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Funny Quotes

there's a ton other threads like this, but they all dead (grammar be going out the window :P )

just post funny quotes people say. the less context the better

I'll go first:

"Don't eat shark pee. shark pee is toxic"

"why are there feet??"

"his name is Cupcake. he has anxiety and diarrhea."

"We cannot trust the muffin."

"Go boop it."

"It is the Law of Milk."

submitted by Darkvine
(February 12, 2024 - 3:57 pm)

I: *talks and talks*

Me (who's having a bad day): I, if you don't stop talking right now, I'm gonna cover your mouth with my face!

Context: I meant to say "hand", not "face".

submitted by Thunder, age 15, Lightnin' City
(March 12, 2024 - 1:06 pm)

Me: the SAFETY GOGGLES are in the CHAPSTICK!!!!!

Friend1: my hair follicles like butter. (we were doing something with shea butter in class.)

friend2: I must go wash my sketchbook. (I don't remember the context)

Friend3: I THOUGHT IT WAS BUTTER!!! (we were making body butter in a class and they gave us a little bit)

Friend3: this guacamole tastes like rotting wood!! (alas no context)

Those are just some of my favorites.

submitted by Coca cat
(March 12, 2024 - 8:11 pm)