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members of Team Zoodle, gather here! together we shall devise a plot to vanquish all anti-zoodlers! :D
current members of the team: Darkvine, Scuttles, and Echo Hallowswift
if you would like to join, just ask on this thread with '@vine' at the end of your name.
@anti-zoodlers who are reading this- you have permission to form an anti-zoodle team. you also have permission to launch a siege on this thread. just be warned, the zoodle-snakes here are far bigger than the ones on other threads. plus they have sharp teeth and spikes.
@neutral CBers, if you would like to post on this thread but not join, you may as long as you don't attack. that would be taken as an act of war by the zoodle-snakes, and I highly advise you not to arouse their anger.
@everyone- please do not attack the anti-zoodlers (same goes for them) on any threads where that would be unwelcome, such as RPs, Ski Lodges, ect.
the zoodles shall prevail! -Darkvine
submitted by Darkvine, age idk, Team Zoodle Base
(February 11, 2023 - 10:41 am)
(February 11, 2023 - 10:41 am)
Yo Darkvine, do you think we should add a weapons manufacturing room? Perhaps with large garage-style doors for moving out the larger weapons? Also, could you perhaps post a newer version of the map? Some updates have been made to the map plus the old one is a little buried.
(February 21, 2023 - 9:16 am)
Name: Defensive One-Way Barrier Sheild (DO-WBS)
Fuel: None.
Class: O (Other)
Size(small, medium, large are S, M, and L specifically): XXXXXL
Creator: Fluffles (Scuttles' snake)
Method of transport to anti-zoodle thread: None, not to be transported
Notes: Large dome that surrounds Zoodle Base, allows anything out unless put on lockdown, including ammo fired at the enemies, but anything alse will bounce of the dome with a zap of electricity. Has large, airlock-style doors to keep out enemies but let in frens. The doors are foolproof, and electrified just like the rest of the sheild. Goes underground as well.
(February 21, 2023 - 9:22 am)
*bzssshztttstt* reporting to home base. I have infiltrated the zoodle headquarters. They made their map very clear and accessible. It turns out any amount of hairspray will put zoodles to sleep instantly, and they left the back door unlocked. They will be here any minute to capture me, but I will make nonexistent as many zoodles as I can in the meantime. it has been an honor. *bsszzzzst*
(February 21, 2023 - 10:09 am)
RAAHHHHH! *Tackles Darkling just inside the door, spraying with indestructable zoodle noodles which wrap around their arms and legs and then fuse with themselves, making them impossible to escape from unless commanded to by whoever fired them, in this case Scuttles.*
*bzsszzzzzt* Scuttles to HQ. The anti-zoodler Darkling has been captured. Calling for reinforcements on back door, and requesting that all outer entrances be checked and locked. It appears that the zoodles near the back door were not given a hairspray-proof coating. Please inspect all zoodles promptly. Also requesting that the DO-WBS be put in use. Scuttles out. bzzshset*
*A bunch of zoodles come racing down in full battle gear, and drag Darkling off to the prison in the basement which I just made up and added to our base. It's a rather nice prison, with a private bathroom and a very nice bed and some lovely decor, but it's still a prison and the walls and bars are indestructable. The zoodles also drag the knocked-out zoodles to the med-bay and take their place. These ones, however, are covered in hairspray-proof coating, and all over the base are the sounds of doors locking and zoodles being inspected.*
(February 21, 2023 - 3:17 pm)
*Jay, for some reason, has found himself managing dispatch*
*bsshshszztt* Dispatch to Scuttles. A new troop of zoodles has been dispatched your way. All doors have been locked. Copy capture of Anti-Zoodler Darkling, holding cell being prepared. All zoodles are being inspected as we speak. Med-bay being prepared. Will pass request for shield to be activated on to Darkvine. Dispatch out. *bzzzssztt*
*Jay turns from Scuttles' comm to a different one*
*bsszzztt* Dispatch to battlefield. How's it looking out there? More zoodle teams being prepped. They have discovered the zoodles' weakness to hairspray, but all zoodles vulnerable to it have been coated in hairspray-proof hairspray-repellent. (H-PH-R) Dispatch out.*bzzzsst*
(February 21, 2023 - 4:46 pm)
*Covers all zoodles with anti-hairspray armor*
*Places authentication weapons in every enterance, including the roof and walls*
*Creates method to allow only zoodles to enter, and not be followed by anti-zoodlers*
*Improves Face ID technology, adds Touch ID and DNA-sample ID to authentication weapons and all methods of entry*
*Puts 5M ZA zoodles on guard duty*
(February 21, 2023 - 8:16 pm)
(February 21, 2023 - 1:43 pm)
Welp, I'm not Darkvine, but welcome to Team Zoodle, Avara! It's never too late to join, and we always welcome more zoodlers.
(February 21, 2023 - 3:43 pm)
Thanks!
(February 22, 2023 - 12:28 pm)
(February 21, 2023 - 2:03 pm)
*hurries through back door before reinforcements of zoodles can arrive*
*rescues Darkling*
*gets back to the Anti-zoodlers before anything unprecedented can happen, with Darkling and a few, stray, kidnapped zoodles (not that there are such things as zoodles, but oh well, to look impressive)*
There.
(February 21, 2023 - 4:41 pm)
NOOO that was Rainbow's zoodle! *Uses teleportaiton machine to teleport there, snatch the zoodles quickly, and move them to new base location with all other zoodles*.
(February 21, 2023 - 7:41 pm)
Recipient--Zoodlist team group. Start message--There is a new map and location for the new Zoodlist base. it is located at your convenience. I must not say more, as the anti-zoodlers may see it. Darkling has already given information to her home base that the map was easy to find. Please evacuate current head quarters immediately. Also, please move to new location. Thank you. --End message.
(February 21, 2023 - 7:22 pm)
Adding new zoodle military categories:
ZAF - Zoodle Air Force: Guards weapons while firing them in air
ZA - Zoodle Army: Close-combat zoodles with monitoring of the base
ZCG - Zoodle Coast Guard: Work involves gathering bananas and zuchinni from trees on the coast of Zoodle Island in Chatterbox.
ZN - Zoodle Navy: Work involves loading weapons and making banana pies and zuchinni pies.
ZM - Zoodle Marines: Work involves boat transportation of supplies from Zoodle Island to the base.
Zoodle numbers in armies:
ZAF - 140k
ZA - 982.4M
ZCG - 50k
ZN - 800k
ZM - 1M
Total - ~984.4M
Recipient --Zoodle team. Start message--Zoodlists, our Anti-Zoodlist rivals are starting to get serious about this war. We MUST defend. Darkvine, please be in charge of assigning CBers to different zoodle jobs and military helping with zoodles. Others, do what you can to defend our base. Invent as many weapons as you can. Use my teleportaion device wisely. Do not let the anti-zoodlers know our base location or that YOU are defending our Zoodle State. --End message
(February 21, 2023 - 7:57 pm)
Oh heck now you're going to go and change your base and then we'll have to go and besiege that one. However, your current base is still occupied, and so I might as well strike now anyway. Anti-zoodlers, rally! viva la revolucion!!!!!
*comes through secret tunnel with pika and mongoose*
*takes charge of the Room for Hanging Out, scattering the zoodles (nonexsistant) and Zoodle CBers (exsistant) that are there*
*randomly sprays orange juice about*
*no one is left in the Ammunition Room either*
*pika and mongoose scatter to hunt down any stray zoodles (nonexsistant)*
(February 21, 2023 - 8:24 pm)