thread!?!!??!!!! We haven't had one for SOOO long! I wil write a random story that may or may not make sense!!!
Once upon a time there was a man who liked to dance on faerie stools with donkeys who never could ever climb trees that have vines on them because the vines want to marry the trees that have purple leaves with yellow and red stripes and polka dots that are also found on shoes that love to sing about kings and queens that play violin that learned it three years ago and have been playing for exactly a thousand years because an evil somputer put a database on their door and it sucked them into it to never escape from the fluffy beanstalk that wants to hug them in the dark and scare them out of their wits so they can start dancing and singing on the faerie stools with the old man and the donkeys who never could ever climb trees...
submitted by Meadow
(January 30, 2010 - 4:17 pm)
(January 30, 2010 - 4:17 pm)
I'll join up.
Once there was an ugly goblin in love with a one-eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater, but his mother, who was named John- and was a cow, made him marry a centaur named Judy who nagged him all the time, so he had to see the people-eater in secret, but then he went to the moon and never saw anyone again.
Oh. wow I need to get a life. I didn't even stop to think about that at all, I just did it.
(January 31, 2010 - 5:16 pm)
You left me hanging witha bunch of questions, Katie! Who's the dad? What happened to the one-eyed one horned flying purple people eater that eats [purple people becasu normal coloured people are to tough? What happens to Judy? it's such a sad storey, it made me cry! So dramatic, and realistic! Like you want to live in the storye! The characters are so deep.... More randomness!
One there was a green and red cat/dog/turtle that was only one colour because everyone knows that blue and yellow and red are the same colour that loved to sing of everything except music becasue he was making music becasue he could never sing about what he was doing becasue everyone would allready know what he was doing because they saw him it would be so obvious but except for blind people who can't see if you didn't know so maybe he did have to tell people what he wanted to so and he changed his mind about what she was going to do about it and decided to roam aroun the world acting like a turtle tourist that sold gold to make more gold but then he figured out that the gold he got was fake and he just had zero dollars becasue he spent it all on beer so he cuold watch wolves and pee on things to eat hairy small things with tails that squeek alot because they hate the colour door of the land of the odd and then ate everything that was meant for the odd and became odd themselves so they weren't braking the many rules that no one made up because the rules in that land are not important.
And I shall hit submit bcasue my story is getting sort of odd. And because people are screaming upstairs...
(February 1, 2010 - 10:33 am)
Pink bananas eat purple rhinos! That aside...
There once was a monster with hair the color of a pink banana. He liked to dance round and round and then he fell over. One day he was dancing with a fluffy chicken named Penguin. She was so beautiful and muddy that he did not want to let go of her. He had to, though, because she wanted to go get some food. They did, and they especially loved the eggplant-carrot bubblegum. Then, lo and behold, a giraffe leaped from the sky and grabbed them and started tickling them. He did this because his evil English teacher had cast an evil spell on him so he was addicted to fluffy chickens named Penguin. "Hi ya!" said the PE teacher, throwing a peanut at the giraffe, who dropped her captives, who went away to Russia, where they got married and lived weirdly ever after.
(February 1, 2010 - 4:43 pm)
Green eggs and ham!
(February 2, 2010 - 6:39 pm)
Green eggs and ham!
(February 2, 2010 - 6:39 pm)
Once there was a cat with blue eyes and purple fur that lived on pllanet zork in the andromeda glaxay. It saw a bunch of glowing things in the sky. They were a weird variety of insects that only live on planet ding-song that a mad aligator scientist brought to planet zork to observe. the cat started chasing them. It caught them and ate them and they tasted like.........
(February 3, 2010 - 10:59 am)
...tasted like... what, exactly? I am curious!
(February 3, 2010 - 5:50 pm)
ZNZ!! ZNZ!!! ZNZ!! ZNZ!!! *keeps on sying 'ZNZ' until she finnally stops* it's fun to say your name over and over again! And... I had to learn the whole green eggs and ham song when I was in Seussical! A day before the first public show! That was really hard to remember when you learned it all the day before you went up for the first time in front of a buch of strange people you do not know. i'm happy I didn't mess up!
once upon a time there was a pancake who loved to eat little girls wilth sore backs. And then a little girl gott eaten by the pancake. And the pank=cake cryed becasue he turned into a where wolf thjat ate young boys with sprinky heads. he only liked to eat little girls with sore backs. the sad end.
(February 3, 2010 - 12:27 pm)
Oh cool! What a coincidence. My friend told me this story the other day about a shark who fell off the roof of a hardware store and landed in this big pile of purple sticky notes (haha, I accidently typed "pig" pile instead of "big" pile the first time... :D) and then reversed time to the year 3210 to save the Chinese chinchilla fish from extinction, but then got eaten by an angry mob of dust bunnies and got transferred to the XYZ planet in a galaxy far far away while the poor plaid-coated cuckoo birds migrated south to an imaginary box on the bottom of the world to escape the wrath of the evil squirrel fish man king. Isn't that weird???????? o.O
(February 4, 2010 - 6:35 pm)
I <3 orange fluffy frogs!!!
(February 5, 2010 - 7:41 am)
Once upon a time the end. ps. On Warrior roleplays I am bBuestar. GO THUNDERCLAN!!!
(February 5, 2010 - 8:42 pm)
So, I'm feeling really random right now. Which is why I'm posting. Makes sense doesn't it?
Okay so there was this frog and it liked to eat cheese. It had a friend who was a big, giant but ugly sea monster. One day they were riding in the water of the Oogoog Sea and they came across a big castle made of cheese. The frog was amazed and ate the castle until he realized that the castle wasn't made of cheese and that he didn't like cheese anyway. The sea monster named Fagoooooooo was sad that his friend had abandoned him to eat cheese (or what we thought was cheese, dun dun dun). The frog ate the 'cheese' until he was full, but then he realized he wasn't full so he ate some more. And Fagoooooooo went on his supposedly merry way and hummed a supposedly merry tune until he ran into a brick wall and fell over and then went into an alternate universe and lived a supposedly merry life as a farmer growing cheese on trees to remind him of his friend, the frog who was eternally doomed to eat the 'cheese' caste, that wasn't actually cheese. (dun dun dun.....)
:) :)
So there you have it. My random story. I like everyone's so far....
(February 6, 2010 - 9:16 pm)
Green pigs eat orange worms, because yellow elephants like chocolate.
(February 15, 2010 - 12:34 pm)
The elephants also like white worms that like to eat chocolate, so the worms taste like chocolate. And the brocoli that's pink always has been the sworn enimy of the elephants, so the white and green polka dotted worms have to protect the elephants.
(February 16, 2010 - 12:01 pm)