Witty Insults!!!!

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Witty Insults!!!!

Witty Insults!!!!

Note to admins: we are not insulting each other, we are just listing insults!!!!!

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I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.

P1: I know you are, but what am I?

P2:Bad at comebacks?

Don't try to think, it might give you a concussion.

Hey, you! Over there! With the rat coming out of your collar! Oops, that was your face? Sorry.*smiles sweetly*

Okay, <insert name here>, let's review thinking.

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Have any more? Remember, NOT at each other!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to keep this on the site!

 

 

submitted by Espionage
(November 3, 2009 - 8:18 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

Erm. From "Mary Postgate" by Kipling: "You look more or less like a
human being. You must have had a brain at some time in your past. What
have you done with it? Where d'you keep it?"

By... er.... Matthew Prior?

Sir, I admit your general rule

That every poet is a fool.

But you yourself may serve to show it

That every fool is not a poet.

 

That is my personal favorite. Oh, I like this one by... Douglas Adams.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete
fools. 

Why is that so amusing to me? Eh. 

 

-EH

 

submitted by Emily H. :), age 14, Sparks, NV
(November 4, 2009 - 12:37 am)

I find insults in obscure languages to be useful, as most people will have no idea that you're insulting. However, I can only think of one right now: blöde. It's German for dense, dumb, silly, or stupid. Insults in English: "I'm sorry, but I don't interact with people who don't have brains." "Where did you leave your brain?" Insults in gibberish (These are suitable for all occasions) : "Horglelorp"  "Snorkydoodle" "Plorklalork"

submitted by CC
(November 9, 2009 - 5:08 pm)