Declaration of Zoodle

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Declaration of Zoodle

Declaration of Zoodle independence

Today, on Friday, February 24, 2023, I call upon the Zoodle State to be with me in the declaration of the right of zoodle snakes (ZSs) to exist, not to mention the existence of ZSs. 

The Anti-Zoodlers, by capturing and battling against the Zoodles they have already lost, as you have acknowledged that the ZSs exist. As the Zoodle State, we give all Anti-Zoodlers permission to continue fighting in this war. However, we declare our Zoodle State to have a right to be free and filled with ZSs.

As of today, I launch a 4-point plan to restore peace to the Down to Earth province battlefield (DTEPB).

a) Continue to allow citizens of The Democratic Republic of the Chatterbox (DRCB) to adopt ZSs in order to sponsor our Zoodle State residents in their continuing effort for recognition and a right to exist, straddling Down To Earth province (DTEP) and the Chirp at Cricket provence (CACP).

b) Continue to fight in the effort to have the ZSs recognized as an independent, existent, and sentient (IES) species.

c) Build a Home for ZSs somewhere near inside the Zoodle State territory in parts DTEP and CACP, with a barrier preventing them from infiltirating any threads where it would be inappropriate

d) Make this declaration and the previous three points to be in effect starting when it is recognized by both sides that ZSs exist and are an IES species.

submitted by Golden Lion-Tamarin
(February 24, 2023 - 12:28 pm)

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submitted by top
(February 24, 2023 - 5:24 pm)
submitted by top
(February 24, 2023 - 6:20 pm)

We should sign.

submitted by Suki, age 13 eons, Nowhere
(February 25, 2023 - 11:12 am)

You're right. However, it cannot go into effect until the anti-zoodlists also sign it, because otherwise we should continue fighting.

submitted by Golden Lion Tamarin
(February 26, 2023 - 12:13 pm)

Huh.

I'm intrigued, but then again, my chaotic-neutral-ness is gonna start showing if I don't stop thinking to hard about this.... 

submitted by Jaybells, Lost in... Zoodles????
(February 25, 2023 - 7:14 pm)

Signing

submitted by Luna silvermoon
(February 26, 2023 - 7:59 pm)

Thank you for signing the declaration of zoodle independence, Luna silvermoon! 

submitted by Golden Lion Tamarin
(February 27, 2023 - 6:14 pm)

Suki

submitted by Suki, age signing
(February 27, 2023 - 9:22 pm)

pangolin

submitted by pangolin, age signing, Outskirts of the Galaxy
(February 28, 2023 - 3:40 pm)

I will not agree to the terms of this declaration. It is void.

submitted by Amethyst, NOT SIGNING!!!
(February 28, 2023 - 5:05 pm)

~Echo Hallowswift~

submitted by ~Echo Hallowswift~
(February 28, 2023 - 7:54 pm)

WiLdSoNg

submitted by WiLdSoNg
(February 28, 2023 - 5:38 pm)

Writing_in_the_Dark

submitted by Writing_in_the_Dark, age 13, School, lol
(March 1, 2023 - 2:09 pm)

Golden Lion-Tamarin

 

 

List of signatures:

Suki, pangolin, ~Echo Hallowswift~, Luna Silvermoon, WiLdSoNg, Writing_in_the_dark, and Golden Lion-Tamarin have all signed. This brings us to 7 signatures. My goal is to get everyone on the CB, including Anti-Zoodlers when they have finally surrendered. Mwahahahahahaha! Someone please top this!

submitted by Golden Lion-Tamarin, please top this somebody!
(March 1, 2023 - 5:45 pm)

Wolfy

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Why? I was a Zoodle Neutralist, not involving myself in the fight for/against Zoodle Recognition, but the very fact that they are spoken of logically means that they do exist. The infiltration barrier is an excellent idea, and I must commend the CBers, both Pro and Anti Zoodle, for keeping this "civil war" civil. Peace!

submitted by Wolfy, age signing, oodles of zoodles
(March 1, 2023 - 8:25 pm)