Chatterbox: Down to Earth

PETS!!!! post pictures of them/ tell stories about them/ tell people the crazy things yours do/ ask why they do that/ post stuff in their perspective!!!! ok I have two dogs one is named Zeke and one is named Birdie. they are both mutts. 

Birdie: Hello. my owners touch me more than I would like and Zeke try's to steal my food even though I am like twice his size. but I love my owners (maybe possible a tiny bit more than I would if they didn't spoil me.). and Zeke is.....well.......Zeke.

Zeke: Ok first of all there is no proof that I steal from you exept for eyewitnesses and no matter what any of my owners or Birdie say no I do not tip over the trash can!*

*don't trust him he does.