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TEAM ZOODLE

members of Team Zoodle, gather here! together we shall devise a plot to vanquish all anti-zoodlers! :D

 

current members of the team: Darkvine, Scuttles, and Echo Hallowswift

if you would like to join, just ask on this thread with '@vine' at the end of your name.

 

@anti-zoodlers who are reading this- you have permission to form an anti-zoodle team. you also have permission to launch a siege on this thread. just be warned, the zoodle-snakes here are far bigger than the ones on other threads. plus they have sharp teeth and spikes.

 

@neutral CBers, if you would like to post on this thread but not join, you may as long as you don't attack. that would be taken as an act of war by the zoodle-snakes, and I highly advise you not to arouse their anger. 

 

@everyone- please do not attack the anti-zoodlers (same goes for them) on any threads where that would be unwelcome, such as RPs, Ski Lodges, ect.

 

the zoodles shall prevail! -Darkvine 

submitted by Darkvine, age idk, Team Zoodle Base
(February 11, 2023 - 10:41 am)

hi Amethyst,

I have been thinking about the zoodle's impact on the CB, and they have been a little chaotic on the threads that I've introduced them to.

and... honestly, I'm wondering if it was the best idea to turn zoodles into a war. (sorry pro-zoodlers) they seem to be turning into something of an invasive species. 

so... I have an idea. how about we call off the war, but not banish zoodles for eternity. they can still appear as occasional pets, sidekicks, CAPTCHA appearances, ect., there just won't be any armies, and we'll let the team threads slowly sink into the back pages. Last to Post can go back to how it was. how does this sound? if there's anything you'd like to add or change just let me know, because peace is a thing of cooperation, not forced submission. 

-Darkvine 

submitted by Darkvine@Amethyst
(March 3, 2023 - 8:47 pm)

I do like the team threads, so could we keep those up here for a zoodle habitat of some sort? Maybe we can keep the zoodles on these threads so CBers can talk about zoodles without them getting everywhere?

submitted by Suki, age 13 eons, Nowhere
(March 3, 2023 - 11:35 pm)

@Darkvine: the war in itself is fun (especially since the anti-zoodlers are winning hehe), but of course if you want to end it, we could declare a truce of some sort. I still maintain that by rights zoodles should not exist, and what could happen is that zoodles can exist on the CB, but only on threads specially made for them to exist on. I'm personally fine with the war itself - it's only that there seems to have been discontent among CBers at it having taken over the Last-to-Post. However, as I said, if you want to end the war, that's fine - as long as we can work out some agreeable terms. That might be difficult... Please consider the proposition I've mentioned.

submitted by Amethyst, still with a white flag
(March 4, 2023 - 10:10 am)

I agree, we should try to keep zoodles off Last-to-Post. My goal is basically to keep things fun and exiting while trying to keep all CBers happy, pro-zoodlers, anti-zoodlers, and neutral CBers alike.

if there are any other actions we need to take, let me know. I don't want zoodles to escalate into another AE war or Warrior Cats war.

and it's not exactly that I wanted to end the war, it's just that if it was causing negative effects, I did not want to continue. As the person who started the zoodle war in the first place, there's a lot of responsibility to make sure it doesn't get out of hand.

(also, the anti-zoodlers are nOt winning) 

submitted by Darkvine
(March 5, 2023 - 9:30 am)

I 100% agree with you, Darkvine. Although the zoodle war is fun, it definitely should not escalate into another AE war--from what I've heard, that was pretty chaotic. What you have suggested is exactly the same plan I outlined in my Declaration of Zoodle independence.

Amethyst, can we PLEASE, PLEASE get some signatures from the anti-zoodlers?

submitted by Golden Lion Tamarin
(March 5, 2023 - 2:31 pm)

Darkvine, I am afraid this is all my fault. I simply asked Amethyst to sign the declaration of zoodle independence and now the truce is broken. Of course, you are the team leader, so if you do not want to continue the war, the war shall end, and we shall agree to another declaration of Zoodle Independence.

Amethyst, If you do not like my Declaration of Zoodle Independence, you may create your own, but it must follow these rules that I have set up:

1. It shall not completely ban zoodles from CB or declare that zoodles are nonexistent.

2. Can not acknowledge that the Anti-Zoodlists have won, as we are not declaring a surrender, but rather the offer of a ceasefire. 

2.7. Must not require CBers to declare that zoodles are nonexistant or that they have no importance to the CB whatsoever.

2.71. If any previous terms are not good for you, let us know and we will try to negotiate.

2.718. Must not permit any attack of zoodles whatsoever in the future after the Zoodle War has ended.

2.718281828459045. Yeah I am just trying to get closer to Eulers number in my iterations. 

submitted by Golden Lion Tamarin
(March 12, 2023 - 3:41 pm)

Yes, I do agree that we should be careful that this war doesn't get out of hand. As it is now, though, I think it's basically just a friendly game. Which the anti-zoodlers are winning.

@GLT, sorry, but no. Of course I can't speak for all of the anti-zoodlers, but your Declaration is too drastic for me, and probably all of the anti-zoodlers, to even consider.

Now I think I'm going - so that I can rush straight back in again, without my white flag, and take over ;)

submitted by Amethyst, age pikagoose, tired of white flags
(March 5, 2023 - 3:33 pm)

Hey, that was unfair! Remember the authentication weapons. *authentication weapons see Amethyst and block all exits and enterances, shouting, "guards! Take her away!" while me, Chaser and Jay, Darkvine, and Scuttles all have the honor of taking Amethyst away and locking her in our sevenfold-protected chamber*

Now WE are SURE to WIN!!!!!

 

*Zoodle anthem plays in the background, each line is a single measure*

 

ZOODLES FOR ETERNITY

By Golden Lion Tamarin

 

*intro* 

 

United we stand

As we are for the ZOODLES

We are the zoodlists

And we will protect our precious zoodles

 

Noodle and zucchini combined

we look like

a snake biting its tail

we sybmolize

 

And that snake

The zoodle

Will live forever in its cycle

So shall we

 

The Zoodlists are we

We will protect zoodles

The zoodle snakes we will

be for eternity! 

 

*outro* 

submitted by Golden Lion Tamarin, age 9.91, Zoodles for eternity!
(March 5, 2023 - 8:37 pm)
submitted by SukiTOP
(March 9, 2023 - 9:53 am)
submitted by Poison TOP Frog
(March 9, 2023 - 9:54 am)
submitted by top
(March 9, 2023 - 9:55 am)
submitted by SukiTOP
(March 9, 2023 - 8:53 pm)

Mkay, I think we should maintain the war, but limit it entirely to the zoodle and anti-zoodle threads.

But really it is up to Darkvine and Amethyst.

:D

submitted by Scuttles
(March 13, 2023 - 1:22 pm)

Hear, hear! Or a temporary ceasefire.

submitted by Flamarestii
(March 13, 2023 - 4:49 pm)

All right, we can probably declare a cease-fire for a while.

Also, @GLT, I did not break the truce. I left the thread, left my white flag behind, and then re-entered the thread. Therefore, it was unfair of you to put me in the seven-fold protected chamber, from which I have since escaped. However, as things seem to be leaning more towards peace, I will now leave your thread...

submitted by Amethyst
(March 13, 2023 - 7:44 pm)