Neutral Zoodle CBers...

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Neutral Zoodle CBers...

Neutral Zoodle CBers... unite?

So. I saw this thing aboout Zoodles. It looks like a fun conflict! And, as any good bit of advice will tell you:

Do not join a conflict you do not fully understand. If you do, you might need to take a break, and a dozen asprins along with it to help understand yourself first.  ----Sun Tzu

Thank you Terracotta, but I am sure that Sun did not say that.

He did.

Did not. 

So, seeing that the Zoodlers and Anti-Zoodlers(I shall use Zoo and Anti-Zoo for simplicity) are busy tussling, I shall create this thread so neutral CBers can speak of this matter without great fear of being swept into new Zoodley messes. I have a few questions myself.

1.What is a Zoodle?

2.Why are people riled up over it?

3.Where did they come from? 

4.Are Zoodles going to take over the CB? (They're already in Last To Post, Pudding's place, and if my memory has not failed me, Inkwell?)

5. What is the center conflict? Are Zoodles existent or non-existent, cute or not cute...?

Yes, that should be all for now. Zoo's and Anti-Zoo's, feel free to try and convince me, and everyone else on the sidelines which side is better. Just, please don't let the CB Ultimate guide one day have a page like this:

The Zoodle war... 

Yeah, I hope it won't escalate too far off the charts. Everyone, feel free to comment here about this crazy event. And please, someone tell me what a Zoodle is, thank you very much.

Confused, observing, and reflecting on Zoodles--------Zealatom 

(Aha! My CAPTCHA says ramne! Do Zoodles have something to do with noodles?) 

submitted by Zealatom, age ~-~, ~-~
(February 17, 2023 - 10:28 am)

back to the Down to Earth

1.What is a Zoodle? A Zoodle is a spiky cucumber-like snake thing that has ginormous, adorable eyes. They have tiny tongues and emit small squeaking sounds. They are harmless to CBers unless thrown in great multitude atop someone.

2. Why are people riled up over it? There is an ongoing argument whether Zoodles are real or not real.

3. Where did they come from? They originated in the Last-To-Post thread.

4. Are Zoodles going to take over the CB? (They're already in Last To Post, Pudding's place, and if my memory has not failed me, Inkwell?) This is possible, but they shall not take over any Solo-Writes or Ski-Lodges.

5. What is the center conflict? Are Zoodles existent or non-existent, cute or not cute...? The center conflict, as previously stated, is whether Zoodles are existent or non-existent. In my opinion, they are real because it is possible to use them in a sentence and because they are all over the CB. In my opinion, they are adorable. 

submitted by ~Echo Hallowswift~
(February 17, 2023 - 12:00 pm)

A zoodle is a zucchini noodle. It is not, I may repeat, not adorable, although they do kind of look like snakes.

As a hater of anything that includes zucchini, I cannot be on the side of zoodles, but I understand (but can't spell) neutrality.

submitted by Hex, age aeons, higher than kilimanjaro
(February 17, 2023 - 7:48 pm)
submitted by Zealatop, age Top, Top
(February 17, 2023 - 7:35 pm)

1.What is a Zoodle? A Zoodle is a snake that looks like a combination of a zuchinni and a noodle. Because of this, Zuchinnis and noodles have been used as weapons by the Zoodle team in a patriotic effort.

2.Why are people riled up over it? People are riled up over Zoodles because some are afraid they will take over the CB, even with multiple reassurances. They want to get rid of Zoodles, and are called Anti-Zoodlers. The Zoodlists want to protect these animals.

3.Where did they come from? Last-to-post

4.Are Zoodles going to take over the CB? (They're already in Last To Post, Pudding's place, and if my memory has not failed me, Inkwell?) Zoodles will not take over the CB. Myself and all other Zoodlists will make sure Zoodles do not enter threads except when appropriate.

5. What is the center conflict? Are Zoodles existent or non-existent, cute or not cute...? The center conflict is: Do Zoodles have a right to exist? and: Are Zoodles good or evil?

submitted by Golden Lion Tamarin
(February 19, 2023 - 12:50 pm)

All I know is the zoodles have been hijacking our good old last-to-post thread for nearly a year now and they're hecking annoying

so as an anti-zoodler I just want them out  

:D 

submitted by Darkling
(February 21, 2023 - 11:14 pm)