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Funny Quotes!
Funny Quotes!
Here are some of mine:
The stroller is running away!”
-A
“WHY DOES IT’S BUTT HAVE ARMS??????”
-Me
“Have you
fought that tree?”
-Mom
“Okay, he’s gonna play until that guy explodes.”
-Dad
“This is not a drill! Lie down and let go of your pet rectangles!”
-Me
“Okay, that’s enough, thank you. I’m gonna squish it into pieces now.”
-Can’t remember
“Okay fine, but you have to take a big stick with you.”
-Me
“I think this is an ad for knocking down fences.”
-A
“You’re part of the ledge that I sleep on.”
-E
“I wish I could change my foot to a noodle.”
-Me
“Some random dogs and a weird hamster are NOT supposed to be building a playground.”
-Me
“A stole my living room!!”
-T
“This is one of the new trees I accidentally bought.”
-E
submitted by WildWolf
(May 3, 2024 - 11:31 am)
(May 3, 2024 - 11:31 am)
"no one will be going whee today!!!" — A, deadly serious
I always have strange conversations in robotics... it's either a highly technical discussion or of a form similar to "it go squish. *hand motions* squish bad. what if we just jam something in between them so it stop squish?"
(May 10, 2024 - 11:11 pm)
1) My brother- Isn’t Denmark in the US?
Me- um...
(some context: we were playing a game where the next word you say has to start with the last letter of the previous word. This round was cities and countries not in the US. We needed one that started with D. I said Denmark, and then...)
2) Me- Kneel before me, mortals! Cower in the face of my...
um...
of my..
nevermind
These are all from my classmates:
3) LU - I’m a FERRET!)
4) S- She seemed normal when she arrived...but three days later we learned the TRUTH (she’s talking about LA)
5) LA (while S is trying to drink water)- GONG GONG GONG!
S- phbbbbbth *almost spits out her water*
(May 11, 2024 - 11:59 am)
"WHERE ARE ALL YOUR TOOTHBRUSHES, I need to know!!!!!"-Me
"The story starts with all the baby vampires approaching the town..." -C
"My favorite part was the guy in the bee costume running around the violinist"-Me
"Your cello is your hair and your hair is your cello"-Me
(May 11, 2024 - 12:59 pm)
A (some vehicle had just gone "wooooooo"): Something has just spotted a sugarcube. And is hot in pursuit
(May 11, 2024 - 5:25 pm)
"C are you that pile of clothes?"-S.
(May 13, 2024 - 10:50 am)
I love the whatchamacallagon
(May 13, 2024 - 1:03 pm)
ALL HAIL THE WHATCHAMACALLAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
(May 14, 2024 - 4:05 pm)
*hails*
(May 15, 2024 - 9:59 am)
"just don't act weird around the popsicles" — A
what does that mean help she won't explain...
(May 15, 2024 - 12:59 pm)
"Hello, this is the Menccino show and everyone's going away now. Bye." -M, pretending to be be a very no-nonsense stuffed animal/OC
"Let the rabbit eat chips!" -Me (does anyone get it?)
(May 16, 2024 - 9:05 pm)
Me- Caffeinated armadillos!
(May 17, 2024 - 9:44 am)
"Random cowboy accents when you least expect them are coming, YEE-HAW!"
"The floor just ate that electric spear?? Um, floor, I don't think you want to eat that, it could give you indigestion..."
"I'm out of ravioli farts!"
"haha it's a pogo stick- AAAAAAAA"
(May 17, 2024 - 1:49 pm)
Me: *waves towards the direction of S*
S: *waves back*
Me: I was waving at the trees.
~
"My tree jokes just don't have a ring to it." - Me
"I can't think of acorn-y [tree] joke." - Me
(May 17, 2024 - 4:40 pm)