I don't even know how many pets I have at this point :/

last I checked: I have two cats (Muffin and Cupcake), two betta fish (Bluey and Bingo), four different kinds of aquatic snails, one snake (Blink), three kinds of common isopods, two kinds of fancy isopods, an unspecified amount of bats in the attic, an army of tiny beneficial bugs called springtails, and an army of centipedes in the walls.

as for silly things my pets do:

Blink tried to eat a paper towel once

Cupcake yells and looks confused all the time

Muffin is fat and likes vegetables

Bingo is nicknamed 'Jazz Hands'

Bluey tries to eat fingers

this isn't even close to everything that goes on with all the animals in my house :P

oh, I almost forgot! there's an unknown creature who lives in the basement. we hear it in the ceiling sometimes. I call it the Centipede Queen but I don't know what it is.

I used to have 2 cockatiels, my favorite one flew away 2 weeks ago :(

I also have a bunny, I'll put a pic below. no she's not dead, shes sleeping