*returns to thread, carrying zoodle weapons and anti-zoodle weapons*

*All zoodlers evacuate*

*Fires all weapons at max power, using physics to conjure the fuel out of thin air using reshaping of the quarks, electrons, and photons in the air*

*connects them to a +1QC charge and -1QC charged magnet connected to solar, wind, heat, and zoodle bycicle generators of electricity (QC is quettacoulomb) so that no matter what, it will always stay running*

*Invents a machine that automatically pulls the fuel out of thin air by rearranging the particles in the air so that I don't have to manually do it*

*Puts ZM, ZN, and ZCG on extra order just in case*

*thread becomes a mess; no one can see anything because the fuel is covering everything*

*chaos causes anti-zoodler base to start collapsing*

*I escape just in time, locking all the doors and taking all keys with me*

I haven't been on here 

FOREVER....

We, #TheChaosTeam shall PROTEST AGAINST ZOODLES!

Reasons why:

-Rora hates snakes

-Mira hates snakes

-Mira hates veggies, like, oh, say, gooseberries...

-Lyre hates snakes

Anddd that's all we have. Heh heh.

~WARRRRR! *weird battle cry I can't even fathom*~

#Honestly? Cucumbers and snakes? What's the deal.....#

~THE DEAL IS WE FIGHT!!!~

{You guys, calm down! Psst...Mira, you come with me. We're going to ambush the zoodles together!!!}

Also, @Admins, can this historically be the Zoodle Phase? 

I'm not a world historian, but you can call it that if you'd like.

Admin

*bshshzzt* Chaser to base. I am charging into the open field that all the AZs are hanging out in in the hope of taking out as many as I can before I am captured. See you on the other side of the war. Chaser out. *bzzzssht*

AAAHHHHHHH!!

*Charges into Anti-Zoodler base firing ice cream everywhere.* *Blows up all their weapons storage via Pomegranite Bomb, which is like a Pomegranite Grenade but bigger* *Fires a glob of ice cream at the next person to try to disable me, landing right on their forehead and freezing them into a block of ice*

POMEGRANATE BOMB!!!!

YAAAAAAAAA!!

*runs in screaming battle cries*

*throws all pomegranate bombs*

Pomegranate bombs explode into pools of pomegranate juice. Whoever is standing near one when it explodes will be covered in pomegranate juice from head to toe.

Wow it's like Splatoon in here- *narrowly avoids pomegranate juice*

*joins in with battle cry* feel the power of a paint gun loaded with ice cream, anti-zoodlers!!

THE ZOODLES SHALL PREVAIL!  

This is Avara.

*joins in battle cry*

*runs towards the battlefield pushing coconut oil cannon*

*fires the cannon, staining the clothes of every anti-zoodler on the battlefield*

Stop persecuting the poor innocent zoodles!

They have done nothing to you. 

The morally correct side, i. e. the pro-zoodle side, will rise to victory. 

~STRAWBERRYYYY~

No, no, you're not a zoodle. GET AWAY FROM STRAWBERRY.

~BUT SHE'S MY FRIENDDDDD~

#Oh...what are we going to do, Rora?#

Nothing. She's AGAINST zoodles. 

~I have made a decision.~

No, no, no...!

!!!

~I am going to be a zoodle. I WILL FIGHT WITH STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!~

NOOO, NOOO, NOOOOoooOOO, MIra. You are AGAINST--

Aaah~

*gets splattered with pomegranate juice* HOW did you get ACCESS to that????????/

#OH HELP!!!!#

~MWAHAHAHA I STAND WITH STRAWBERRY!!!! *Berry Blossom Bakery transforms into zoodle fort*~

NOO, MIra, you are MY AE. You are NOT allowed to--

{Aaaaaaah! WATCH OU----}

#Oh dear, oh no, oh man, oh--*gets splattered with zoodle pie*#

Oh no, now this is a PIE thread? No, no, no....

~I am a ZOOOOOOODDDDDLLLLLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ 

Hahahaha! Giant three headed zoodle to the rescue! Anything sweet just feeds my zoodle's power!

This is chaos, where are the anti-zoodlers, and what are we coming to? *invents new weapons, such as a cookie cannon and an orange (orange as in the fruit, not as in the color) cannon, for even if the zoodlers are impervious to orange juice they are not impervious to oranges*

*sprays all the zoodlers with oranges and cookies*

*pika and mongoose take some more hostages*

Yes, the zoodles have done something to us. They have pretended to exist, which is basically declaring war. So all we can do is to keep our end up, isn't it--

*chases all zoodlers and zoodles from the thread and back to their own base, spraying oranges and cookies after them as they flee in terror*

*oh, and also takes all their weapons*

WE ARE WINNING!!!!!!!