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ANTI-TEAM ZOODLES!!!!
ANTI-TEAM ZOODLES!!!!
They are nonexsistant!!! Who will join me in the battle against Team Zoodles? Unite, CBers!
submitted by Amethyst, age many years, anti-zoodles
(February 11, 2023 - 4:26 pm)
(February 11, 2023 - 4:26 pm)
*haphazardly throws pomegranate grenades everywhere*
ZOODLERS WIN!!!!
*conjures millions of zoodles out of thin air into the anti-zoodlers thread*
(February 20, 2023 - 10:34 pm)
*burps up zoodles*
(February 21, 2023 - 8:42 am)
It is I. A lone brigadier, ready to risk life and limb in a battle against the horrible zoodles. Everyone knows zoodles are allergic to coconut cream pies, and so we will weaponize them. Our ovens must be strong! We must have steady aim!
(Besides, this is our thread, we've got the advantage here :D)
*fires cream pies out of a gigantic gun*
FOR GLORYYYYYY
(February 21, 2023 - 10:03 am)
I'm afraid much of your information on zoodles is incorrect. Anti-Zoodlers do not have the ability to add traits such as allergies to any zoodles, much less the whole species, and no Zoodler has instated this allergy. In fact, many zoodles like coconut cream pie. Oh dear, it appears you have a bit of coconut cream on you. This one mega-zoodle I know will kill for a drop of coconut cream... Oh, here he comes now. His name is Cyle and he's 128ish feet long. And he's immune to hairspray.
It just so happens that a weakness to hairspray is actually a recessive trait that very few zoodles contain, and the ones who are vulnerable to it are routinely covered in a hairspray-proof coating. You've also been captured and thrown in the dungeons on the team zoodle thread, so I don't think you'll be able to respond here, as you're rather, uh, tied up (pun intended).
(February 21, 2023 - 3:42 pm)
Thank you for the information about zoodles, Scuttles! I can't believe I covered the zoodles in a coconut cream-pie proof armor. I will take it off now.
*Takes off zoodle anti cream pie armor*
(February 21, 2023 - 8:29 pm)
*Teleports here, not requiring to pass Phoenix tears and Hex*
*Immediately covers zoodles with anti coconut cream pie armor, shielding them from the coconut cream pie*
*Eats coconut cream pie because I am not allergic and like pies*
*Aims ovens at Darkling, causing her to fall over long enough to gain access to the ammunition room, firing all weapons everywhere, AFTER shielding myself, the zoodles, and all other zoodlers here with anti-hothotsauce armor and anti-orangejuice-armor*
*Anti-Zoodle thread becomes a mess; all furniture falls down except for the hanging chandelier; Anti-zoodlers get confused from being blinded with orange juice and hot hot sauce and run straight into each other, causing them all to fall down*
*removes off switch from anti-zoodler weapons*
*puts Zoodle Marines on extra duty*
*adds orange juice and jalapeños to orders for Zoodle Coast Guard*
*Plants cameras everywhere, shielding them with weapon armor that still allows them to video, and connects them to my laptop computer so that I can see what is going on*
*Leaves thread in a panic*
(February 21, 2023 - 8:09 pm)
Oh dear, I've arrived quite late to the battle. I guess I should make up for lost time.
(February 21, 2023 - 11:23 am)
I shall vanquish you, zoodles!
(February 21, 2023 - 11:44 am)
What we really need is some organization. I have decided on two mascots, as that will be infinitely superior to only one. The first is (one?) pika - pikas are the most adorable little mouse-y things that live in mountains, and they, unlike zoodles, actually exsist. In fact, I think we have several. They are invulnerable to zoodles, BUT zoodles are mortally afraid of them.
The other mascot is a mongoose. For the benefit of anyone who hasn't read The Jungle Book, mongooses are small furry creatures who attack snakes. As Darkvine seems to think that zoodles are snakes, this will be very handy.
And now: anyone who wants to can submit a weapon. We already have Hawkstar's weapon of Hot Hot Sauce and my own orange juice cannon. Any weapon should be as dangerous and possible and, hopefully, have workings that cannot be understood by any of Team Zoodle's members.
What is more, I think we are going to heavily besiege Team Zoodle's headquarters. Origami (who, being a hedgehog, is good at doing these things) has made a tunnel that leads straight from a little way outside our headquarters to the Room for Hanging Out of Team Zoodle's headquarters. (No one of Team Zoodle knows this - yet.) From here, we will get into the headquarters (obviously).
@Hawkstar, please take over the Planning Room.
@Darkling, could you take charge of the Ammunition Room?
@Piano Man, please defend the Magic Room.
@pangolin, please get to the kitchen (for pies).
@Phoenix Tears and Hex, please take care of the entryway.
Anyone can switch positions and take care of the zoodle-snake room, the back door, the hospital room, and the basement/dungeons/whatever. The anti-zoodlers I've mentioned are just the ones who I think are checking this thread most often. I myself will take care of the Room for Hanging Out. WE WILL VANQUISH THE ZOODLES!!!!!
(February 21, 2023 - 4:58 pm)
Um, what should I do?
(February 21, 2023 - 7:44 pm)
I'm afraid that as an anti-zoodler, you are unable to make changes to zoodles such as making them scared of things (like pikas (which are very cute)). In fact, the only person who can make real changes to zoodles is their creator, Darkvine.
Also, pikas are rodents, and rodents are very easy for snakes or snake-like things to eat.
The mongoose thing is unfortunately true. Zoodles are snake-like, and mongooses do kill snakes. But zoodles aren't snakes, or at least not normal snakes, and they may prove much harder to kill than one. Plus they respawn.
(February 22, 2023 - 12:19 am)
Also, there is a massive energy sheild surrounding the Zoodle Base, including underground, so your hedgehog frend will run into it before they even get close. As I rather like hedgehogs, even if this one is the enemy, please warn your hedgehog of this and don't let them get electrocuted.
(February 22, 2023 - 12:29 am)
FYI, pikas are far smaller than zoodles. a zoodle could swallow a pika whole if it wanted to.
(February 22, 2023 - 3:15 pm)
@Flamarestii, thank you very much for appearing! If you'd like you can take the room behind the back door.
@Golden Lion Tamarin, I see that you have posted. I shall remove you from the thread. (where's your passport, anyway?)
I had another thought - shall we have a password? Of course, it's pretty pointless, but we can post under it and let everyone know that whowever has posted under it is an anti-zoodlers. Something like mongooses&pikas.
(February 21, 2023 - 8:19 pm)
Got it, Cap.
(February 22, 2023 - 8:12 am)