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Despair! Weep and
Despair! Weep and wail in an agony of grief and terror! Gnash your teeth and endure many sleepless nights!
That is to say I'm leaving. For a week and a half. And of course you guys won't be able to stand my absence, so I'm just giving you a heads-up so you can prepare for your deaths.
Then again, I may be able to get on sometime. Spending Christmas in Idaho with my grandparents and uncle, aunt, and cousins. So cheery-ho - there's hope. Perhaps only half of you will die of broken hearts if I can manage to get on at least once.
No, I am not as egotistical as this makes me sound. Generally. I'm just sarcastic. So a very merry Christmas to you all, and may HPB never gnaw down your garlands!
Cheers,
lavendeshy
submitted by lavendershy :) / EH, age 14, Sparks, NV
(December 17, 2009 - 2:54 pm)
(December 17, 2009 - 2:54 pm)
Aaaaaaahhhhhh! Farewell, my dear lavendershy. *elegantly waves* Have a most wonderful time in Idaho. We'll miss you!! *wipes a tear*
~Leaf *trembling on her branch in sadness*
Sorry, your sarcasm is contagious ;) And not all of that is sarcasm. We'll miss you for sure. And Merry Christmas to you too!!!
(December 17, 2009 - 7:42 pm)
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(December 17, 2009 - 8:32 pm)
That 'top' post didn't help at all. *pouts* And I made a pretty 'top' symbol thingie. :(
(December 17, 2009 - 8:34 pm)
BYE!!! WE will MISS you! SO very MUCH. goodbye TO emily OR lavendershy. FAREWELL.
(December 18, 2009 - 11:05 am)
Goodbye young Lavendershy. I am already missing you as I am drowning in a pool of tears because thou art leaving us in despair and confusion. Who will check our poems and make new threads now that thou wilt be gone causing turmolt in thou fair land of Cricket Chatterbox. Do not go and leave thou freinds to die of broken hearts and salty tears. These shalt be my last words on Cricket unless you tell thou freinds that thou art staying so that many shan't perish. Goodbye cruel world! Goodbye Chatterbox! Goodbye freinds! Now I shalt resume my endles weeping in peace.
Farewell
Charlotte, aka Cannibal
(December 18, 2009 - 11:15 am)
Aww, we'll miss you! Have fun in Idaho and have a merry Christmas! I'll try and survive to the best of my ability.
(December 18, 2009 - 1:15 pm)
Charlotte, dear, she's just leaving to go to Idaho for a week and a half. ;D
Soeaking of which, Emily/Lavendershy, we will miss you! The sarcasm is appreciated. ;) Merry Christmas and Happy New Year--- enjoy Idaho and your family!
(December 18, 2009 - 4:15 pm)
You sound like the comforting mother I never had (No, I'm not an orphan or adopted).
(December 18, 2009 - 9:41 pm)
Farewell Lavendershy, parting is such sweet sorrow. well in this case bitter sorrow. GOODBYE!!! return as soon as you can, we will be missing you. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Eid, Happy New Years!!! Happy Holidays to sum it up. Wishing you joy and peace throughout this season! (did that sound like a Christmas card or what!)
(December 18, 2009 - 1:36 pm)
Goodbye!!! *screams in sadness as tears stream out of eyes* Why did I add the good there, onto the bye?!!?!! *weeps and throws a terrible thrashing fit* Why must you leave? YOu will be gone forever!!!!! AHHHH!!!! No, you won't, actually. Only a week and a half. Why did I add the "only" onto there? A week and a half is to long. I will die. *dies* *comes back to life* Yay! I'm not dead anymore! But I shall starve myself and not eat like Buttercup, the Princess Bride. /sarcasm
By the way, I can wait a week and a half. :D But I shall miss you! :D
Goodbye,
~Meadow de Weirdo
(December 18, 2009 - 3:02 pm)
Hey, beat this! My dad gave me a laptop for Christmas *happy dance* and since my immediate family gave each other our gifts on Wednesday, I have it for this trip. And since my dad finally gave me access to the Chatterbox, I'll be on a little. :D Have fun coming back to life, y'all.
Cheers,
lav
(December 19, 2009 - 1:02 pm)
Sweet! Now I won't drown! ~pulls plug in the floor~~watches as the water drains~
Charlotte, aka Cannibal
P.S. Your Sarcasm catches very easily.
(December 19, 2009 - 8:02 pm)
I know. Contagious, no? My uncle and his family are getting here a day and a half early! Just another three hours! *happy dance again* I love my grandparents, but they're not the most . . . lively . . . of companions.
Btw, did you know where the word companion or company comes from? Com is with, and pan is bread. Bread-sharers.
Cheers,
lavendershy
(December 20, 2009 - 3:00 pm)
Whoa! Really?
(December 21, 2009 - 5:06 pm)
Aww! We shall miss you, dear Emily! *faints at
Emily's absence* Have a very merry Christmas!!!
I'll pray that HPBs don't craw down your chimney
and eat you in your sleep!!! (Okay, that was a
little morbid... Sorry. O.O ) Anyway, have fun! :)
(December 21, 2009 - 10:51 am)